First day of school, in this it is an AU set in modern times in this you have been homeschooled for ? years I don't know yet the amount will vary with each but the premise will still be the same Sebastian works for ciel Claude works for Alois and yes they will still be demons but made their contracts with them in modern times and Grell and Undertaker will be grim reapers still so enjoy

Ciel

Ciel had called you he needed to speak to you about something you stood outside his study and knocked, you waited until you heard "come in" you entered and said "you wanted to see me, dad,?" ciel put down some documents and said "yes (name) close the door" you closed the door and sat down ciel said "(name), do you know why you're here?" you said "did I do something wrong? If I did I'm sorry" ciel said "no you've done nothing wrong or have you" he raised an eyebrow

You said "no I haven't I swear" ciel said "ok the reason I've asked to see you is about your lessons" you said "my lessons?" you were confused ciel said "yes you've been home schooled since you were 4 and now your 11 almost 12, I think you should go to school" you said "school but sebastian can teach me, I mean he's been doing it since I was 4" ciel said "yes but you need to go to school and also socialise, the only time you do so is when we have guests or you accompany me to parties" you said "but" ciel said "you start Monday everything has been arranged, and don't worry you will be ok" you nodded

On Monday you were in your uniform since it was October it was the winter one you wore a black blazer with a navy blue jumper along with a shirt and black tie and (bottoms of choice skirt or trousers if skirt you have tights on this is the uniform I had in my high school also in England you start high school when your 11 and the school year begins in September) and your school shoes, you looked at yourself in the mirror doing your hair how you like it and said "why couldn't dad just let me still be home schooled" you sighed sebastian said "miss (name), it is time to go" you picked your school bag up and left for your new school

When you got there you followed sebastian into the school after a few minutes the head teacher came out and said "you must be (name) phantomhive" she gave you a kind smile you gave a small nod she said "my names Mrs smith" she then said "are you her father?" and looked at sebastian he said "no I am her father's butler, sebastian my master is currently busy with work and asked I bring miss (name) it is something he could not get out off" she said "I see well I'll show you to your class, sebastian school will finish for 3" sebastian said "thank you miss (name) I will see you then" you nodded

The head teacher said "(name) you've been home schooled correct" you nodded she said "I see here's your class" you stood outside hugging your bag Mrs smith knocked on the door and opened it and said "sorry to interrupt" the teacher said "no at all, is there a problem?" he got up and went over to you and said "oh this must be (name)" Mrs smith nodded and said "yes, (name) this is Mr light" you nodded Mrs smith left and you were shown, in the class you heard all the class talking about you

Mr light said "settle down this is (name) phantomhive, she has been home schooled please make her feel welcome" you found a seat you didn't want to draw attention to yourself but it was easier said than done, in every class you were able to give the correct answer like it was nothing at lunch you sat on your own with your packed lunch it was your favourites you said "sebastian's made my favourites, probably to cheer me up" as you ate your lunch you heard "hey look it's the funtom girl she thinks she's better than us" "yeah she thinks she's perfect and better than us she just because her dad owns funtom"

You thought 'I don't think I'm perfect or better than you' you got up and left you sat in the library in the corner reading a book, soon it was the last class of the day pe you hated pe the teacher said "(name) please demonstrate" you did as she said but failed, you heard the comments "I guess little miss perfect isn't so perfect" "yeah it must only be academic lessons she's good in anything physical she's not good at" you thought 'no I'm ok I just hate pe and also show you I'm not perfect' after class you waited for sebastian soon he pulled up you heard a girl say "who's the guy?" you walked over and smiled at sebastian he said "good afternoon miss"

Soon the other girls in your class came over and said "(name) who's this?" Sebastian said "hello ladies I'm Sebastian, can I help you?" he gave them a smile a girl said "yeah who are you Sebastian? are you (names) brother" you said "Sebastian can we just go home please" Sebastian said "very well miss" a girl said "miss" you said "yeah he's my dad's butler and my homeschool teacher" you got in the car Sebastian closed the door and got in and drove off as he did you saw their faces confused

Sebastian said "did you have a nice day miss?" you said "anything but, they just wanted to be friends for their own gain I'm not stupid, no one spoke to me all day and suddenly they see you they're suddenly my best friends" sebastian said "I see miss how where your classes?" you said "easy" when you got home sebastian took you to ciels study he said "(name) how was school?" you said "boring the classes are easy, I've already covered what their teaching with sebastian" ciel said "I see just give it time" you said "sure I've got homework dad the sooner I get it done the sooner I can relax" you left and went to your room

