(Ciel is online)

(Alois is online)

(Mey-rin is online)

(Finny is online)

Alois: Ciel? Where is your butler?

Ciel: y'know what Alois?, I have no fucking idea

Alois: hmm strange

Mey-rin: MASTER CIEL MASTER CIEL!

Ciel: what is it Mey-rin?

Mey-rin: some of the alcohol is missing sir!

Ciel: what?, how?, I'm thirteen I don't drink

Alois: don't look at me, I'm only a few years older than you

Ciel: well who took it

Finnie: and we can't find Mr Sebastian or Mr Claude!

Mey-rin: they're not anywhere, no they're not!

Ciel: what's going on?

(Finnie is offline)

(Mey-rin is offline)

(Claude is online)

(Sebastian is online)

Alois: finally!

Ciel: where have you two been?

Sebastian: shhhhh no need to SHOUT!

Claude: yeah, no need to shout

Ciel: Sebastian you're drunk

Sebastian: wha-? Moi? I can *hic* I can assure you *hic* officer, I aaammm not druynk, I only haaavee one- one? *counts lazily on fingers* one drink, like five hahahaha times *laughs*

Ciel: the fuck?

Claude: IIIII do nooot know wherfr the fauck I is *prances around*

Alois: Claude, really?

Claude: eeeeerrrrrr Yeeeeeees

Ciel: Sebastian, go lay dow-

Sebastian: shhhhh, y'know what Ciel, ur a brat

Ciel: wha?

Sebastian: but don't... Don't worry, cebause y'know what elser?

Ciel: what?

Sebastian: *is sitting on a chair with a bottle of beer in is hand* I...I love ya

Alois: seriously what is going on?

Claude: I'M A FUCKING BIRD, CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS!

Sebastian: FUCK YEEAAAHHH

Ciel: *slaps you* get your shit together Michaelis!

Sebastian: *cries* YOU SLAPPED ME, THAT IS ABUSE

Claude: *protectively hugs Sebastian* DON'T HURT MY BASSY

Alois: Claude, you don't even like him

Claude: did you just assume my sexuality?

Sebastian: gasp, you can't do that

Claude: I-I'm h-hurt

Ciel: Alois get Hannah

Alois: already on it

(Hannah is online)

Sebastian: Claude senpai

Claude: Sebastian senpai

Hannah: boys what's going on?

Claude: shit HANNAH

Sebastian: HANNAH!

Ciel: please sort them out

Alois: they're drunk

Hannah: oh my, you boys shouldn't be drinking

Sebastian: but it's Christmaaaaaass

Claude: and we wanted alcohol

Hannah: not while there is a thirteen year old and fifthteen year old in the manor

Claude: but....but...but...hole *laughs idiotically*

Hannah: Claude Faustus!, don't speak like that!

Claude: sorry ma'am

Sebastian: hah

Ciel: for god sakes, go get some water and go to bed!

Sebastian: I don't wanna

Ciel: now!

Sebastian: nope

Alois: oh God

Hannah: you two are children, Claude and Sebastian go to bed, even the triplets are more mature than you

Claude: no they're not

Hannah: don't argue Claude

(Canterbury is online)

(Timber is online)

(Thompson is online)

Timber: hello miss Hannah

Thompson: hi miss Hannah

Canterbury: hey miss Hannah

Hannah: hello boys

Claude: oi it's my favourite triplets!

Timber: eh?

Canterbury: what's wrong with him?

Thompson: he's acting strange

Ciel: aye, please for the love of everything holy make these two butler's go to bed

Alois: they're 'druynk' in Sebastian's words

Timber: that explains a lot

Thompson: yes, it does

Canterbury: they're like children

Alois: I perfectly agree

Sebastian: I'm gonna call you squishy *crushes timber in a hug*

Timber: Mr Sebastian, kindly let go of me please

Thompson: I'd do as he says if I were you

Canterbury: yes, he can be quite vicious

Claude: chu don't know what chu talkin' 'bout

Sebastian: my squishy

Timber: *eye twitches*

Canterbury: oh no, he's going to do something bad

Thompson: oh heck yeah in a heart beat

Ciel: um should we do something?

Alois: if Timber doesn't like that he had permission to stop it

Hannah: Timber, if you don't like it...

Thompson: he's gonna do something baaaad

Canterbury: poor brother

Sebastian: squishyyyyy

Timber: that's it *takes Sebastian's arm and flips him over his shoulder*

Sebastian: aagghhhhh *writhes in pain*

Claude: Nuuu mah Bassy!

Ciel: I'm out

(Ciel is offline)

Alois: Hannah please get these two to go to bed

Hannah: yes my lord

(Alois is offline)

Hannah: ALRIGHT BOYS, BED. NOW!

Canterbury: yes miss Hannah

Timber: right away

Thompson: let's go

Hannah: oh well I didn't mean you three but thank you

Canterbury: you're welcome

Timber: goodnight miss Hannah

Thompson: yes. Goodnight

(Timber is offline)

(Thompson is offline)

(Canterbury is offline)

Hannah: so well behaved, unlike you two

Claude: we're adults! :'(

Sebastian: yeaaaaahhhhh! :'(

Hannah: get to bed

Claude: yes ma'am

Sebastian: nope

Hannah: there will be kittens

Sebastian: okay!

(Claude is offline)

(Sebastian is offline)

Hannah: finally

(Hannah is offline)