This will be terribly cringey.

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"Impersonating me?" Naruto narrowed his eyes.

"Yeah, I can't say for sure but that's probably it," Shigeo shrugged. "I dunno how he looks like, he covered his whole body up. Just like you."

The bartender poured a drink and pushed it to Naruto who shook his head.

"At least try a bit..." Shigeo deadpanned. "Whatever, so what are you gonna do?"

"What else?" Naruto scoffed, a smirk on his face as he stood up. "I'll find him...." his eyes shone red slightly under his mask. "And kill him."

"Mhm. Be careful though, he's quite strong to defeat a B-rank on his own. I don't want to lose a client now, do I?" Shigeo smirked. "Anyways, here's something for you."

He pulled out a glass with gloves on. "Here. He had a drink when he came last week. You never drink, so I was suspicious of him and kept this glass. You have good sense of smell, right? This might help."

"Hm, thanks," Naruto held the glass up, inspecting it.

"You're welcome," Shigeo nodded.

"Hm? So this guy's the Kyuubi Jinchuriki?" Hidan smirked.

Yoneda narrowed his eyes as he summoned a katana, holding it up.

"It seems so," Kakuzu said.

"Hah, he's only a B-rank, we'll take him down easily!" Hidan grinned maniacally, swinging up his scythe as he charged at the figure in a cloak. "I'LL SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN-SA-!!!"

The Jashinist was cut off as he was stabbed from the back with a katana through his chest, straight through his heart.

"And they call you an S-rank? Pathetic. Yoneda gave the Jashinist a twisted grin as he stepped on his neck, pulling him back from his hair. "Oh?"

"ARGHHH YOU DAMN BRAT!! LET GO OF ME!" Hidan screamed. "OI! YOU, KAKUZU!! WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING!?!?"

"You said you wanted to take him down yourself," Kakuzu said with a blank face.

"You're still alive, hm?" Yoneda raised his eyebrows.

"I'LL FUCKING SACRIFICE YOU T- AGH FUCK, FUCK, FUCKK!!" Hidan screamed as his hands were pinned down by two other katanas.

"So, will you live if I chop your head off?" Yoneda smirked as he squatted down, crushing a few of the Jashinist's bones.

With a those red eyes that almost made Hidan flinch, Yoneda swung his katana down at his head.

Red eyes watched as Hidan's head rolled away until it stopped rolling.

There was a moment of silence as Yoneda stared at his head. "You dead yet?"

"NOT YET, YOU DAMN BRAT!!" Hidan screamed. "KAKUZU, JUST KILL THAT BRAT ALREADY!!! YOU CAN HAVE ALL OF THAT DAMN MONEY!!"

"Shut up or I'll kill you myself later," Kakuzu narrowed his eyes. His hand shot out at Yoneda whose eyes widened, dodging out of the way.

Raising up his katana, he moved to cut the strings connected to Kakuzu's hand only for his own katana to break.

His eyes widened as the hand quickly retreated back to Kakuzu's body, knocking him hard on the head as he dropped onto the ground, eyes rolled to the back off his skull.

"Huh. He's unconscious already," Kakuzu muttered.

"YEAH, NOW GET MY BODY, KAKUZU!!" Hidan screamed.

Kakuzu moved forward and kicked Yoneda's head. "It's not a shadow clone."

He bent down to take off Yoneda's mask when he heard a whisper from behind him. "Yeah, it's not."

Eyes widening as the body burst into blood which splattered all over him, blood ran down Kakuzu's chin as his five hearts were stabbed all in an instant.

Yoneda giggled maniacally as Kakuzu dropped dead on the ground. "Pathetic...so pathetic it makes me laugh."

"What the- No way," Hidan gaped.

"Don't worry, you're next," Yoneda smiled, tilting his head in an innocent manner.

---

"Naruto!" Satomi called. "There's a scroll at the door! It's for you!"

"Yeah?" Naruto hummed as he picked the scroll up and rolled it open. "A storage scroll....?"

He raised his eyebrows and pushed a bit of chakra into it. There was a burst of smoke. As it cleared, Satomi let out a gasp. Naruto's eyes widened.

"What the fuck....."

On the scroll lay S-rank rogue ninjas Kakuzu and Hidan's heads.

