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𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐇

Wednesday : June 8th, 2000

The next morning Debbie woke up bright and early at 7:30 AM before the boys. She took this opportunity to go for an early morning jog around the neighborhood. On her brief jog she said good morning to the neighbors on her way.

After 15 minutes of jogging and clearing her head, she walked back towards the house. Soon all the boys woke up as it was time to get ready for work, Debbie was busy taking a shower then she heard the bathroom door open.

"Um hello the bathroom is occupied!." Debbie Said

"Well I gotta take a piss so deal with it." Stifler Said

Debbie pulled back the shower curtain a bit and looked at him with a incredulous look.

"Seriously." Debbie Said

"What?" Stifler Said

"Steve get out I'm naked and showering." Debbie Said

"Please it's nothing I've never seen before." Stifler Said

"Ugh look just hurry up and get out, and please don't flu-"

Before Debbie could finish her sentence the water instantly changed from hot to cold.

"Flush! Stifler you idiot now the waters cold." Debbie Said

"Oops my bad didn't know, might wanna hurry we're leaving soon." Stifler Said

He quickly washed his hands then winked before leaving, she rolled eyes at the boy then closed the curtain. Later on that afternoon the six teens all finished up their work for the day, Kevin and Jim carried over their supplies over to the truck.

"Well, Michele has confirmed it. I suck." Jim Said

"What?" Kevin Said

"I gotta get some practice." Jim Sighed

"Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house, Jimbo. We plop a keg on the deck and the girls come in off the beach it's like a hummingbird feeder.

"You think so?" Jim Said

"I know so, guaranteed hotties. In fact hey Debs, come over here for a sec." Kevin Said

"You got this Paul?" Debbie Asked

"Sure go on." Paul Said

Debbie nods to Paul who finishes up gathering the paint brushes, she jogs over to the two.

"What's up?" Debbie Said

"Kelly's in St. Joseph's right?" Kevin Asked

"Yeah, she's with her friends at beach house." Debbie Said

"You think they would be down to come over to our party tomorrow?" Kevin Asked

"Kevin my sister would never pass down an invitation to a party." Debbie replied

"Sweet." Kevin Said

"Alright time to bring out," He ruffles up his hair, "Cool Jim." He smirked

"Eh I'd just stick with regular Jim." Debbie Said, as Kevin nodded.

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Friday : June 9th, 2000

Few hours into Debbie and the boys first's party of the summer is going so far so good, well there's just one thing that's lacking a little. Sherman fills his cup up from the keg then approached Jim and Kevin.

"Fellas, nice pad. Good view, but...the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity. High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress." He Said

"The girls are coming. I made some calls." Kevin assured

"Alright." Sherman Said, then walked off.

"The Sherminator's got a point, Kev." Jim pointed out

"Since when do you start listening to the Sherminator?" Kevin Questioned

"Since he made me realize there's an abundance of wiener here. I mean, look around, dude." Jim Said

Kevin shook his head then headed inside where Vicky, Jessica, Debbie and Chris were hanging around near the pool table.

Debbie and Chris were playing a game of pool, she shoots the ball with the pool and goes right into the hole.

"Ooh that's three in a row." Debbie Said

"Since when are you so good a pool now Debs?" Chris Asked

"Yeah you suck at this game no offense." Jessica Said

"None taken Jess but uh, a couple of frat boys might of taught me some tricks over the year." Debbie Said

"Good game." Chris Said, as they high fived each other.

"All right, now it's your turn Chris." Vicky Said

"Come on. There's nothing to tell." Chris Said

"Hey, what's up? What are you guys talking about?" Kevin Asked

"You know, we're just trading war stories about college, who hooked up with who, who slept with who." Jessica Simply said

"So, Vicky?" Kevin Asked, intrigued.

"Well, there was this one guy." Vicky admitted, "How 'bout you?"

"You know, there was a few girls.." Kevin replied

"Really how many?" Debbie Asked, raising a brow.

"Not that many..only three." Kevin Said

"Ooh look at you, you stud." Vicky Smirked

"All right, Oz. Now that Kevin told us, and Debbie's told us now what about you?" Jessica Said

"Yeah I mean you haven't had the slightest bit of attraction to any girl at school?" Vicky Questioned

"Don't you fuckin' say no. I know you did." Stifler Said, approaching the group.

"Even if I did...it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing." Chris Said

"Aw at least he's still loyal to Heather." Debbie Said, with a half smile.

"Huh very uninteresting. How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year?" Stifler Said

"Gee, wouldn't you like to know." Jessica Said, as Stifler nodded slightly laughing.

