Enjoy these three chapters! The third one will be very uncomfortable
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༄9:24PM༄

Scritch! Scritch! Scritch!

The sound of pencils writing on paper was the only noise evident in Vale's police station, apart from the Somewhat calming chatter of Police Officers talking as they were taking late night shifts was already nice enough.

But there was one Officer who was apparently asleep, Dark Chocolate Skin with slight Royal Blue scales on his neck, His haircut was a Spikey Royal Blue coloured Mohawk similar to Uub from the Dragon Ball Series. He had a long Deep Blue Reptilian tail with Silver Diamond shape patterns on his tail, finally he had three spikes on the tip of his tail that would decrease in size.

He wore a simple Grey Sweater and Black Pants and simple gloves. His hat was rested on a hanger next to his desk and he wore oval shape glasses.

Officer: "Hissy Fit is asleep again, who's turn is it?"

A blonde haired Officer said, few looked at the Young African American Faunus sleep at his desk. His tail lifts up for a few moments before dropping down.

Officer: "I think it was jack, It's your turn right?"

Jack shook his head and pointed at a Woman walking past the group.

Jack: "nah I think it's Jil, your turn Biach!"

Jil looks at their Brother and faces the sleeping detective and shivers, quickly putting down their items that they held, they then made some hand gestures.

Jil: "👋👌✌️☝️✊👆👈"

Officer: "what did she say?"

Jack nods and faces His colleague's and translated.

Jack: "She said 'Fuck No!' in sign language."

Everyone sighs as no one knew who's turn is it, suddenly the chief of police of Vale walks into the room to see his best detective asleep.

C.O.P: "Zero asleep again Detective Noir?"

C.O.P smiles warmly at the Faunus and walks over, other Officers warn the elder police officer not to approach the Detective.

C.O.P: "Oh pipe down, He isn't asleep! He's having his eyes closed watch."

He holds out a cup of coffee and shakes it lightly, receiving no response from the male. He holds it out in front of him and drops it.

Swish! Pop! Gulp!

C.O.P: "See! If he was asleep, he wouldn't of grabbed it and gulp it down like the gulper!"

Now C.O.P got a better look at the reptile as he took his glasses off and rubs his Baggy eyes and reveals to be Bright Amber coloured eyes.

C.O.P: "Need you to interrogate a Suspect from dust till dawn, think you could do it Hissy Fit?"

Receiving no words but a exhausted yawn, Y/n stands up and cracks his necks with Audible popping in his bones.

Y/n: "Alright, I could use some extra paperwork. Beats Sleeping in my office, where's the suspect?"

C.O.P hands him the file and informs which room they are kept in, nodding Y/n heads to his destination.

༄9:55PM༄

Ruby Rose sat at the desk Inside the interrogation room, she was handcuffed and had to reluctantly hand her Crescent Rose to the Police.

Ruby: "Dad is going to freak out, Oum please let me off the hook for once!"

Creeeeaaaak! Bang!

The Silver-Eyed girl flinches at the slamming of the Heavy metal door, Seeing a Dark skinned Faunus sit down at the opposite where she sat.

Y/n: "Name and pronouns."

Ruby: "Ruby Rose! I go by She/Her!"

He writes what she says as he sips some of his coffee and picks up his pen again.

Y/n: "Alright, Let's get this over with, shall we? What happened during the night of the robbery at Nine o'clock Pm?"

Ruby: "Oh! I was basically at dusk till Dawn and reading a weapons magazine, then a bunch of robbers came in and I went 'Ka-chaa!' and 'Wa-Pow!' and y'know? Butt kicking!"

The Faunus deadpans and adjusted his Oval-shaped glasses, he rubs his tired eyes and stares straight death in her eyes.

Y/n: "I don't want some Flashy sound effects, I want to know what happened!"

Ruby gulps at his piercing glare and nervously laughs, Ruby was not good with talking with other people and usually let other people talk for her.

Before she could continue to speak, the door opens and two people walk in and the Girl gasps to know who it is.

