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Once Valerie was done comforting Debbie, Kevin and Paul then came in to talk with the girls about the situation going on with Jim's grandmother not approving Michelle.

Then it was getting around the time for the dinner, Valerie took her shower first knowing Debbie would take a bit longer. She did her makeup then put on a nicely dark blue dress, with her hair curled lastly putting on her black heels.

Debbie then showered even though her mind was elsewhere. She quickly did her makeup which was a natural look, then put on her new cami green dress she bought and matching green shoes.

Everyone soon met up and was escorted to their private room where the dinner is being held. Jim and Michelle sat at a table with their parents.

While Paul, Kevin and Stifler sat a table with the grooms men and Valerie, Debbie and Cadence at
the bride maid's table.

"Jim I meant to ask did Grandma enjoy meeting Michelle earlier?" Noah Asked

"Uh, yeah she really likes Michelle Said she's beautiful and nice." Jim Said

"Yeah." Michelle Nodded, with a smile.

"That's great hun." Claire Said

"Really. I'm glad but Grandma's okay?" Noah Asked

"She's okay. Yeah, Dad. She's okay. She's just a little tired." Jim Said

"Okay." Noah Said

"Is everything okay with your mother?" Harold Asked

"My mother hasn't been well. She's been feeling a little down lately." Noah Said

"Jim when your dad sees the look on Grandma's face, it's gonna break his heart. Because of me." Michelle Said

"It's not because of you. Michelle, it's not because of you at all. It's because Grandma thinks it's 1801.
Look, don't worry. I'll come up with something.
I promised you the wedding of your dreams and
I'm not gonna let anything ruin it." Jim Said, then kissed her cheek.

"I would like to propose a toast." He stood to his
feet, "These last few weeks have really been something for my lovely wife and me. We have
met some people we didn't know existed. We've experienced some things we didn't think were possible. We've always tried to make the best of every situation." Harold Said

"This is a good situation." Mary Said

"That's what I'm saying. This is a wonderful situation. The coming together of two families
from different backgrounds. So to our new son-in-law, may we say Éireann go Bráugh. And to our lovely daughter Michelle, L'Chaim. Did I get that right?" Harold Said

"Very good." Noah Said

"And let's hope we can sit many happy shivas together. Here's to a wonderful wedding." Harold Said

"Cheers." Mary Said

Everyone clinked their glasses together and went back to eating their food. Over at the bridesmaids table, Valerie see's Debbie tapping her fingers on the table she reaches over and places her hand over hers.

"Debs." Valerie Said

"Huh?" Debbie Said

"You okay, you've been fidgeting for a while." Valerie Said

"Oh I'm fine just..tapping that's all, I'm okay I promise." Debbie Said

Valerie nods as Debbie smiles at her, Cadence gets up from the table and walks over towards the guys table. Debbie notices that she taps Steve's shoulder and he gets up following behind her, this makes her agitated very quickly.

"You know what I could use another drink." Debbie Said

"No I think you've had enough Debs you've been drinking all day." Valerie Said

"Yeah, but I think I could use one more I'll be back." Debbie Said, as she got up from her seat.

"No. Debbie, Debbie get back here." Valerie Said

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Meanwhile outside from the dining hall, Cadence and Stifler stepped out to talk.

"Hey." Stifler Said

"Hey. I just wanted to say I'm sorry if I freaked you out with the whole kiss thing." Cadence apologized

"You didn't freak me out." Stifler Assured

"I just wanted to let you know that you make me feel special." Cadence Said

"I think you're the most special girl I've ever known."
Maybe you'd want to make things extra special tonight." Stifler Said

"Which room is yours?" Cadence Asked

"I'm crashing at Kevin's. Damn." Stifler Said

"But I saw a big, fluffy linen closet at the end of the main hallway." Cadence Said

"Yes. Big, fluffy linen closet is good." Stifler Smiled

"Okay." Cadence Replied

"Midnight?" Stifler Suggested

"Yeah." Cadence Nodded

"All right. Okay." Stifler Said

Cadence smiled at him then walked back towards the dining room haul. Stifler got excited then scurried off towards the kitchen area. He turns on the lights in the room.

"I'm going to have-a sex-a with-a Cadence I'm going to have-a sex-a with-a Cadence Whoo!" Stifler Said

He opened the floral cooler and picked up a bottle of champagne. Debbie who was walking down the hall downing her glass of champagne, she noticed the kitchen light was on and entered the room. As Stifler was exiting the cooler he bumped into Debbie both startling each other.

"Jesus!" Stifler Said

"Fuck! What are you doing in here?" Debbie Asked

"I was just getting some champagne, the fuck are doing in here?" Stifler Retorted

"I saw the light was on and curious to who was back here..and here you are. You're not a very stealthy thief." Debbie Said

"Guess what, Debs it's a wedding. Everything's free." Stifler Said

"To you it is." Debbie Replied, then let out a hiccup.

Stifler furrowed his brows, "Wait are you drunk?"

"Yep, why not right..may I ask's what's with the champagne?" Debbie Said

"Oh it's for me and Cadence, we've got plans later." Stifler Said

"Really?" Debbie Said

"Yeah, I guess after the kiss earlier she wants more." Stifler Said

"Wait you kissed her?" Debbie Questioned

"Yeah well she kissed me but it caught me by surprise." Stifler Said

"Does she know what happened between us earlier the kiss situation?" Debbie Asked

"Oh no I didn't tell her and don't worry I didn't tell anyone about..our kiss Debs." Stifler Said

"Okay.." Debbie Said

"It's all water under the bridge okay, I'm sure it didn't mean anything to you. So I'll see you tomorrow at the wedding night Debs." Stifler Said

He pats her on the shoulder then walked towards the door, as Debbie shook her head chuckling.

