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Sunday : May 25th, 2003

With the news of Jim and Michelle's engagement, Mr. & Mrs Levenstein decided to throw a party in celebration for the two by inviting some of their closest friends and some of Jim's friends.

The doorbell rang then Noah and Mrs. Levenstein opened it up, The Richardsons including Arabella and Tyler showed up and greeted them.

"Hey, Noah and Claire." Carla Said, entering the house and hugging the both of them.

"Guys nice to see you." Peter Said, shaking Noah's hand and giving Claire a quick hug.

"Thank you all for coming." Noah Said

"Of course, we would show up for Jim and Michelle's engagement party." Debbie Said

"Plus who doesn't love party's." Kelly Said

"Right, oh and speaking of congratulations on your engagement as well." Claire Said, looking to Arabella and Peter.

"Thank you, thank you so much." Arabella Said, smiling.

"And that ring is gorgeous." Carla complimented, showing off her ring.

"Nice job Pete." Noah Said, sending a wink to him.

"We love to hear the story if you don't mind showing?" Noah Asked

"Oh we don't, how about we share it over a drink." Peter Said

"Yes, come this way." Claire Said

Carla and Noah led the adults towards the back, as Kelly and Debbie stayed back with Tyler and Sam.

"So did you bring it?" Tyler Asked

"Mhm got 'em all right here." Sam Said, taking out a stack of his Pokémon trading cards out.

"Awesome." Tyler nodded

"Okay, um Debbie, Kelly so Tyler and I are going to go play see you." Sam Said

"Bye, come on Sam." Tyler Said, as the two of them ran off.

"Okay, don't drink anything if it smells strong!" Debbie and Kelly Said

"So where's the groom and fiancée?" Kelly Asked

"Don't worry they are around here somewhere." Debbie Said

Meanwhile over in the living room there's many guest around, Jim and Michelle are speaking with Valerie as John and his milf Buddy Jeff walked in, shaking their heads.

"Bro, that's it? There's no keg anywhere." Jeff Sighed

"I know," He sighed, "Jim." John Said, walking over to him.

"Hey, John." Jim Replied

"The food and the drink are really bad "F" for presentation. The good news for you..." John Said

"What's that?" Jim Asked

"We're gonna be ushers at the wedding." John Said

"Aw, cool thanks man." Jim nodded

John winked at him and patted him on the butt, before he and Jeff walked off.

"This is amazing. I don't recognize half the people in this place." Jim Said

"At least they all brought gifts." Michelle Said

"And the gifts always matter, especially that big gift with the pink bow on it." Valerie Said

"Yeah I wonder who sent that?" Jim Said

"My parents, all I know is that you guys will love it." Valerie Said, smirking.

Debbie and Kelly made their way into the living room, and Valerie waved for them to come over.

"Guys, over here." Valerie Said

"Ah there they are." Debbie Said

"Look at the soon to be Mr & Mrs. Levenstein." Kelly Said

"Mhm hey, Debs and Kelly." Jim Said, as he hugged both sisters.

"Hey, and hey cutie." Debbie Said, kissing Michelle's cheek.

"Thanks for coming guys." Michelle Said

"Of course." Debbie Said

"Oh and we bought you guys a gift." Kelly Said, handing over the gift bag to Michelle.

"Don't worry it's something we know you guys will definitely use all the time." Debbie Said

Michelle nodded as she and Jim looked inside the bag, and pulled out two glass cups labeled Mr & Mrs.

"Two mugs.." Jim Said

"Yup, since I know Michelle loves her coffee in the morning." Debbie Said

"Plus it's really cute." Kelly Added

"Aw it's so cute, thanks guys." Michelle Said, as she hugged the sisters.

"Thanks, it's the thought that counts right." Jim Said

"Alright now that we've got the gift exchange out the way, let's get to the drinks." Valerie Said

"Yes, I could use a cocktail." Kelly Said

"Ooh me too." Debbie nodded

"Follow me I'll show you where the drinks are." Jim Said, as he led them all to the kitchen.

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A few minutes later the group of friends were all sitting in the kitchen, sharing a few drinks and talking amongst themselves.

"There's one thing that'll make this wedding perfect." Paul spoke up

"And what's that Finch?" Debbie Asked

"No Stifler." Paul Replied, slightly smiling.

"Oh yeah." Kevin Said

"That's one dick we are not inviting." Michelle Said

"Motion seconded." Paul Said, raising his glass.

"Motion carried." Jim Said

"Lets not bring him up please...he's like Bettlejuice you say his name and boom he appears." Debbie Said, then take a sip from her glass.