Sebastian

You were helping Sebastian with the washing up he said "(name)" you looked at him he said "starting Monday you will be going to school" you said "WHAT! why?" sebastian said "it is the masters orders, he wants you to go to school" you said "dad I'm a demon we don't go to school, anything I need to learn I learn from you" sebastian said "yes but this will also serve as a good lesson" you put the plate down and said "ok then how?" sebastian said "how to act human, remember (name) you have the appearance of at 14 year old" you said "dad I am 14" sebastian said "yes now do you know how a 14 year old human girl acts and thinks?" you said "trick question"

Sebastian said "no and also you might find a soul there" you said "really food, you know I'm too young or so you keep telling me" sebastian said "yes but soon you will need to think about a meal, and this will give you a chance to learn how humans think who are your age" you said "fine so what's the back story?" sebastian said "very simple you have been home schooled" you said "ok fine" sebastian said "good and also I expect you to keep the fact you're a demon secret, and try to act more human luckily your faustian has not appeared yet" you said "yes dad I know"

On Monday you had your uniform on (it's the same as the one from the ciel scenario) your hair in your favourite style you left your room sebastian said "very nice (name)" you said "thanks" you followed sebastian to the school when you got there you noticed no one was around, a teacher said "you must be (name)" sebastian said "that is correct" he said "are you her father?" sebastian said "yes my name is sebastian" the teacher said "ok (name) I'll show you to class" sebastian said "(name) I will come and collect you when school has finished" you said "sure see you later dad"

You were shown to your class and sat in the back as the lesson was happening you thought 'why now dad, you're up to something why do you and ciel suddenly want me to go to school to act more human' as you were lost in thought the teacher said "miss michaelis" you snapped back to reality and said "yes sir" the teacher said "since you weren't paying attention, please answer the questions on the board" you looked and said "very well sir" you went up and answered every one correctly and sat down the teacher said "the last one is wrong" you said "I don't think so sir, my answer is correct it should be 5 instead of 8" the teacher had to double check and said "your right"

Soon the whole class was whispering about how you showed the teacher up for the rest of your classes you made it seem like you weren't paying attention and the teacher would pick on you for answers, and every time you gave the correct answer and had to correct the teacher on one or two of their questions at lunch you sat in the back and said "what's wrong with everyone?" you finished your lunch and went for a wonder and happen to see someone being bullied

You said "oi! what are you doing?" an older girl said "what's it to you new girl?" you said "nothing but you shouldn't pick on others, it's very un-lady like" she said "good if it has nothing to do with you then but out" you walked over and said "oh really, leave her alone" the bully said "what if I don't?" you smirked and said "you don't want to know, let's just say you'll regret crossing me" she scoffed and said "I doubt that your just acting high and mighty" you said "try me and see" your eyes glowed you could see they were scared and said "so" the girl turned and said "let's go" you scoffed and said "I see all talk and no bite, unless you have the guts to back up your threats don't make them I'm no push over"

The girl looked at you she growled and said "really, you think I can't back it up" you smirked well that made her snap she ran at you as she did you jumped and flipped over her and landed on the fence and said "well now, all this from a little comment you can't control your anger" the girls looked for you but couldn't see you anywhere you whistled and said "up here" they looked up and said "your just running away" you said "oh no, I would never run away I just didn't want to get hurt there's a difference if I ran away I would be in the school not dodging so I don't get hurt learn the difference"

You jumped down they tried to hit you and you dodged every attack soon they gave up and said "what is she?" you said "oh I'm simply one hell of a girl, now I suggest you leave you don't want to be late to class" as they looked up you were gone and back in class you thought 'maybe this will be fun, I mean I can keep up the act of the perfect student like dad dose the perfect butler' as you sat in class looking out the window you heard "um excuse me" you turned to see a girl there she said "thank you" you said "what for? I didn't do anything" she said "at lunch, thank you for getting those girls to stop" you said "no problem there all talk" she said "your amazing" you said "I'm not" she said "in lessons you get every answer correct, and with those bullies you made it look effortless dodging there attacks"

