(Claude is online)

(Sebastian is online)

(Undertaker is online)

Sebastian: hello Adrian

Undertaker: eheheheheheh Hellooooo

Sebastian: what brings you on here?

Claude: yes, what he said

Undertaker: eheheh just looking for some fun

Claude: that's so creepy and wrong on so many levels

Undertaker: *picks up a rabbit*

Claude: ah no

Undertaker: eheheheheheh

Sebastian: alrighty then

(Y/n is online)

Undertaker: Y/n!!!

Y/n: hello Undie

Sebastian: how come everyone knows her???

Undertaker: Nuuuuu

Y/n: oh shush you know you love me

Claude: it's another Grell!!!

Y/n: rabbit...

Claude: eep!!

Undertaker: eheheheheheh

Sebastian: if I tell you a dirty limerick will you go away?

Undertaker: ooh yes *perverted face*

Claude: creep!!!

Undertaker: rabbit

Claude: no!!

Sebastian: alrighty, there was once a woman from que, who filled her vagina with glue, she said with a grin "if they'd pay to get in, they'd pay to get out of it too"

Undertaker: EHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!

Y/n: Ew

Claude: my thoughts exactly

Sebastian: now go away

Undertaker: eheheheheheh of course

(Undertaker is offline)

Claude: you're gross Michaelis

Sebastian: you're weird Faustus

Y/n: Claude, down boy

Claude: yes ma'am

Sebastian: you're her bitch

Claude: am not!

Y/n: Claude bark like a dog

Claude: no!!

Y/n: now

Claude: arf! arf! arf!

Sebastian: a-boom you're her bitch

(Ciel is online)

Ciel: Sebastian, I'm too lazy to get up, bring me my book

Sebastian: yes sir

Claude: hah your his bitch

Ciel: Claude...

Claude: yeeesss

Ciel: *throws a rabbit at him*

Claude: KYAAA!! *runs away*

Ciel: never gets old

Sebastian: *gives him the book* your book master

Ciel: thank you

Y/n: hah you are his bitch

Sebastian: *facepalm*

Ciel: Y/n?

Y/n: yah

Ciel: *puts a furby in front of her*

Y/n: MOTHER FU- NOOO!! *throws it and burns it*

Sebastian: extreme

Ciel: she hates them

Claude: you're horrible people

Y/n: y'know ya love me

Claude: nnnnope

Y/n: h-how could you?....*cries in Tamaki's emo corner*

(Tamaki is online)

Tamaki: my corner!!!

Ciel: stop growing mushrooms in my manor!

Y/n: go away Tamaki

Tamaki: yes ma'am

(Tamaki is offline)

Sebastian: who next?

Claude: anything but rabbits

Ciel: someone fine me a rabbit!

Claude: you people are heartless!!

Sebastian: don't be so dramatic

Y/n: yeah Claude

Ciel: go to hell Claude

Claude: I don't need to, I've been, it's quite nice

Sebastian: hahahaha..... So have I

Y/n: I will kick you so hard in the dick it will shove your balls back up to where they came from

Sebastian: *pales* not my genitals

Claude: baby

Y/n: *has kicked Claude in the dick IRL*

Claude: holy fu- *squeaks and falls down holding his crotch*

Sebastian: good luck producing spider babies!

Ciel: *does the same to Sebastian*

Sebastian: mother fu- *yelps and falls down holding his crotch*

Y/n: *high fives Ciel* I'm pretty sure this counts as butler abuse

Ciel: eh, who cares

Y/n: I don't

Sebastian: *has a squeaky voice* they're not coming down now

Claude: *also has a squeaky voice* amen to that

Y/n: you demons are weird

Sebastian: y-you're a demon...

Y/n: I never said I wasn't weird

Sebastian: touché

Ciel: well I'm out

(Ciel is offline)

Y/n: so am I, peace out bitches

(Y/n is offline)

Claude: well, I-I'm not going anywhere for a while

Sebastian: m-my precious genitals

(Sebastian is offline icing his crotch)

Claude: oh you bitch

(Claude has been kicked off the chat)