The group all looked to her and laughed a little, as Valerie gave her hand a gentle squeeze.

"So, Finch, what are you gonna do with that fancy NYU diploma?" Valerie Asked

"I'll frame it. Then I'll write my memoirs." Paul Said

"Ooh that's one way to celebrate." Kelly Said

"You should come to law school, man. You know I could use the company." Kevin Said

"I bet you would Kev." Paul Said, sending a wink to the boy.

Then Claire entered the kitchen, "Kids, Michelle's parents are here. Come on, we're waiting."

Michelle looked over at Jim, then started swiping away some of the crumbs on his shirt.

"Crumbs on the shirt. That's bad." Michelle Said

"Okay, that's fine." Michelle gave him a worried look, "I'll change. I'll change." Jim Said

"Thank you." Michelle Said

"Ooh I'll be back, excuse me while I'll go use the bathroom." Valerie Said, before walking off.

"Hey, you okay..you seemed a little tense after they brought him up?" Kelly Asked

"Yeah I'm fine," She nodded, "It's just I don't like talking about him sometimes that's all." Debbie Said

"I know hun, but hey at least he's out of your life right.." Kelly Said

"Mhm, yes he is." Debbie Said

"Come on, let's go find Sam and Tyler they probably would want some cake." Kelly Said

"Cake sounds really good right now." Debbie Said

Debbie hopped off the counter and followed behind Kelly out the kitchen, meanwhile outside there's a school bus seen driving down the street.

And inside the drivers side, is Stifler. As he's driving down the street he sees the Levenstein residence decorated with balloons, Stifler parks the bus and gets out.

"Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake." Stifler Said, smirking.

He made his way towards the back of the house, and entered through the back door into the kitchen then came in fist pumping.

"What's up?" He nodded to two old women, "That's right." Stifler Said

He picks up a glass of champagne then chugs it down, then exits the kitchen and enters the dining room where people are getting pieces of cake.

"Cake? Hope it's good.." He looked down at the cake, which read Congratulations Jim, "Oh Gee.Thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker." Stifler Said

He scoffed shaking his head then dipped his finger in the icing, and licked it off

"Fucking right, doggy. That's good cake! Holy shit!" Stifler Exclaimed

Jim walked down the stairs and greeted some more guest, fixing his tie.

"Hi. How are you?" Jim Said

"Congratulations Jim."

"Thanks." Jim Said

Back in the dining room Stifler starts rearranging the words on the cake, and let's out a laugh.

"Hey..."Congratulation, Jism!" Stifler Laughed

Jim over heard and looked over his shoulder seeing Stifler in his house, and quickly ran over to him.

"Excuse me. Stifler?" Jim Said

"Hey, Jim!" Stifler Said

"Stifler, what are you doing here?" Jim Asked

"Happy fuck day, assmouth!" Stifler Replied, picking up the cake.

"Stifler put the cake down." Jim Said

"Check it out. I made it all by myself." Stifler Said, looking down at the cake.

"That's uh..Cute." Jim Said, as he quickly fixed the lettering on the cake.

"Yeah what happened to my invite? Got lost in the mail, fuck face." Stifler Joked

"Quiet!" Jim Retorted

"Oh Bite yourself that's what I thought." Stifler Said

Jim smiled at the guest then closed the dining room doors.

"I think I can spell "Cajun Rectum." Stifler Said

As Jim walked back over to him the two of them bumped into each other, Stifler who was holding the cake in his hands has the cake all over his shorts.

"Seriously, man." Stifler Groaned

"Jesus. Damn it, Stifler!" Jim Said

"Jim, look what you did!" Stifler Remarked

"Look what I did?" Jim Said, as he grabbed some napkins and

"Look at this shit! What am I supposed to do now?" Stifler Questioned

"Are you happy now, man? Why are you here?" Jim Questioned, in annoyance.

"My duck looks like a corn dog, I got cake all over my balls." Stifler Said

"Jim, honey?"

"Shit." Jim Sighed, frantically rubbing the frosting off his pants.

"The Flahertys are waiting."

"Ha! You're fucked now, Jim." Stifler Laughed

Soon one of Michelle's parents dogs heard Stifler, he looks and smells the cake he's holding then lunges at him knocking Steve down then starts licking his crotch.

"Stifler, get up." Jim Said

"This dog's great! Is it weird that it feels good?" Stifler Joked

"All right...come on get off." Jim Said, as he tries to get to the dog off.

Outside in the hall Noah and Claire are still talking with Michelle's parents Harold and Mary.

