{Group Chat}

Lizzie: I can't believe you, Ciel!

Ciel: What did I do this time?

Sebastian: Relationship troubles, My Lord? You said "This time" meaning you must have upset her more than once.

Ciel: Eat shit, Sebastian.

Sebastian: Someone is salty today.

Lizzie: How could you not remember?!

Ciel: ..Give me a hint?

Lizzie: Ciel. Phantomhive.

Sebastian: My, my. Lady Elizabeth used both your first and last name. Whatever did you do?

Alois: Allow me to explain. The other day Ciel, Lizzie, and I were on our way to McD's. However, we were gonna be late, so we were running to get there before breakfast ended. Lizzie tripped over a rock, and Ciel yelled "LEAVE HER, LEAVE HER."

Ciel: ..Oh.

Lizzie: YOU DIDN'T EVEN GRAB ME ANYTHING.

Ciel: It was a buy one get one free pancake deal.

Lizzie: And who did the free pancakes go to?

Alois: Yours Truly.

Lizzie: CIEL.

Ciel: He was there with me, and survived the run..

Lizzie: You. Left. Me. On. My. Own.

Ciel: Pancakes were more important at the time.

Alois: We DID come back.

Lizzie: I can't believe you.

Ciel: My dearest apologies.

Lizzie: IT'S A LITTLE TOO LATE.

Alois: We can always go another day.

Lizzie: You know what? I'm not talking to you guys anymore until you find some way to make it up to me.

Ciel: Lizzie?

Alois: Elizabeth.

Alois: Liz.

Alois: Elizabeth.

Alois: You can't ignore​ me foreverrr.

Ciel: You are not helping.

Alois: I tried.

Ciel: You're poking the bear.

Lizzie: Bear?! What's the suppose to mean? Are you calling me fat?!

Alois: And that's my que to leave. Byeee~

Ciel: YOU HELPED DIG THIS HOLE SO YOU CANT LEAVE NOW.

Ciel: Dammit.

Lizzie: ...

Ciel: Oh look at that. The tea is done.

Lizzie: Ciel!

Ciel: Bye Lizzie.

Lizzie: Really? -_-