Ozpin: "Hope we're not interrupting anything?"

Y/n: "Of course not! Why we're just having a cosy tea party and I'm practically gone mad. OF COURSE YOU'RE INTERRUPTING WITH AN INTERROGATION!"

Ozpin doesn't flinches at the boy's tone and looks at Ruby before getting a closer look at her.

Ozpin: "Ruby Rose.....You Have Silver Eyes?"

Y/n: "Oi! Aren't you supposed to go for ages six to ten?"

Ruby: "Uh, um..."

Ozpin: "So! Where did you learn to do this?"

Ozpin asks, gesturing with his hand at the tablet showing Ruby's fighting.

Ruby: S-Signal Academy.

Y/n: "They taught a Toots here to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed?"

Ruby: "Well, one teacher in particular."

Y/n: "Didn't ask toots, back to the questioning!"

Ozpin: "Actually, I'll be taking over."

Y/n mind stops working as the fictional gears in his Screeches to a halt.

Y/n: "Fucking What Gramps?"

Ozpin puts the cookies on the table in front of Ruby. She tentatively picks one up, eats it in a single bite, and then, not seeing any rebuttal, shovels the rest into her mouth.

Ozpin: "It's just that I've only seen one other scythe-wielder of that skill before. A dusty, old crow..."

Ruby mumbles through her full mouth, Y/n suddenly snaps out of his dazed expression and snaps his fingers at her.

Y/n: "Swallow your food toots!"

Ruby looks at Y/n and did as she was told, she smiles Innocently and Y/n almost gagged at the radiating Cuteness she was giving.

Ruby: "Oh! That's my uncle!"

Y/n: "Did I ask?"

Ruby frowns at the boy, crossing her arms she looks at Ozpin.

Ruby: "Sorry. That's my Uncle Qrow! He's a teacher at Signal. I was complete garbage before he took me under his wing. And now, I'm all like— Hooowaaah! Witchaaaa!"

Ruby then proceeds to make some karate-style poses and noises.

Ozpin: "So I've noticed."

Placing his cup on the table as he leans in, then sits down opposite Ruby.

Ozpin: "And what is an adorable girl such as yourself doing at a school designed to train warriors?"

Ruby was about to answer, but the Young detective cuts her off.

Y/n: "She want's to be a Huntress."

Ruby: "Hey! He was asking me!"

Ozpin: "You want to slay monsters?"

Ruby: "Yeah! I only have two more years of training left at Signal! And then I'm going to apply to Beacon!"

Talking faster and faster with her enthusiasm growing, much to Y/n's annoyance.

Ruby: "You see, my sister's starting there this year, and she's trying to become a Huntress, and I'm trying to become a Huntress 'cause I wanna help people. My parents always taught us to help others, so I thought, Hey, I might as well make a career out of it! Hehe~ I mean the police are alright."

Y/n: "ALRIGHT!? WE DEAL WITH REAL MONSTERS!"

The Faunus was now greatly insulted at him and the police referred as "Alright". It actually injured the boys pride quite a bit.

Ruby: "but Huntsmen and Huntresses are just so much more romantic and exciting and cool and really, gosh, you know!

Ruby flips out at the last part, staring at the three with a wide, crazy smile. Y/n had his hand on his gun, if she tried to do anything....."Optimistic".

Glynda, Y/n and Ozpin study her.

Ozpin: "Do you know who I am?"

Ruby: "You're Professor Ozpin. You're the headmaster at Beacon."

Ozpin: "Hello."

Ruby: "Nice to meet you."

Y/n: "And Goodbye!"

Ozpin: "You want to come to my school?"

Ruby: "More than anything!"

Ozpin then exchanging glances with Glynda, who shows her disapproval with a "Hmmph", he looks at Y/n who gave him an annoyed look, before he turns back to Ruby.

Ozpin: "Well, okay."

Ruby smiles, wide-eyed and open-mouthed.

Y/n: "Now hold on!"

Ruby, Glynda and Ozpin, stare at the now angry Faunus, who had a displeased look.