"What about the dining room?" Noah Said

"Oh yes, maybe he's in there." Mary Said

"I know you'll just love him." Claire Said

Meanwhile back in the dining room, Jim is still trying to get the dog off as Stifler keeps giggling.

"Jesus, Stifler. Stop enjoying it so much." Jim Said, shaking his head.

"Lick it up!" Stifler laughed

Soon the other dog which is a Pomeranian, comes in and jumps on Jim's leg from behind and starts humping it.

"Oh you little..shit." Jim Said

The doors opened as Noah looked ahead and his eyes widen, soon Claire along with Harold and Mary's mouths dropped once they saw the scene before them.

"Good Lord!" Mary and Harold Said

"Oh my.." Claire Gasped

"God! Jim?" Noah Said

"No, it's not what it looks like." Jim Said

Hearing the commotion the Richardsons along with Arabella, and Valerie goes to see what's going on.
Once they arrived everyone's mouths dropped, as Debbie's eyes widen in shock.

"Woah!" Valerie Said

"Oh my god." Kelly Said

"What are those dogs doing?" Sam Asked, pointing to Jim and Stifler.

"I think they're hugging him." Tyler Said

"Sam, Tyler look away now." Carla Said, as she and Arabella covered the young boys eyes.

"What are you doing, Son?" Noah Asked

"My dogs!" Mary Cried out

"Don't go in there, darling! Lord knows what they'll do to you!" Harold Said, pulling his wife back.

"I was trying to get him off, Dad." Jim Said

"Okay, doggy that's enough." Stifler Said

With hearing that familiar voice, Debbie squinted her eyes at the boy laying on the ground face covered in icing.

"Steve?" Debbie Said

"Oh shit..." Steve Replied, as the two of them locked eyes.

"That is your son?" Mary Asked

"Yes." Claire Said

"Look just back away from the animal." Noah Said

Jim moved away from Stifler and the dogs, then walked over to the adults.

"Mr. And Mrs. Flaherty, I presume." Jim Said

He held his hand out but ended up tripping on his pants which are down, Noah then closed the doors behind them.

"Well, lunch is uh served." Noah Said

After the fiasco that happened in the dining room, Noah and Claire decided to end the party early.
While the guest were leaving and Jim was apologizing to Michelle's parents.

Downstairs in the kitchen Kevin and Paul were busy cleaning up some frosting off one of the dogs as Stifler was cleaning the frosting off his pants.

"Shit. I got a frosted asscrack. Hey, Finch? You want this for here or to go?" Stifler Said

"A witty saying proves nothing." Voltaire." Paul Replied

"Suck my d*ck." Ron Jeremy." Stifler Laughed, as Mrs. Levenstien entered the room.

"Boys, anybody seen the bride's parents? No? Okay." Claire Said, before walking out.

"Wait a second." Stifler Said

"Come on, Stifler." Kevin Said, as he and Paul escorted him towards the door.

"This isn't a graduation party isn't it?" Stifler Said

"It's time to go." Paul Said

"Wait, hold on! Jim's getting married, isn't he?
Holy fucking shit! This is major! Do you have the slightest idea how important this is? We get to have a bachelor party!" Stifler Exclaimed

"What?" Kevin Said

"Yes! We celebrate the death of Jim with a party in his honor. Chicks and boobs, tits and ass. Titties, ta-tas, casabas, bazoongas, all up in our frigging faces!
Come on, buck up, fellows! Show some enthusiasm!
It's gonna be fucking great! My God!" Stifler Said, excitedly as he walked out the back door.

"Finch, he does make a good point." Kevin pointed out

"Yeah, he does." He looks surprised then glanced over at Kevin, "You never heard me say that." Paul Said, before walking off.

As Stifler was walking towards the front of the yard, he sees Debbie talking to her sister and Valerie.

"See you girls later." Carla Said, waving them off as she drove away with Sam in the backseat.

"Later mom." Debbie Said, as she waved.

"Now that was an interesting engagement party." Kelly Said

"Definitely one I'll never forget." Valerie Said

A car horn is heard as the three of them turn, only to see its Kelly's boyfriend Daniel in the driver's seat.

"Hey, there ladies." Daniel greeted

"Hey." Valerie Said

"Hey, Dan." Debbie Said

Kelly excitedly ran over to his car and leaned down, as the two of them share a sweet kiss.

"So how was the engagement party?" Daniel Asked

"Super fun, I'll tell you all about it." Kelly Said, then moves over to the passenger side.

"Hey you want a ride home?" Debbie Asked

"Yeah sure." She looked over Debbie's shoulder, "Um Debs.." Valerie Said

"What?" Debbie Said

Valerie pointed behind her and the blonde turned around, only to see that Steve was standing behind her.

