My friend is in a school appropriate version of Heather's with some acting company or whatever and they changed "If you lack the balls/ you can go play dolls/ let your mommy fix you a snack"

Now it's "if you lack the juice/go play duck duck goose/ let your mommy fix you ice cream"

Ikr ew

Anyways I was tagged by frnkieroisacurse so ya LEt'S dIvE iN

Wtf is that from I forget

1. Do you have any scars?

Yeah I have like a million on my legs and arms because I'm a clumsy lil dipcrap and also a few from pulling off scabs bc idk why I'm weird

2.  Do you have a crush?

Okay but why do they a l w a y s ask this

Anywhom yeah yeah I do and I really wanna ask them to homecoming but that would involve interaction and ewwww

3. Have you ever kissed someone?

Besides family and a poster one time nope I can't say that I have

4. Coke or Pepsi?

No coke, Pepsi.
Oh, okay then, Pepsi.
AYYYY PEPSI OHH PEPSI HAHA PEPSI

Actually I don't drink either of them so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5. Someone you hate?

Is myself an option? No? Okay then idk whoever though it'd be a good idea to end Sleepy Hollow

6. Best friend?

Is this asking for if I have a best friend or who my best friend is?

7. Ever done alcohol?

Well there's wine at my church and I drank a little baby sip once but other than that, no cause it was really gross.

8. Drugs?

GIMME DRUGS GIMME DRUGS I DONT NEED EM BUT ILL SELL WHAT YOU GOT TAKE THE CASH AND ILL KEEP IT

nah I never plan to either.

9.  Dream job?

I wanna be an author but idk how practical that is and if it's even possible for me

10. Ever been in love?

No, not really. I'm kinda cynical and I don't really believe that someone my age can fall in love, so it's never happened to me. I mean, unless you count fictional characters, and even that is more of an obsession.

11. Last time you cried?

Meh maybe a few days ago or last week. I try to forget when I cry because ew

12. Favorite color?

I'm really tempted to say black just because I'm that edgy rawr XD 666 but my favorite color is actually probably purple. Like really really deep purple.

13. Height?

5'2 my d00d

14. Birthday?

July 14

I was born ten days late lol

15. Eye color?

Brown. Just normal, uninteresting brown.

16. Hair color?

It's like pretty dark brown but rn I've got some blonde streaks in it cause all the purple came out(haha unlike me) and I can't dye it again until after the school's fall play and (if I get in) the school musical

17. What do you love?

I love the idea of love.

18. Obsession?

Atm, Stranger Things is my iSH

19. Do you love someone?

Yup yup yup I love my dearest family

20. Kiss or hug?

Idk about kissing cause I've never tried but I do like me some nice warm hugs

21. Nickname?

A few of my friends (and cousin) call me Nyds and my sister calls me "Left-handed" even though I'm a righty  so idk

22. Favorite song?

I'm really loving Demolition Lovers  by MCR and also Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off. I'm sure you can tell who the second one is by from the length of the title.

23. Favorite band?

My Chemical Romance because yes yes yes yes

24. Worst thing ever?

I like to think that I haven't yet experienced the worst thing ever.

25. Near death experience?

Well idk if it counts but one time when I was a very young youngun my mom got me out of the car in a parking lot and told me to hold her hand while we walked to the restaurant and I shouted "NO" before trying to run into oncoming traffic.

Of course I was like two years old so I didn't get far but hey it's a good story

26. Wait I think I missed one the near death experience is supposed to be 26. Oh well, just skip this one.

27. Ever dated?

Nopeity nope nope, I've always been single as single gets

28. Worst mistake?

My country music phase. *shudders*

29. Special talents?

I'm really good at being mediocre

30. Someone you can tell everyone to?

I think you mean everything and in that case, nobody because TRUST NO 1

31. Ever lost a loved one?

Yeah

And no I'm not talking about MCR

Even though I wrote a poem for school about losing MCR

32. Do you believe in love?

Well, not love at first sight, or even love at a young age, but yeah I guess so.

33. Someone you hate?

Me me me me me me

34. Are you okay?

Oh no

Oh no

Oh NONONONONO it's hApPEnInG

WELL IF YOU WANTED HONESTY THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY

I NEVER WANT TO LET YOU DOWN OR HAVE YOU GO ITS BETTER OFF THIS WAY

FOR ALL THE DIRTY LOOKS THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOUR BOYFRIEND TOOK

REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR FOOT FROM JUMPING OUT THE SECOND FLOOR

IM NOOOOT OOOKAY

IM NOT OOOKAAAAAAAAYYY

IM NOT WOAHKAAAAAAAAYYYYY

YOU WEAR ME OUUUUT

okay im gonna tag some c00l d00ds now

Starsco hahaha now you'll never escape from being tagged by me

natgout

JasxnTheTxymaker

And last but not least

Anaveragepsycho

Here I'll write all the questions in one place to make your lives easier

1. Do you have any scars?
2. Do you have a crush?
3. Have you ever kissed someone?
4. Coke or Pepsi?
5. Someone you hate?
6. Best friend?
7. Ever done alcohol?
8. Drugs?
9. Dream job?
10. Ever been in love?
11. Last time you cried?
12. Favorite color?
13. Height?
14. Birthday?
15. Eye color?
16. Hair color?
17. What do you love?
18. Obsession?
19. Do you love someone?
20. Kiss or hug?
21. Nickname?
22. Favorite song?
23. Favorite band?
24. Worst thing ever?
25. Near death experience?
26. Whoops lol I goofed
27. Ever dated?
28. Worst mistake?
29. Special talents?
30. Someone you can tell everything to?
31. Ever lost a loved one?
32. Do you believe in love?
33. Someone you hate?
34. Are you okay?

Alrighty, see ya, my lovely corpses!!