A bloodied note was stuck on Kakuzu's head. Naruto picked it up.

||You can take these to the bounty station. The money is yours. In return, meet me under the tallest tree of Kitagawa forest next Tuesday at 12:00 am. I'm the 'impersonator' of Yoneda. Oh, and the silver haired dude is alive.||

Naruto exhaled quietly. "Second....Yoneda."

A black haired teen yawned as he laid on the grass. "Naruto...Uzumaki."

He chuckled as he raised his hand up, staring at the skies. "I'm excited to meet you...."

(Lol wait what this is literally light and misa now)

On black roses he laid, crimson petals falling from the dark sky.

Black eyes stared into his.

"You're....." He muttered.

The wind blew.

Petals scattered around.

"Kitagawa forest...." Naruto muttered as he stared at the forest in front of him.

His eyes narrowed as he stepped onto the grass, only to hear a shout from behind. "Hey, you!!"

Naruto looked back with a bored expression to see a man. "It's dangerous there....don't go inside. It's where a demon lives...Anyone who goes in there never comes back."

"You're so....." Naruto shot him an irritated look, eyes shifting red. "Annoying."

The man's eyes widened as he turned around and ran away.

Scoffing, Naruto ran up to one of the trees and deeper into the forest.

A figure in a cloak was passing by the houses when a shrilling scream was heard in a restaurant. Curious, he entered it to find a man with a knife through his head, eyes lifeless with a small red glow.

Eyes widening in excitement, a grin spread on his face. "He's here."

In a flash, he disappeared.

(Wait I kinda forgot the storyline of Sweet Nightmares lemme check it a bit-)

"That bastard is one hour late...." Naruto's eyes glowed faintly red as he his fingers dug into a tree trunk. "I'll kill him if he's just some weird guy....."

His eyes widened as he felt a chakra quickly approching him.

He summoned his katana in his hand, sending out a wave of chakra to sense the chakra signature.

Gritting his teeth, Naruto growled. 'He's too fast...'

He froze as he felt cold thin metal pressed onto the back of his neck.

"Why.....hello there, Uzumaki-san."

Naruto scoffed lightly. "Second Yoneda, huh?"

He smirked.

The second Yoneda gasped lightly as another Naruto pressed a katana to his neck from the back. "You think I'd come here without thinking that you might try to fight me?"

"Of course.....how foolish of me," He sighed, putting down his katana as the Naruto in front of him burst in smoke. "However...."

Naruto's eyes widened as clones of the Second Yoneda rushed at him from all directions.

"I didn't come here just to play around," The cloaked figure smirked.

Naruto smirked back. "Well now...."

"Let's dance."
"Let's dance."

---

the "Let's dance" was supposed to be a tip of them two being brothers

---

A scroll appeared and was rolled open in the air as jutsus were shot at the clones of the Second Yoneda.

Smirking as the clones burst into smoke, Naruto turned to the Second Yoneda. "Are you seriously trying to fight me at this leve-"

He was cut off as a chakra-enhanced kick landed on his face, making him crash into a tree as he groaned.

Half of his face was messed up, burn marks all over as he shakily stood up.

"That kick was enhanced with Fire style chakra," The second Yoneda said as Naruto's face and skin slowly healed with the Kyuubi's chakra. "You're the one who's not at my level."

"What do you even want? Annoying asshole...." Naruto growled.

"I'll tell you if you are worthy of it," The second Yoneda narrowed his eyes.

"Worthy of it...?" Naruto smirked as he stood up. "Very well then..."

Kyuubi chakra slowly formed around him as he cracked his neck. "I'll just have to beat you to a bloody pulp."

"You can try," The second Yoneda smirked.

Naruto disappeared in a red blur only to appear behind the Second Yoneda whose eyes widened.

"I don't even need to try," Naruto whispered from behind him as he dug his hand through his chest.

Blood trickled down the Second Yoneda's mouth as Naruto pulled off his hoodie to reveal his figure's black hair and black eyes.

"Will you talk now?" Naruto giggled insanely. "Or would you like more?"

The second Yoneda laughed lightly. "Y-You'll have to try....harder....."

Naruto's eyes widened as he felt his neck being slashed from the back.

Dropping on his knees, he gasped for air as blood flowed down his neck and chin, the Kyuubi chakra fading away.

Placing a foot on Naruto's face, the second Yoneda broke his nose as the life slowly left Naruto's eyes. "So pathetic.....you disgust me," he spat.

