Okay ik it's been 2018 for like an hour already(well for me at least) but still HAPPY NEW YEAR MY LOVELY CORPSES!!!!

Do you recall last year when my cousin and I switched phones well yeah I do and it's been so long I'm ow

Anyway I hope you started your year off right

I sure did

With a good old fashioned kick line to Frank Sinatra's New York New York

The only way to ring in the new year

Okay so yeah I have to sleep now

Read: pretend to sleep but actually stay up a few more hours sobbing because an entire year has gone by and I have nothing to show for it

Awkward cough awkward cough

Welp yeah

*Auld lang syne starts playing*

I guess I'll see you guys the next time my lazy butt decides to update.

Yeah I'll go now, happy new year or whatever idk ansnslsnxleorh+kckdbdkd