You said "really that was just a warm up" she said "a warm up!" you said "yeah that's nothing compared to my other lesson" she said "what kind of lessons?" you said "attack and defence" she said "like martial arts" you said "yeah, I didn't attack them because I knew I could hurt them" it seems that girl had taken a liking to you, she sat near you in class you thought 'she's not so bad for a human, plus she seems like the type to easily make a contract with' as school finished you waited for sebastian

As you did you were talking with the girl from your class it was then those bullies came up to her and said "aww you need protection" you growled "back off" the girl said "oh, and who's gonna make me?" you said "I will so unless you want to get hurt leave her alone" the girl said "you wouldn't" you said "oh I'm serious, now please leave before I hurt you and I wouldn't want that" and gave a closed eye smile just like sebastian she scoffed and said "pathetic" you glared at her with demon eyes and said "you listen here and listen good, I don't want to hurt you since you haven't attacked me, but if you bully or hurt her again I will hurt you and trust me it will hurt and be painful like something a demon would do"

The girls were shaking and ran the girl from your class said "thank you again (name)" you said "sure no problem" she said "my names ella" you said "like I said no problem, just let me know if they start on you" she said "why are you being so nice?" you shrugged and said "don't know you don't need a reason to help someone, I better go" sebastian pulled up you got in he said "how was your day?" you said "alright I think I found some people who will entertain me, they think there high and mighty but there not" sebastian said "I see I saw with that girl" you rolled your eyes and said "I was in the right place at the right time" sebastian said "I see are you thinking" you said "no, but she does seem like the type who can easily be persuaded into one" sebastian said "yes she is"

Alois

You where sat with alois in a café he said "(name)" you looked at him and said "yes" alois said "what do you think about school?" you said "did claude say I was doing bad in my lessons?" alois said "no princess you're doing very well, what I mean is going to school" you said "what but" alois said "its ok school will be fun" you said "but I won't know anyone there" alois said "its ok I'm sure soon you'll have loads of friends, you're so friendly" you said "do I have to?" alois said "yes your 13 almost 14 and you need some friends your own age" you said "ok" alois said "there we go you'll be starting Monday"

You arrived at the school with Alois you had a tight grip on his hand you were nervous soon a teacher came and said "hello can I help you?" Alois said "yes my daughter is starting today" he said "oh you must be (name) trancy, yes please follow me" you said "dad" Alois said "its ok ill come get you once you finish be good" you nodded and followed the teacher

Once in class you sat at the back away from everyone you were nervous soon some of the girls came up to you and said "your new right" you said "yes, can I help you?" one said "we just wanted to talk to you so, what school did you go before?" you said "I was home schooled" another said "whoa like a private tutor" you said "in a way" they said "cool" a girl said "what does your dad do?" you said "um I'm not sure, but I know he's an earl" they said "what!" you said "is it strange" a girl said "shouldn't you be in a private all-girls school or something" you said "I don't know" another said "what's your surname?" you said "trancy" they said "whoa"

It seems you had made some friends you were having a nice time and where being more yourself, at lunch you were with your new friends you had to go somewhere when you returned you heard "I can't believe she's loaded" "yeah do you think if we continue to be nice, shell give us something" you were shocked and thought 'they were just using me, they've crossed the line' you played along with their little game pretending not to know what they said as you waited for alois you said "can I ask you something" they said "sure"

You said "if my dad wasn't an earl would you still be friends with me?" they nodded you said "oh, so what if I said it was all a lie my dad isn't an earl, and we just happen to have the same last names" they were shocked you thought 'I knew it, they were just kissing up to me because of dads title'

You looked down and said "I heard you at lunch, the only reason your being my friends is hoping I will give you something" they said "no (name)" you said "liars!" you glared at them and said "no one uses me, just because I have money doesn't mean I make a song and dance about it, I couldn't care less about it I have what matters most my dad my only family" they were in shock you said "now don't you ever come near me again, because if you do I won't be held responsible for my actions ok" you gave them a sweet but deadly smile you had a temper like alois but you rarely showed it only when someone crossed the line or made you super mad, they ran away as soon as you saw alois you ran over and hugged him he said "did you have a nice day princess?" you said "yes apart from some fakers" alois said "fakers?" you nodded and said "fake friends" he said "I see lets go"