Spinning around, he disappeared in a flash, Naruto's heartbeat slowing down until it stopped.

There was only darkness, and nothing else.

Sakura looked up at the skies, staring at the birds that passed by.

"Sakura!"

She spun around to see Hinata. "We're setting off now, Yasuo is finally here!"

"Sorry, Sakura-san!" Yasuo smiled sheepishly. "Let's go now!"

Sakura nodded with a smile as they walked away from the village gates, Shino quietly following behind.

"Konoha...." Sasuke muttered as he glanced at the flickering fire of the candle next to his bed.

He stood up, unseathing his katana as his sharingan glowed red.

He's had enough of Orochimaru.

He will return to Konoha and find out more about Itachi for himself.

And also.....

Naruto.

On black roses he laid, dark crimson petals falling from the sky.

Everything was so quiet.

His eyes slowly opened as his hand clenched into a fist.

Is he.....dead?

Slowly, he sat up.

And his eyes widened.

"Yo, Naruto."

"Kiba...." he muttered in shock.

"How about we become Hokage together?"

His hand slowly reached out only for Kiba to fade into ashes.

Darkness slowly engulfed his cision as his eyes closed.

This was it.

---

"So....Hidan and Kakuzu senpai were killed?"

"Indeed.....The Yoneda is a threat to the Akatsuki. Therefore Deidara and Tobi....."

"Yeah, yeah, we know, un. We're going like, right now?"

"Meanwhile....Konan and I shall capture the six tails. Itachi and Kisame....go for the seven tails."

"Hai."

"This is hard.....they said the Kyuubi left his country, Deidara senpai. Let's start looking from here," Tobi suggested, sticking his head into a bush.

"You idiot!!!" Deidara screamed, kicking the masked man's head.

"Itaa!! Deidara senpai, what was that for!?" Tobi rubbed his head.

"We go information gathering, un," Deidara huffed. 'Why is he even in the Akatstuki....'

"Do we start looking for footprints?" Tobi asked, tilting his head.

A tick mark appeared on Deidara's head.

"YOU IDIOTTT!!!"

"ITAA!!!!"

The door opened with a creak as Yoneda walked in.

"Welcome, Yoneda-san," Shigeo smiled. 'Is it him....or...'

"Get me the lastest update of the book," Yoneda said, tossing a book on the counter.

"Alright....drink or no drink?" Shigeo asked.

"No drink," Yoneda answered. "Make it quick."

"Of course..." Shigeo pushed the door open. 'Did he get killed...?'

He sighed as he moved a box away. 'Too bad.....he was a good customer.'

"He lives here, Deidara-senpai?"

"I don't know, stop asking, you idiot!" Deidara sighed. "Apparently Naruto Uzumaki is Yoneda and Yoneda was rumoured to be living here...."

"What if he isn't?" Tobi asked.

"We leave, what else!?" Deidara yelled.

"Oh." Tobi blinked. "Haaaaai! Let's go then! After all this hard work we finally found a clue, let's confirm it and capture the Kyuubi!"

"Hard work? You barely did anything at all," Deidara grumbled before following after the man-child.

"O-Ha-Yo!" Tobi sang as he knocked on the door. "Is anyone hoooome???"

"Hm, who's there...." came an old lady's voice from inside.

"Deidara-senpai! Someone's at home!" Tobi waved excitedly.

The door let out a creak as it opened, revealing Satomi. "Good morning, how can I help you?"

"Good morning, old lady! Is- ITAA!" Tobi yelped as Deidara punched him on the head.

"Oi, old lady," Deidara muttered. "We're looking for Naruto Uzumaki. Is he here?"

"Sorry, he's not at home, he's out somewhere," Satomi smiled.

"Well then, let's go get some dango, Deidara-senpai! We can capture the Kyuu-"

"YOU IDIOT!!!" Deidara screamed, punching Tobi into a tree.

"I....taa....." Tobi sniffled.

"Kyuu....." Satomi muttered. She shook her head and looked up with a nervous smile. "Have a safe journey off the-"

Just as she was about to close the door, Deidara forced the door open.

Satomi's breath hitched.

"Too bad...."

Deidara stared at her with a deadly gaze.

".....We have no choice but to end you right here and now."

Satomi tried forcing the door close only for Deidara to break it in half.

She gasped and ran to to the door leading to the backyard only to be yanked back by her clothes and slammed onto the ground.

