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Weston College Dorks {Humor}

[Weston College]
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Lawrence: I'm cold

Edgar: Here *drapes his coat over him*

Gregory: I'm cold too.

(M/n): What why didn't you tell me earlier *drapes 5 coats over him* you goddamn idiot you're probably super cold by now here put this on *wraps 10 scarfs around him* it's not like I care but waIT DONT TAKE THAT OFF YOU'LL FREEZE

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Edward: Greenhill? I need you for something

Herman: *covered by blanket on his bed panting*

Herman: What do you need?

Edward: Is (M/n) under the bed

(M/n) *muffled*: No...

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Lawrence: Hm? Really? Well, then I hate you

(M/n): No you don't

Lawrence: No I don't

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Edgar: I wasn't that drunk

Lawrence: You flirted with (M/n).

Edgar: So? He's my boyfriend.

Herman: You asked him if he was single

Gregory: Then cried when he said he wasn't

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Edward: Boyfriend? I don't want to be (M/n)'s boyfriend

Joanne: Well what do you want to be?

Edward: I don't know

Edward: I want to be with him all the time

Edward: To hear about his day and have him listen about mine

Edward: Hold his hand and cuddle with him

Edward *disgusted expression*: But not his stupid boyfriend.

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Joanne: H-How's the best person in the world?

(M/n) *not looking up from book*: I don't know, Joanne. How are you today?

Joanne *voice crack and blush*: F-Fine...!

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Cheslock: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss

Ciel: Punch him in the stomach, then, wheb he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Edward: Tackle him.

Clayton: Dump him.

Gregory: Kick him in the shins.

(M/n): JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN

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Cheslock: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the gazebo

Clayton: Cole.

Maurice *batting eyelashes*: Yeesss?

Clayton: Move I'm trying to get to (M/n)

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Alexis: What are you doing, (M/n)?

(M/n): Reading a book about the things I love.

Alexis: That's a photo album of Diedrich.

(M/n): And...?

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Vincent: Hi, I'm Vincent Phantomhive, and you are?

(M/n): Questioning my sexuality.

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