Me: Hola everyone! I'm back! Sorry for not being active *bows deeply* Schools taking my attention at the moment but anyway, we have a lovely truth! EVERYBODY GET IN HERE!!!

Everybody: *pops in but Alois*

Me: *doesn't see Alois creeping up behind* Okay since your here....wait where's Alois?

Alois: *grabbed my shoulders* BOO

Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *elbows him in the stomach*

Alois: *toppled over in pain* WHY 😭

Me: DONT SCARE ME YOU BOTTY SHORTS BRAT *glaring at Alois* Anyway, let's get to the truth as Claude helps Alois....*reading truth smirking*

M: I know that smirk.....

Cat: Oh no

Me: *chuckling evilly* Oh Ciel~ Sebastian~

Ciel & Sebastian: Yes?

Me: *grinning* Did you know that Black Butler was meant to be a hardcore Yaoi between you two?

Ciel & Sebastian: What's Yaoi?

Me: *explains to the poor, poor children*

Ciel & Sebastion: O...O

Me: *laughing* Your faces are amazing!

Lizzy: But Ciels with me!

Me: *bitch face* Are you sure about that?

Lizzy: O.O

Me: *rolling on the floor laughing Alois joining*

Claude: Hmph...how amusing.

Me: *collects self and stands* Hahahha that's the best, plus I ship you two anyway, and AloisXClaude, and a lot of other people.

Grell: What about me and Bassy?! *trying to hug Sebastian*

Me: I see you more with William then Sebastian....anyway Thank you everyone for joining this lovely truth, and I'm sorry it's short. But till next time my lovelys.

Everyone but Ciel, Lizzy and Sebastian: Goodbye!