"Hmf," Deidara scoffed. "Do you know what is art?"

Satomi coughed, trying to catch her breath.

"True art....." Deidara stood up before dropping a few spiders made up of explosive clay into her mouth and scattering more around.

He walked out of the house, throwing one more glance at Satomi. "....is an explosion."

"KATSU!"

---

Naruto gasped loudly as his eyes snapped open, his breathing heavy.

"Oi, you. Naruto."

What?

What?

Who was that?

"K-Kiba?" Naruto muttered, breathing heavily as his vision blurred.

"Oii.....tsk, you're like a stupid baby.....Kiba is dead. You killed him."

Kiba's cold corpse flashed in front of him for a split second. "K-Kiba..."

"I swear to god.....You're so noisy...."

The door slammed close.

Black spots covered his vision before Naruto blacked out again.

Blue eyes slowly cracked open.

Naruto groaned as he sat up, slowly observing the room he was in.

Where was this?

It surely wasn't Satomi's house.

Could it be Konoha?

He stood up shakily and pushed the door open, glancing around he hallways. "Heeello.....?"

"Oi, you."

Naruto's breath hitched as he snapped his head to the other side.

The second Yoneda stared at him with a bottle in hand.

"Get the fuck back in before I chop that head of yours off," he said with a cold glare, hand on the handle of his katana.

Naruto scoffed. "Do it then."

The door slammed close.

The second Yoneda growled before stomping over to the room and slamming the room door open to see Naruto sitting on the bed, gulping a cup of water down.

"Oi....that's mine."

"So? I'm thirsty," Naruto said, hiding his smirk.

"Damn brat," The door slammed close.

"You don't look much older than I am..." Naruto muttered, eyebrows slightly raised.

'But I clearly remember dying....and he was the one who killed me. What the hell?'

Naruto walked into the kitchen and looked around until he saw a door. 'Ah, that must be the exit.'

He walked forward until a katana was pointed to his neck.

"Where do you think you're going?" The second Yoneda narrowed his eyes.

"I'm leaving, what else?" Naruto scoffed.

"I won't allow that."

"I don't care."

The tension between the two increased.

"You stripped me naked and then- Wait," Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Where are my seals?"

"What seals?" The second Yoneda smirked.

"The ones on my hand and back. Where are they?"

"I broke 'em, what else?" The black haired teen smirked.

"YOU BASTARD!!! 'DDYA KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I SPENT LOOKING FOR THOSE STUPID ASS SCROLLS AND KATANAS!? WHERE ARE THEY!?" Naruto screamed, shaking the 'bastard' by his collar.

"Poof," The 'bastard' whispered. "They're..."

He pointed to a seal on his arm. "Here."

"You...." Naruto shook in anger. "I'M GONNA CUT YOUR DAMN ARM OFF AND-"

'What the fuck.

Why can't I talk?'

'THAT BASTARD PLACED A SILENCING SEAL ON ME!'

Breaking the seal with ease, Naruto pointed an accusing finger at the black haired teen who was now sitting on the living room sofa. "I'M LEAVING, I TELL YA!"

"GO AHEAD THEN, YOU DAMN BABY!"

"WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?"

"GET 'EM YOURSELF!"

Muttering curses under his breath, Naruto walked out of the once abandoned building.

"Damn perverted bastar-"

He was cut off as he felt a slap on his back.

"Oi."

He glanced up at a tree to see the Second Yoneda peering down at him. "Be back before next sunrise or I'll look for you myself."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever...." Naruto muttered.

"And I'm not perverted," A tick mark appeared on the second Yoneda's head.

"Suuuuuure....." Naruto muttered.

"I'M NOT PERVERTED!"

"Yeeeaaaaaah....."

"OI! I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN I SWEAR-"

---

The second Yoneda stared at Naruto's figure before turning away.

Why....?

Why....was he even.....

"Your father was a great man."

No.

He clenched his fists.

He won't become so pathetic like him.

"Piece of...." He grabbed the hilt of his katana, body trembling in anger as he glared at Naruto with eyes filled of hatred.

'Remember what you're here for.'

'Remember what you swore not to become.'

Naruto glanced around the streets from the trees.

Weird.

No one's here.

He sent out a wave of chakra before narrowing his eyes.

No....they're here. But they're hiding.

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thats all i wrote before i decided that i'm facing a writing block