Claude

You were in your room claude entered and said "(name)" you got up and went over he said "starting Monday you will be going to school" you said "yes father" on Monday claude was with you at the school the teacher said "(name)" you nodded she said "you must be her father" claude said "yes be good (name), I will see you once you've finished" you said "yes father see you later" you were shown to your class you kept to yourself it was better that way at lunch you heard some of your class talking "hey the new girl seems intimidating" "yeah she seems cold and hard to approach" "true but she can't be 14, I mean she give of the appearance she's older" you said "I'm becoming like dad, giving off the aura of cold and distant I don't want that"

You sat in the library as you did you saw someone and said "no it can't be" they came over and said "huh (name)?" you stood up and saw Alex his hair slightly covered his left eye and he now had glasses and said "Alex! what are you doing here?" alex said "that's my question, I thought I saw you in class" you both sat down you said "my dad made me go to school I don't know why, he didn't give a reason I don't know if its him or alois, what about you?" alex said "my dad and his master ciel, with my dad so I can learn to act more human" you smiled and said "I'm glad you're here" alex said "me too don't listen to those guys" you said "what are you on about?" alex said "about you being cold and distant" you said "yeah, my dad gives off that aura and it seems I give it off as well, no matter how much I try not to"

Alex touched your hand you blushed and looked at him alex smiled and said "they don't know you, I mean I only met you the once that time and I know your kind and friendly, even if no one will be your friend I will" you smiled and said "thank you I know our dads said not to speak or go near each other, but we don't have to say" alex said "true I don't think my dad knows you're at this school, and if he did I know he'd move me to a different one" you said "yes what they won't know won't hurt them, but if they find out were both dead" alex smirked and said "we just won't say, is your dad picking you up?" you nodded and said "yes" alex said "ok well ill just wait until you've left before I go"

After lunch you sat with alex in class it seems you did a 180 in personally to the class that's what it seemed like you seemed more friendly and approachable, now when class was over alex said "(name) I'll see you tomorrow" you smiled and said "sure see you alex" as you left some of the class said "how do you know alex?" you said "I met him when we were 11" a girl said "really!" alex said "what (name) said is true, our fathers masters know each other and had a meeting" a boy said "ohh alex sticking up for her, do you like her?" you looked at alex he said "shut it unless you want to die, she's new so stop giving her a hard time I know if you cross (name) she will hurt you, like I will" you and alex both flashed your demon eyes for a second the boy said "point taken"

You left alex to chat when you got outside claude was waiting he said "you are late" you said "I'm sorry, the teacher needed to speak to the class" claude said "very well, how was today?" you said "it was ok I made some friends" claude said "friends, demons don't need friends only meals and a mate which is a demon" you said "I know, but I made friends to fit in and not draw attention to myself" claude said "good all they are to demons are just meals and nothing more" you thought 'there nice, I don't see them as that I know I need souls to survive but please don't find out about alex, he's the only person in that school who can help me and understand me'

Grell

You were reading and Grell hugged you from behind and said "(name)" you giggled and said "stop dad it tickles" Grell said "I've got some news for you" you looked up at him and said "what?" Grell said "you're going to school," you said, "school, as in reaper school?" Grell said "no your still too young, human school," you said "what! why?" Grell said "you need an education," you said "but what good will that do me, I mean sooner or later I'm gonna be training to be like you," Grell said "aww! You want to be like me" you said "dad for me it's either administration or field, given the choice I'd rather do field than admin"

Grell said "I see but you're going starting Monday," you said "fine I'll go but on the condition that you don't embarrass me, I don't want to be classed as a weirdo before I even start and also no saying about being a woman," Grell said "what! why?" you sighed and said "they wouldn't understand your mind, I'm your daughter and even I think it's a little unusual, all I ask is that when you're at school with me your my dad please" Grell said "how can I say no to you my little ruby" you said "good and also don't show your teeth" Grell said "why?" you said "you'll scare people" Grell said "fine"

On Monday you where stood with grell waiting he kept eyeing up all the male teachers you elbowed him and said "quit it dad, unless you don't want me to go" grell said "fine" the teacher came and said "you must be (name)" you said "yes and this is my dad grell sutcliff" she said "pleased to meet you both, what school did (name) go to before here?" you said "I was home schooled right dad" grell said "yes (name) I'm gonna have to get back" you said "ok see ya at home" grell said "ok but I'll come get you later" you nodded and thought 'that is if you don't get over time'

