I found this and I started crying...

Before marriage
Boy: At last I can hardly wait!
Girl: do you want me to leave?
Boy: no don't even think about it!
Girl: do you love me?
Boy: of course, always!
Girl: have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: no why are you asking?
Girl: will you kiss me?
Boy: every chance I get.
Girl: will you slap me?
Boy: hell no, are you crazy?
Girl: can I trust you?
Boy: yes!
Girl: darling!!
After marriage (read backwards)