If there is one thing that Y/n can't deal with, it's that receiving a call from The C.O.P to tell him to do a case at beacon academy. Because someone dropped a large coffee machine on professor peach.

Y/n: "So this is the crime scene?"

The Reptilian Faunus asked as he looks at the Processor Sized hole in the ground, apparently they found her during the early hours of the morning before the initiation.

Ozpin: "Indeed, So? do you think you'll find the culprit, who broke my coffee machine?"

Y/n stopped writing in his notepad and stares straight at Ozpin, who sips his mug.

Y/n: "I'm going to have a Quick smoke after this."

The Detective goes back to getting his information about the case and sighs.

Y/n: "I'll probably find the culprit in about four hours or so, I'll call you when I finished."

Ozpin: "Thank You for taking the case Detective Noir."

Ozpin quickly leaves as the Lizard Faunus looks back at the crime scene and looks around for some evidence.

Y/n: "She's lucky she had some Aura, otherwise she'll be breathing through a plastic straw."

You spotted a sticky note next to a hole, approaching the note you picked it up and examined.

Coffee Hot Enough Bitch?

You quickly cover your mouth from laughing, knowing someone tried to kill someone over some damn coffee temperature.

Y/n: "Okay, might need to get a quick smoke and I'll get started right away!"

You shove your hand in your pockets and pull out a packet of smokes and a lighter.

Flick! Flick! Fwish!
Flick! Flick! Fwish!

You suck the cigarette, rolling your shoulders as you felt that good stuff roll through your system.

???: "Excuse me!? You shouldn't be smoking!"

And it was ruined as you open one eye and stare at the heiress to the Schnee dust company.

Y/n: "Excuse me, but this is a police investigation?"

You said as you gesture towards the police tape and whatnot, the Heiress expression quickly Changes to one of fear and backs away.

Weiss: "D-Did someone die!?"

Taking the cigarette out of your mouth and puff some smoke you answered.

Y/n: "Nope! Attempted murder actually, seems like Someone wanted to end professor Peach's life."

Weiss: "Why would someone do this!?"

Y/n: "That's police business."

Weiss quickly nods and walks away from the Faunus.

Weiss: "R-Right! Sorry Officer, I won't bother you again."

Y/n glanced at the retreating heiress and sighs, taking his glasses off he rubs his tired eyes and opens them.

Y/n: "Let's use Detective Vison."

Y/n's eyes shifted to a black and white colour as the world around him became blue and every human body was now practically a blue skeleton.

A/n: basically Batman's Detective Vison.

Y/n: "it seems the suspect had a psychokinesis semblance, doubt it's Glynda or any other Professor. Maybe a student? It's a possibility."

Quickly walking over to something a orange coloured highlight, you noticed a weird substance and closely examine it.

Y/n: "Dust? Crushed and forged to be used as a Elemental flamethrower, so they'll probably be standing at the height of 5'9ft tall, white hair with Green highlights and a X-shaped scar on their neck."

The Faunus finally figured out who the suspect is!

How?

Y/n: "I can see you hiding in the tree's fucker!"

The figures skeletal body was a bright red easily identifying the suspect, before you can get to chance to grab him your shoulder were grabbed by someone.

Jaune: "Hey excuse me, Can you tell us where the hall is?"

You look at the blonde male and spot the girl from yesterday as she quickly recognises you.

Ruby: "Oh Crap it's you!"

Y/n: "Would love to chat toots, but I got a suspect to arres-"

You stopped mid-sentence as you found that the suspect escaped.

Y/n: "How can someone get out of a tree that fast? Nevermind that, these fuckers ruined my chance at apprehending the suspe-"

You look back to see that Ruby was the only one standing, a highlight of where Jaune stood was blinking as a dramatic Tumbleweed rolls on by.

Y/n: "What the fuck!?"

Ruby: "Swear Jar!"

You deadpan at the shorter girl and pull out a cigarette to have another smoke.

Only to have it smack out of your hand and get repeatedly stomped on.

Ruby: "Smoking! Is! Bad!"

She said through each stomp, as you stare at your destroyed cigarette and look up at Ruby, who just casually smiled Innocently, as if she didn't just destroyed someone's smoking break.

Y/n: "Run!"

Ruby: "Huh?"

Y/n: "START RUNNING!"

You shouted pulling out your gun as Ruby quickly panics and runs the opposite direction, dodging bullets and all, she ran into the auditorium and somehow lost you through the crowd.

Y/n: "How fucking convenient."

You thought and put your gun back into your holster, you decided to check the halls for the suspect and walk away, not even listening to Ozpin.

Y/n: "In and out, that's going to be the only reason I'm now doing this case."

Seeing how it was getting Dark, you decided to use the complimentary one bed dorms given by staff or special personel.

Ozpin: "Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladona and Yang Xiao Long. On this day forward you shall be known as: Team Rwby, led by Ruby Rose!"

Ruby: "Led by!?"

Weiss: "Aw yeah!"

After the initiation, you realise that the suspect is getting pretty annoying at escaping from your grasp, anytime you were even remotely near him, someone or something stops you as it was his semblance.

Y/n: "Unless that is their semblance, I want to find him, but his semblance somehow causes people to stop me, but what if I didn't want to find him?"

Y/n thought about it and decided walked aimlessly around the academy, looking out the windows and enjoying the scenery.

Y/n: "You know, that's a good semblance you have there."

You said as you kick a door open on your right, seeing the suspect you were after as he was in the middle getting it on with a crocodile Faunus.

Suspect: "How the fuck!? My Semblance was suppo-"

Y/n: "supposed to let some other force stop me? Nah I realised if someone was focused on you, you can change their Focus on something or someone else, but I decided to give up on looking for you."

You explained as you walk towards him, swirling your finger around and took off your glasses.

Y/n: "so if I change my Focus on someone else, then your semblance can change my Focus back on the objective I was originally on"

Suspect: "So you're saying you pulled a counter on my own semblance, changing your focus on the scenery that somehow allowed you to find me!?"

You smiled as your tail wagged excitedly as you handcuffed him.

Y/n: "Look on the Brains of this fucker, couldn't said better than myself."

Ozpin: "Thank You so much, is there anything I could do for you?"

Y/n: "actually there is!"

Ozpin smiles and holds out a tablet ready to configure something.

Ozpin: "I'll set up a dorm for yo-"

Y/n: "stay out of my fucking life would be nice and stay in a two hundred mile radius away from me, would be nice!"

Ozpin stares at the Dark skinned Faunus as he casually walks away and out of the academy doors.

Ozpin: "Is that a yes to being a Huntsmen, or a no?"

Receiving zero responses from the faraway detective, he stared down at his tablet and pressed a icon on his tablet.

"I suppose that's a yes."