"Fuck yeah, I would." Stifler Said

Jessica laughed at the boy then took a swig of her beer.

"Come on, Ozzy." Stifler Said, tossing the football to Chris.

"Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours." Chris Said, as he and Stifler walked outside.

"Hey, Vic, you wanna play?" Kevin Asked

"Yeah, sure. You wanna break?" Vicky Said

"Sure." Kevin Said

"I'll be back I'm gonna get more beer." Debbie Said

Debbie walked out onto the deck where Stifler was complaining about the lack of females around.

"Where are the fuckin' females? Jim, can't you leave your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away." Stifler Said, then Jim flipped him off.

"Dude, give him a break." Chris Said

"Debbie I thought your sister and her friends were coming?" Jim Asked

"They should be..I guess their probably coming later." Debbie Said, while filling her cup up.

Stifler looked out onto the beach where he noticed a group of pretty girls lounging on the beach, he quickly comes up with an idea.

"Ozzy, go deep." Stifler Said

"Yeah, bro. You playing?" Chris Asked

"No." Jim Said, then sat up from the chair.

Chris jogged out onto the beach, Stifler waved for him to keep going.

"No, keep going. Flank pattern." Stifler Said

"What are you doin'?" Debbie Asked

"Fishin' Debs, I'm going Fishin." Stifler Said

Chris opened his arms and that's when Stifler threw the ball, but as he went to catch the ball ended up landing over by the group of girls.

"Are you okay?"

"Oh my god."

"I'm so sorry. Is everybody okay?" Chris Asked, looking to the group of girls.

Over by the house Stifler, Jim and Debbie looked on as Chris managed to convince the girls to come over to the party.

"Amazing." Jim Said

"The Force is strong in that one." Stifler Said

"Have fun with your guests." Debbie Said, taking a sip before walking off.

"Oh don't worry Debs I'll be sure to save enough of myself for you later." Stifler joked

Debbie looked back at the boy flipping him off which he did back to her this time letting out a small laugh.
A few moments later the place is now filled with more girls, Debbie found herself on the other side of the house with the company of Paul who's doing Tai Chi.

"Paul I have a question." Debbie Said

"Ask away my dear." Paul Said

"The whole Tantra thing be honest..are you saving yourself Ms. Stifler?" Debbie Asked, as Paul looked to her and stopped.

"Debbie I'm going to be completely honest with you because I love you, but to answer your question..yes." Paul Said, as Debbie's brows raise.

"Wait seriously your still thinking about her, it's been a year and you've been with more since her-" Debbie Said

"Yes but Debs none of them compare to her..I mean some of just don't move on from our first." Paul Said

"Yeah, well I have to look at him everyday for the next few weeks." Debbie Said

"I still can't believe you had sex with Stifler." Paul Said, chuckling.

"I can't either..plus I can't take it back." Debbie Said

"Would you?" Paul Questioned

Debbie thought about that before she spoke, Paul noticed two people approaching behind her. It was Kelly and Valerie, they both jumped out and startled her.

"Surprise!" Valerie and Kelly Said

"Kells, Val?" She hugged them both, "Wha-I wasn't expecting you here." Debbie Said, looking to Valerie.

"I told you I'd be back quicker than before I left." Valerie Said

"Ladies, hello Kelly and Valerie." Paul Said

"Hey, Paul." Valerie Said, giving him a quick hug.

"Hey Finch nice to see you." Kelly Said, sending him a wink.

"Back at ya, excuse me." Paul Said, before walking off going back inside the house.

"How'd you know about the party?" Debbie Asked

"Well my flight landed at 11 pm last night and when I woke up this morning to call you.." Valerie Said

"I called her up asking if she was down to party with some friends." Kelly Said

"That's so nice you sis." Debbie Said

"No problem." Kelly Said

"So how's everything going since you've been here?" Valerie Asked

"Yeah, fill us in." Kelly Said

"Nothing much..we've just been working, hanging out that's pretty much it." Debbie Said, as Kelly gave her a look.

"That's all you've been doing since you've been down here?" Kelly Questioned

"Yeah I mean..it's better than being stuck in my bedroom." Debbie Said

"No, no you see Debs you are a college girl now and it's time you guys start partying like one." Kelly Said

"What do you suggest than Kellyanne?" Valerie Asked

"I suggest we party our asses off that's for sure, now I have five of my sexy ass friends awaiting for me in the house..would you ladies care to join me." Kelly Said, holding her hands out.

"I'm down for some fun." Valerie Said

"Oh what the hell." Debbie Said

"Yes! That's more like it, come on girlies." Kelly Said, dragging them back towards the party.