"Oh boy." Debbie mumbled

"Um you know what I'm gonna sit in the car, and I'll leave you two alone...Steve nice seeing you." Valerie Said

"Val." Stifler nodded

Valerie nodded to him then sent her best friend a reassuring smile, then moved towards the car. Debbie looked to the boy, crossing her arms as he looked at her almost nervously.

"Debbie..it's uh..it's nice to see you, and you look great by the way." Stifler Said

"Thanks." Debbie Replied, dryly.

"Cool.." Stifler Said, as the blonde raised a brow at him.

"Is that it? Is that all you have to say to me, after nearly two years of not speaking...that's it." Debbie Said

"What would you want me to say then?" Stifler Questioned

"Oh gee I don't know, maybe I'm sorry for hurting you or for lying to me or just being a complete jerk..which one do you want to start off with?" Debbie Said

"Debbie I thought we've been over this." Stifler Said

"Yeah we have, thanks to your famous letter." Debbie Said

"I already apologized." Stifler Said

"Through a text Steve! Which is bullshit and you know it!" Debbie Said

"Debbie I'm not in the mood for arguing, look it's been almost two years since we've broken up. I thought you would have gotten over it by now." Stifler Said, as Debbie scoffed.

"Oh please I've gotten over by now trust me." Debbie rolled her eyes

"Doesn't look like it to me." Stifler Said

"Clearly you haven't because why would you have shown up, knowing that I'm close friends with Michelle and Jim and I'll be here." Debbie Said

"Okay now you're just down right delusional Debs." Stifler Retorted

Debbie gasped at that then smacked him across the face. Then Daniel, Kelly and Valerie all winced at that from in the car after witnessing it.

"Ooh." They all said

"You never want to be on the receiving end of that." Kelly Said

"Mhm." Kelly nodded

"I'm the delusional one? Wow Steve you are still a jerk, and clearly you haven't changed." Debbie Said, shaking her head.

"Yeah and from what I'm looking at, clearly you haven't either Debbie." Stifler Replied, rubbing his cheek.

"Oh no you see Steve I have changed, but you wouldn't know that..." Debbie Said

She shoved past him then walked over to Daniel's car, getting in through the backseat then the car drives off as Steve shakes his head.

Tuesday : May 27th, 2003

A few days later after the engagement party and running into Stifler, the boys invited Debbie out for some drinks which she accepted and met them over at the bar.

"So how are you feeling Debs, after the whole thing?" Jim Asked

"I'm fine I guess..I just really wasn't expecting to see him that's all." Debbie Said

"Neither did we." Kevin Said

"It's just seeing his face just fueled me with anger!" Debbie Said, slamming her fist down on the bar.

The three boys and bartender looked to her as she sent them a reassuring smile.

"But like I said..totally fine." Debbie Said, then took a sip from her glass.

"Yeah, okay..now about Michelle is everything okay the wedding is still a go?" Kevin Said

"Yeah, man I do not deserve a girl this cool." Jim Said

"Michelle said the wedding was doable, right?"
Kevin Said

"A wedding. A wedding, yeah. I promised her her wedding. You know, the wedding of her dreams." Jim Replied

"Okay, so what's the problem?" Debbie Asked

"Dancing. She's gonna want to dance. There's that whole tradition, the first dance at the reception.
She is gonna wanna dance Fred Astaire kind of shit.
I can't do that, she learned all that from band camp."
Jim Said

"Okay, so you take lessons, you know. Right away." Kevin suggested

"Lessons. Okay. I have to convince her parents that I'm not a shithead." Jim Said

"Yeah, challenging." Kevin Said

"Indeed challenging." Jim Nodded

"But doable. Now What else?" Debbie Asked

"What else? I don't know what else. That's the thing.
She cares too much to tell me. She doesn't want me to worry that she might be worried..So I'm worried." Jim Said

"Recon." Paul spoke up, then they turn to him.

"You mean, like, spying on Michelle?" Jim Questioned

"Spying is deceitful." Paul corrected, "Extra attention means you're concerned."

"This is true. This is good." Jim Said

"Yeah, Paul that's actually a good idea. You go and find out what Michelle wants for the wedding, then report back to us." Debbie Said

"Signed, sealed and delivered got it." Paul Said

"Guys, here's to the next step." Kevin Said, raising his glass.

"Enough with that." Debbie Said

"Would you please shut up with that stepping." Jim Said, putting his hand down.

"Put your glass down." Paul Said