Y/n: "Congrats on getting recommended toots, but you're still under arrest for breaking several laws."

Ruby: "Oh? Like what!"

This was his favourite part, Y/n opens a folder and reads out the rules she's broken.

Y/n: "Destruction of private property, Vigilantism, Using a weapon without a licence, Performing Huntmans acts without the supervision of an official Huntmans."

Ruby stares at the list with a pale look, swallowing the lump in her throat as she clearly knows she'll be doing time in prison.

Ozpin: "Can she pay it off?"

Y/n stares at Ozpin as if he invaded another body with his soul.

Y/n: "Of course she can, doubt she has the mone-"

A credit card was placed in front of Y/n as the boy's eyes were no longer seen in the lens of his glasses.

Y/n: "You Motherfucker!"

༄10:25PM༄

Y/n slouches in his seat as Ozpin paid off the damages and fines of Ruby's crime and busted her out of her soon-to-be jail.

Ozpin: "Y/n? Can I ask you something?"

Golden Eyes stared at thin brown one's.

Y/n: "Make it quick, I have a couch back at my office with my name on it."

Ozpin nods and begins to ask his questions.

Ozpin: "Do you ever dream of becoming a Huntsmen?"

Y/n gives him a disgusted look.

Ozpin: "I-....I see that's a no?"

Y/n took his glasses off and glares sharp daggers at the Wizard.

Y/n: "I don't want to be part of your pathetic war over your crazy bitch of an ex!"

Ozpin: "I understand, you must've been abused and you can no longer trust people."

Y/n: "Wasn't abused, I just dislike Optimistic Dumbasses!"

Ozpin coughs into a raised fist and rephrases.

Ozpin: "Then why are you so tired and depressed?"

Y/n: "I'm not depressed.....Tired yes!..... I'm just overworked and I like to focus everything on my work."

Y/n actually never had any issues in his life, he has zero childhood trauma, has parents that were and still in his life.

Ozpin: "Well maybe it'll be good to have a best friend?"

Y/n: "I'm comfortable with being friends with my pet Goldfish, thank you very much."

Ozpin sighs one last time, before standing up. He wasn't able to convince the detective to join.

Ozpin: "I hope our pasts cross again
Someday."

Y/n: "I hope we fucking don't cross paths."

Ozpin and Glynda both leave Y/n alone in the interrogation room, few minutes past by and he stands up.

Looking at the chair he previously sat in, he grabs it and smashes it against the wall cracking it as your tail rattled as you grinded your teeth together, Your pupils were sharpened and were in the form of feline slits.

Y/n: "STOP RUINING OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES, BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN MISTAKE!"

Suddenly Jack pokes his head in the room as he watches the young police officer tail smack the ground.

Jack: "Jeez Hissy Fit, count to Ten."

Y/n snaps his head to the direction of jack as Foam dripped from his mouth.

Y/n: "Graaou!"

Jack: ".....Better make that a Hundred, just to be sure."

With the close of the door, Y/n sighs and picks up the folder and heads out of the interrogation room and walks over to his desk.

Y/n: "I'm heading home, I'll see you Guys at work tomorrow."

Officer: "Cya Y/n!"

Officer#2: "Cya tomorrow!"

C.O.P: "You rest up now, Hissy Fit."

Y/n lightly chuckled and walks out of the police station.

༄11:45PM༄

Opening the door to your office, you walked in and turn on the lights. You drop your bag and hanged your trench coat and hat on the coat hanger.

Y/n: "Popcorn I'm Home!"

The Boy said to his Pet Goldfish, walking over to it and putting some fish flakes for it to eat.

Y/n: "hope you like something to nibble on, cause you love a one last snack before bed."

Y/n yawns and puts the fish flakes bottle down and heads over to his couch.

the boy sits down and crosses his arms and slowly let's sleep consume him.

Y/n: "Tomorrow, I'm going to bust some crooks and sign some paperwork!"

The Boy said confidently, he was practically a workaholic and would even die as one.

"Wonder What Tomorrow has in stall for me?"