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Saturday: June 10th, 2000

Well partying hard soon came to bite Debbie in the ass, the next day the group had to come in and work at the house. Debbie is standing on a ladder in front of the house, she has a paint brush in one hand but is sleeping while on the ladder.

"Debbie toss down the brush so I can clean it." Kevin Said

There's no response from her and he looked up at Debbie who's leaning asleep on the ladder. He taps Chris on the shoulder.

"Dude look." Kevin Said, as Chris looked up.

"Wait is she asleep?" Chris Said

"Yup." Kevin Said

"I guess she didn't get enough sleep last night." Chris Said

"Not possible she fell asleep around 9." Kevin Said

"Yeah after like four tequila shots." Chris pointed out

Stifler walks back from the backyard carrying empty buckets of paint and looks at them.

"The fuck are you fuckers looking at?" Stifler Asked

"Debbie fell asleep on the ladder." Chris Said

"Then wake her up." Stifler Said

"I've tried..Debs! Debbie!" Kevin Said

"Yelling won't due the trick that girls a heavy sleeper," Chris and Kevin looked to him, "Trust
me I know." Stifler Said

"Then how do we get her down because she can fall." Chris Said

"I got an idea." Stifler Said

Stifler walked over to the ladder and looked up at the sleeping blonde, and slightly shook the ladder which slowly started to wake her up.

"Um Stifler I don't think you should do that." Kevin Said

"I know what I'm doing relax, Debs wake up!." Stifler Said

Debbie woke up after feeling the steel object shaking, she suddenly lost her grip and slipped off the ladder.
Chris and Kevin's eyes widen as she fell off, Debbie let out a scream as she fell back but Stifler managed to catch her as they both fell down on the ground.

"Ow." Stifler and Debbie groaned out

"You guys okay?" Chris Asked, as Stifler held a thumbs up.

"Oh god." Kevin sighed

"Yeah." She looked down at him, "What the hell was that for?" Debbie Asked

"Why are you screaming at me for they said to wake you up." Stifler Said

"You know there could have been many other ways to do that, instead of causing me to fall to my death." Debbie Said

"But you didn't fall to your death as you landed on top of me." Debbie looked as she noticed she was on top of him, "Your welcome by the way sleeping beauty." Stifler Said, smirking.

"My hero." Debbie Said, shaking her head.

She rolls off of him then stands to her feet dusting some of the dirt off her shorts, Stifler stands up and walks over and picks up the paint buckets.

"So Kev, how are you feeling about your lunch date with Vicky?" Debbie Asked

"Come on Deb's it's not a date. Sure. Well, we're friends. But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else." Kevin Said

"What do you mean?" Chris Questioned

"I don't see her with a boyfriend I think that puts me on deck." Kevin mentioned

"Ha, yeah okay." Stifler Said

"Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out. I mean, that like makes me 50% of her entire guy-related life." Kevin Replied

"You dipshit. She didn't sleep with one guy she slept with at least three." Stifler pointed out

"What?" Kevin Said

"When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with...multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers learn anything at college?" Stifler Said, slightly laughing before picking up a paint brush.

"It's good to know he learned something at college." Debbie Said, as Chris nodded.

An hour later as their work day was soon coming to and end, Debbie and Paul were busy painting the balcony fence. Jim was taking a break while Chris and Stifler lifted up a door they we're going to repaint.

"Ozzy, I'm happy for you at least you've seen a nice bod while Heather's off suckin' dick." Stifler joked

"Stifler keep your fantasies to yourself." Chris Said

"Dude, use your fuckin' brain "Oh 'I'm the American college chick. La, la, la. Your European cultural shit is so charming, hot Spanish guy I love your accent.
Love your ding-dong.'' I'm tellin' you, right now there is a dick in your girlfriend's mouth." Stifler trailed on, then Chris punched him in the arm.

"Knock it off." Chris Retorted

"What'd I say." Stifler Said

The house door opened and out came two beautiful older women a brunette and short blonde haired one, the boys all stopped and stared as they walked off holding hands.

"Oh, my God!" He gasped, "Guys, check it out. Lesbians, Lesbians live here." Stifler piped up

"You know, Mr Homophobic Wizard that it is possible for women to hold hands and not be gay. Friends can hold hands." Paul Said

"Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends. Go jerk off." Stifler Remarked

"Unnecessary. Tantra teaches you to hold an orgasm over time..in anticipation of an ultimate moment..to release it upon the world, I'm filling up to the brim." Paul Said

"That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up." Stifler Said, grimacing.