The teacher said "what does your father do?" you said "oh he works in an office for a company, his boss agreed to let him have the morning off so he could bring me since I didn't know where the school was" she said "I see please follow me" you sat in class you had your uniform on as well as your (they were trainee glasses with a colour of your choice) glasses on, as well as a red ribbon on them

You found class ok at lunch you where sat alone soon some of the class came up to you one girl said "your (name) right" you said "yeah, can I help you with something?" she said "we just wanted to speak to you" you said "sure, I know you want to ask me questions about me so go right ahead" a boy said "whoa direct" you said "sorry I get it from my dad, he's super direct and I guess it rubbed off on me if I seem crazy or like that sorry" they laughed a girl said "its ok, but your eyes are so bright" you said "really?" a boy said "yeah I've never seen someone with eyes that bright or that colour" you said "is it that strange? I don't think so" the girl said "really, why don't you think it's strange?" you said "everyone who my dad knows has these colour eyes and so does he"

Soon lunch was over and it was pe like Grell you scored the highest in this, everyone was impressed at how you could do pe with your glasses still on and not come off, after you were talking with some of your class as you walked as you did you bumped into someone and your glasses came off on the floor, well now you where blind as you know once a grim reaper loses there glasses they become completely blind and you were no exception

You were searching for them a boy said "need a hand?" you said "that would be great if you don't mind, where are they?" you were on your hands and knees feeling around a girl said "what ya looking for?" you said "my glasses, I'm completely blind without them my dad's the same" soon you had your glasses back one girl said "why don't you wear contacts?" you shook your head and said "no, where I'm from glasses shouldn't be given up so lightly and are your life, each person where I'm from has their own unique glasses for them no 2 are the same"

A boy said "what about you?" you said "oh my are what you call trainee glasses, my dad managed to get his friend to sweet talk someone into letting me have them in the colour of my choice until I start there" a girl said "start where?" you said "where my dad works, where we come from but he's in the office near here, but if you want to train you have to go to hq and spend a few years training, as for me I'll be lucky if I do what my dad dose" a boy said "why?" you sighed and said "normally girls do admin work there and there are hardly any that do what my dad and his friends do, I think there are about 3 girls who do the same job as my dad"

You continued walking a girl said "hey, (name) how old are you?" you looked at her and said "why do you ask?" she said "it's just, you have your life planned and it's like you've already lived your life and know what you want, I'm 13 and I don't know what I want to do after I leave school" you laughed and said "I'm the same age, but where I'm from everyone already knows that they're gonna work there but they don't know what department, for me I already know and I know when I start ill already have a bad rep" they said "what?" you said "my dad's boss he always makes him mad and ends up giving him major over time without pay and the longest its lasted was 5 years"

They said "what!" you nodded and said "he screwed up majorly" one boy said "what did he do?" you said "let's just say he broke a few major rules, and as a result he's been doing unpaid overtime for 5 years he should have known better than to do that with madam red" a girl said "who's madam red?" you said "just a person, I wasn't around when that happened but ronald and william told me, I maybe my dad's daughter but to william I'm more like I keep my dad in line" she said "who are william and ronald?" you said "ronald's like an uncle he's known my dad for years since he started working there my dad's his superior, and william he and my dad where at the training academy together same class but william became his boss and he's also kind of like an uncle as well, but he sticks to closely to the rules and 9 times out of 10 he has to clean up my dad's messes, so kind of a love hate relationship"

After school you were waiting for grell some of your new friends were waiting with you one said "who are you waiting from?" you said "my dad I get the feeling he got over time again" you sighed and heard "(nnnaaammmeee)" you looked to see grell and waved one girl said "who's that?" you said "my dad, and by some miracle didn't get overtime for once" grell came over and said "aren't you gonna introduce me?" you said "this is my dad grell the drama queen, so dad how didn't you manage to get over time?" grell said "you doubt your father" you said "can you blame me, you may be as you put it beautifully efficient" you did grell's pose and then went back to normal and said "but your hopeless with william having to clean up after you, I just hope when I start there I don't have to" grell hugged you and said "you did that perfectly my ruby" you laughed and said "thought you'd like it, I mean you always do that"

