Anyway I'm on vacation in Virginia Beach rn actually I'm leaving but hey here's a quick little story that I forgot to tell

Anyway we went to this little free circus thing on the boardwalk cause it was free and therefore good and the juggler I frEAKING SWEAR

I WANT TO BE THIS MAN'S BEST FRIEND

Okay so moving on

He went by the name "John the Flaming Ginger"

Ikr, he was just as awesome as he sounds

pizzawithbones I should mention that he really reminded me of our little baby Jack

So anyway one of the things he did was he juggled on a ladder without anyone holding it up and then he was gonna hop down and he wanted to attract people so he shouted, "OH GOD HE'S GONNA JUMP! Okay, that should get a nice big crowd- MA'AM STOP LOOKING AT THE TOP OF THAT BUILDING YOU ARE SICK"

I WAS FREAKING LOSING IT

Anyway another really funny thing that I remember is he was on a huge 7 foot unicycle and he was getting ready to climb onto and sit on top to do the juggling thing and he took two men from the crowd to hold it up.

And just before he gets on this thing he eFFING ASKS ONE OF THE GUYS HOLDING IT UP, "Why not give me a little kiss on the cheek for good luck, baby?"

HE SHOVED HIS BUTT IN THE VOLUNTEERS FACE I SWEAR THE POOR MAN LOOKED SO CONFUSED AND I WAS LITERALLY FALLING ON THE GROUND I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

THE VOLUNTEER GUY WAS LIKE,"ummmm no?"

AND THE JUGGLER WAS JUST LIKE, "AW COME ON, DONT BE LIKE THAT"

NINA PLEASE IF THAT AINT A PERFECT MASMITH MOMENT I FREAKING SWEEEEAAAAAAAR

Okay that's it

See y'all

Also the title really had no relation to the story whoops