Sebastian: You remind me of fast food. Because I want to take you out and eat you in my car.

Ciel: . . . . . . . *bitch slap*

Sebastian: You're the type of chick I'd make a sandwich for.

Ciel: *double bitch slap* I am not a woman!!! Now go and make me a sandwich!!!

Sebastian: Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Ciel: *bitch slap with a chair* You pervert!

Sebastian: I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Ciel: You pe-! oh wait . . It is going to snow tonight?

Sebastian: Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Ciel: No . . . You are not getting my soul yet demon!!! *runs away*

Sebastian: No wonder the sky is grey tonight, all the blue is in your eyes.

Ciel: Y-You . . . . s-stupid . . . Just kiss me! . . . Damned demon . . .