(Y/n is online)

Y/n: heeeeeeeyyyy bitches!

Y/n: hello?!

(Ciel is online)

Ciel: what are you yelling about? I'm busy here

Y/n: I'm bored

Y/n: busy with what?

Ciel: a sick butler, I didn't ever know demons could get sick

Y/n: yeah we can, rarely but we can

Ciel: nice, real nice

(Sebastian is online)

Sebastian: Cieeeeelllll

Ciel: yes?

Sebastian: I feel siiiiiick

Y/n: awwww Bassy feels sick

Ciel: *sigh* I'm in the same room as you Sebastian, you could have just told me

Sebastian: effoooooort

Ciel: my God

(Alois is online)

(Hannah is online)

(Claude is online)

Hannah: hello

Ciel: hello Hannah

Sebastian: *he pouts*

Claude: what's wrong with you Michaelis?

Y/n: ignore him he's sick

Claude: ew stay away from me

Hannah: oh leave him alone will you

Sebastian: at least someone cares about me

Hannah: no he was just getting annoying

Sebastian: :'(

Y/n: I'll look after you and let Ciel do his 'work'

Ciel: I can practically smell the sarcasm

Hannah: nah that's just Claude

Claude: hey!

Alois: hah!

Sebastian: *runs to a bathroom to throw up*

Alois: eeewwwwwww

Y/n: I've got it *goes to help*

Ciel: well I have work to do.. Peace out bitches!

(Ciel is offline)

Alois: wait meeeh!

(Alois had stalked Ciel offline)

Claude: o-kay

Hannah: pathetic, the lot of you