.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

˖⋆࿐໋ ( the cast. )
— characters of the narrative !

❛  STARRING . . .   ❜

brittany o' grady  as
ALITA BYRNES

( necromancer )
❝ i... briefly succumbed to gravity. ❞

luke newberry as
PERCY WEASLEY

( not so lost cause )
❝ i've met bread smarter than you. ❞

⇣

･｡ ﾟ✧    FEATURING !

sarah jeffery  as
FLORENCE RUSSELL

( the sarcastic serpent )
❝ if you don't terrify people a little
bit then what's the point? ❞

ryan destiny  as
VIXEN HERON

( the prankster extraordinaire )
❝ you couldn't handle me if i
came with a user's manual. ❞

kristine froseth  as
RUBY OTTERS

( the singular sanity )
❝ why stop at capitalism?
destroy everything. ❞

kedar williams stirling  as
NATE SQUIRE

( the sweetheart )
❝ my good looks may be ruining people's
lives, but at least i can annoy
you without any consequences. ❞

･｡ ﾟ✧    MEET THE BYRNES FAMILY !

thandiwe newton as
EABHA BYRNES

( augural mother )
❝ pull yourself together. you look
like an over-milked goat. ❞

shemar moore  as
OISIN BYRNES

( the bakery owner )
❝ that girl is going to be the death of me ❞

tessa Thompson  as
AMBROSIA "AMY" BYRNES

( curse breaker )
❝ have I ever been mistaken
for a patient person? ❞

china anne mcclain as
AURELIA BYRNES

( aspiring magizoologist )
❝ my zodiac told me we'd be late
but amy wouldn't listen ❞

kiana madeira as
ANGEL "ANGIE" & ANISE BYRNES

( the singular sanity )
❝ i am nothing if not consistent. ❞
❝ yeah, a consistent pain in my arse. ❞

jessica sula  as
ARBOR BYRNES

( crazy cat lady )
❝ would it kill any of you to, oh, I
don't know, shut the fuck up? ❞

keiynan lonsdale as
AUGUST BYRNES

( the one without )
❝ can you please go be stupid
somewhere far away from me? ❞

storm reid  as
AADHYA BYRNES

( child prodigy )
❝ you'd think that would embarrass me, but it
seems I'm a bit maxed out at the moment ❞

&&

The Harry Potter cast as Their Respective Parts