One girl said "what was that you just did?" you said "that pose" they nodded you laughed and said "it's something my dad dose, it doesn't mean anything he just loves to show off don't you dad" grell said "oh yes my dear so let's go" you said "sure see ya and my dad is a guy" grell said "hey!" you said "remember our agreement dad if you embarrass me so help me I'll leave you and move in with william, or when I'm older go out with ronald" grell said "you wouldn't" you said "try me you drama queen, I'm serious I know Williams a by the book person but I often wonder what he'd be like as my dad, now if you embarrass me ill disown you and make him my new dad he always tells me if I get tired of you I can move in with him, he also says he's surprised I've lasted 13 years with you as my father"

Grell said "you don't mean it" you said "if you embarrass me you'll find out" grell said "ok I won't, don't leave me" you laughed and said "I won't dad don't cry" the others were just looking at you one girl said "(name) is your dad ok?" you said "yes sometimes I need to give him a reality check, he's over it and don't worry I'm not like him for red he loves the colour" grell said "ok let's go" you said "sure see ya later"

Undertaker

You were helping undertaker with some work he said "(name) I have something to tell you" you stopped what you were doing and said "what dad?" undertaker said "starting Monday you will be going to school" you said "school, why do I need to go?" undertaker said "simple my dear you need an education, you need to learn" you said "I do that here and when I go to train to be a reaper" undertaker said "I see so you want to do that" you said "dad I heard what you used to be like before you retired, I mean I'm your daughter so I know everyone expects me to be just as good if not better than you, and I want to show them that I am" undertaker rubbed your head and said "ok but still go to school, if not I will band you from jokes" you said "fine"

On Monday you were at the school by yourself a teacher said "are you (name)?" you said "yeah that's right" he said "ok follow me" as you did he said "don't you have a surname?" you said "nope my dad's the same, but everyone just calls him his nick name" the teacher said "nick name?" you nodded and said "yeah even I don't know his name, I think they've used it for so long it's just stuck with him and everyone's forgotten what his name is"

When in class you were surrounded by people they were asking you questions but being undertakers daughter you held his business sense and said "you want info about me correct?" a girl said "we just want to ask you questions" you said "yes but unfortunately nothings free, my dad taught me that" a boy said "what! we have to pay for you to answer your questions" you said "in a way, not with money or anything like that" the girl said "what do you want then?" you smiled and said "depending on how you make me laugh ill answer your questions" they all looked at you like your some lune

You said "my dad's the same, so make me laugh and I'll talk and I warn you I've heard some really good jokes from an acquaintance of my dad's, and as my dad puts it he's a comedy genius" they accepted the challenge and managed to make you laugh you said "ok ask away" a girl said "how old are you?" you said "I'm 14, if I wasn't I wouldn't be in this class would I next" a boy said "what does your dad do?" you said "simple he works with the dead, and I help" they said "what!" a girl said "is he an undertaker" you said "bingo, I'm sure you've passed the shop" a boy said "wait you mean that one that's called undertakers, that's where your dad works, do you live there?" you said "oh yeah we both do, and before you ask my dad's called undertaker"

A girl said "don't you find it creepy?" you said "no it seems normal to me, I guess growing up there it doesn't creep me out I'm used to it" a boy said "so are you gonna be like your dad, and work as a undertaker?" you said "no, I'm gonna do what he did before he became an undertaker, I mean he was the best before he retired and started being an undertaker" the girl said "what did he do before being an undertaker?" you said "it's kind of hard to explain" you thought and said "the simplest way to put it was he collet and organised records"

At lunch you were with some of the guys from your class one girl said "eww is that a real dog biscuit?" you said "huh" you had half of it out of your mouth and said "try one" they did a boy said "they just look like them" you said "my dad lives off these, he just gave me some as a snack" after school you waited for undertaker he said he was gonna pick you up he walked over to you and said "he he (name)" you said "hey dad" a girl said "that's your dad!" you said "yeah, why is it strange?" a boy said "I just thought he would be wearing a suit not that" you said "my dad likes this version of what undertakers where like in the Victorian era" undertaker said "so my dear are you ready to go?" you said "sure schools not to bad" undertaker said "I see did they want information?" you said "about me and they had to pay the usual" undertaker said "I see, and where they successful?" you said "yes they were and it wasn't half bad for 14, I mean there still nothing compared to sebastian" undertaker said "no my dear, I don't think anyone is"