A/N: Since Alois's birthday is in November, I thought I could do the special as a celebration for it! This was suggested by AkihikoShuji. SO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALOIS, AND LET'S HOPE THIS SPECIAL ISN'T CRAPPY.

Sebastian: *winks at reader* "Hello, m'lady. I hope you will enjoy this special occasion."

Ciel: "Sebastian, stop hitting on the reader or I'll take away your cat privileges."

Sebastian: "B-b-but bocchan......" *cries in emo corner and grows mushrooms on his back.*

Alois: "Never mind those two, today is all about ME! So, did you bring me any presents?! Of course you did, I AM Alois Trancy, I'm sure you brought me something as extravagant and beautiful as myself." *glomps Ciel*

Ciel: "YOU PERVERTED SON OF A-"

Sebastian: "Now now, young master, you must be polite. After all, it IS the earl's day of birth."

Claude: "Michaelis."

Sebastian: *growls* "Faustus. We will tolerate each other, only for today. Once the clock strikes midnight, we are rivals once again."

Claude: "Very well."

Ciel: "Are you imbeciles competing for my soul again?"

Sebastian: *licks lips* "Of course not, young master. Why do you ask?" *Le terrible poker face*

Ciel: •~•

Elizabeth: *comes out of nowhere with bonnets* *forces them on everyone's heads* "There! Now you're all cuter!"

Alois: "Ooh! I want one too! They match my booty shorts perfectly!" *snatches one from Elizabeth*

Undertaker: *didn't get a bonnet* "Aww, couldn't I be a princess too?"

Elizabeth: "You won't look cute! But okay..."

Undertaker: *Now wearing a pink bonnet* "He he he..."

Sebastian: "Thank you, lady Elizabeth, but is it really necessary for me to wear a bonnet as well?"

Ciel: "No no, it looks absolutely great on you." *snickers*

Baldroy, Finny, and Mey-Rin: *Laughing in background*

Sebastian: *Death glare*

Servants: *stop laughing* •-•

Elizabeth: "But don't you like it? It looks so cute..." *starts to cry*

Claude, pretending to be Sebastian:"No no, lady Elizabeth. I love it! I'll wear it every day for the rest of my miserable life!"

Elizabeth, not realizing it's Claude: "Really?! Yayyyyy!!!" *Hugging Sebastian*

Sebastian: "Faustus..." *Pulls out a death note he stole from Grell*

Author-Chan: "Now now, Bassy, there's no need to get so fired up..." *Awkward laugh* "Why don't we just eat the cake?"

Claude: "You heard Author-Chan, 'Bassy'." *smirks*

Sebastian: *sighs* "Very well." *Brings out huge cake that says 'Happy birthday, brat'*

Alois: "Oh, did you just call me a bratz doll?! Well, that's great because I love bratz dolls!!" *Is happy* *plays with dolls that he stole from Claude*

Sebastian: "Wait, what are those initials on the feet?" *checks* "CF, eh? Aren't those...a certain someone's initials?" *falls on floor laughing with Undertaker*

Claude: "EH?! THOSE AREN'T MINE!!!! THOSE INITIALS STAND FOR.........COLESLAW FILLYLOO!!!! YES, IT WAS HIM, NOT ME!! THAT WOULD BE LUDICROUS!!!!"

Sebastian and Undertaker: *Laugh harder*

Elizabeth: *Falls asleep*

Ciel: "I just came here to eat cake...I'm not waiting any longer!" *Sticks face in cake.*

Sebastian and Undertaker: *Still laughing*

Claude: "DAMN YOU, MICHAELIS!!"

Alois: *Tries to eat cake but gets swatted away by a rabid Ciel* *Whines and complains*

Everyone: *Chaos*

Author-Chan: "Well, that concludes our special for today! Thanks for reading! AUTHOR, OUT!!!"
                                                       ~Author-Chan