"Wow..and to think I was worried earlier." Debbie Said

"What was that?" Stifler Said, turning around to her.

"Nothing just nothing...but before you go, Steve I just wanted to know I'm letting you go." Debbie Said

"Excuse me, letting me go what does that mean?" Stifler Said, chucking.

"Call it what you want, you can say I'm letting you off the hook." Debbie Said

Steve furrowed his brows, "Debbie I'm really confused here."

"Then let me make clear so you can understand
Steve. I know you probably think that the kiss we had earlier meant nothing. But your wrong it was something to me at least." Debbie Said

"It was..." Stifler Said

"Mhm it was..what I kinda needed it was a sense of familiarity that I once had and will have never have again. Steve I know that I'm never going to get what I truly needed from you, and that's okay because I can't force it out of you. And the more and more hang on to I'm never going to be happy, so I'm going to be the bigger person and forgive you." Debbie Said

"Debbie wait-" Stifler Said

"No let me finish because I really need you to hear this." Her eyes tear up a bit, "I'm exhausted Steve, it's exhausting to hate you...and I don't wanna do it anymore. So yeah I know I let you go two years ago, but I'm really gonna do it this time." Debbie Said, as a tear slipped down her cheek.

Stifler looked at the blonde seeing her face, knowing she was serious and genuine even though she's under the influence. A feeling of guilt hit him like a ton of bricks, Debbie sent him a small smile and wiped her tears away as they stared at each other.

"I don't know what to say." Stifler Said

"Don't say anything I'm okay really, go hang with Cadence and have the best night with her." Debbie Said

Debbie nodded faking a smile then walked past him leaving the room, Stifler watched as she left then closed his eyes letting out a sigh. A few moments later he walked out the kitchen only to run into Paul waiting out for him.

"The fuck do you want Stalker?" Stifler Asked

"Stifler, Jim's grandma doesn't approve of the wedding. We're trying to run interference, and, reluctantly, I am asking for your help." Paul Said

"Sorry, Finchmeister, I got plans with Cadence." Stifler Said

"Stifler, maybe you could forget about your dick for one second and actually be useful." Paul Said

"Fuck you, Finch. You didn't eat shit, okay? You didn't prance around like a ballerina for the whole week. Wedding this, suck my ass that. I'm special, you're special. We're all just a bunch of special fuck, aren't we?" Stifler Said

"Stifler-" Paul Said, as Cadence who's nearby overhears their conversation.

"You know what? I was gonna get laid tonight, but then Debbie got in my head making me all confused. Me and Cadence was going to fuck all night, And it' was gonna be oh-so-good. It was gonna be like, "You like this shit, momma?" She's gonna be like, "fucking right, doggy. Give it to me! "Suck on my nipples like you're milking a cow." Like..." Stifler Said, as he began sucking his teeth mimicking milking a cow.

Paul nods for him to turn around, Stifler turns around and finally sees Cadence who's behind him then he stops.

"You been here long?" Cadence nods then mocked him, "Oh shit. Yeah..." Stifler Said

"Cadence, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce you to the real Steve Stifler." Paul Said

"Hi." Stifler Said

"Hi." Cadence Replied, then shook her head disappointingly and walked off.

"Cadence I'm sorry...damn it." Stifler Said

"You are quite the gentleman, Stifler." Paul Said

"You could've told me she was behind me." Stifler Retorted, then walked off.

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Later Jim, Paul, Kevin, Debbie and Valerie are sitting by a fire place sharing some drinks.

"Between Grandma, Stifler, and Cadence...The cake.
I mean, are you kidding me? You know, I thought I had grown out of this sort of behavior." Jim Said

"Jim you have grown out of that behavior in a way." Kevin Said

"But I keep messing up. These things keep happening to me. If I can't bring it together for one day, how am I gonna hold it together for the rest of our lives? I'm really afraid this is how it's always gonna be." Jim Said

"Yeah, but you always manage to get yourself into serious shit, and somehow you always come out of it better than you went in." Kevin Said

"Kev's right I don't know how, but you do. Jim everything is gonna be fine." Valerie Assured

The wedding planner approached the young adults with an exasperated look.

"Yeah...You need to come into the kitchen right now. There's... Yeah." She Said

"Jesus, now what?" Jim Said

They all followed the planner into the kitchen, and that's when they saw that all of the flowers in the cooler were now dead.

"There is no way to remake all these in time, is there?" Jim Asked

"Something must have disrupted the power. The compressors need time to reset after a power loss or they overheat. Essentially, it turns the refrigerator into an oven." She Explained

"Stifler was in here earlier..he probably flipped the switches." Debbie Said, sighing.

"Are you kidding me." Michelle Said, running her fingers through her hair.

"Michelle, I am so sorry." Jim Said

The door opened and in came Stifler, he looked around seeing how everyone was silent.

"Hey." He looked into the cooler, "Ooh those flowers look hideous." Stifler Said

"That's 'cause you killed them, Stifler." Jim Said

"You've ruined everything." Michelle Said

"What are you talking about?" Stifler Said

"You obviously don't care about this wedding, or anyone in it." Cadence Added

"Cadence...Jim?" He shook his head him, then looked over at everyone else, "Shitbreak, Kev, Debbie..come on." Stifler Said

The blonde looked the other way not acknowledging him, then Jim turned to look at him.

"Maybe you should just leave, Stifler." Jim Said

"Fine...Adiós." Stifler Retorted, he exited the kitchen.

Debbie and Valerie walked over to Michelle and both hugged her, comforting the redhead as she was about to cry. Soon everyone left the kitchen and all went up to their rooms, as Jim and Michelle walked out on the beach to get some air.

Upstairs in the girls hotel room, Valerie was asleep in her bed. While in the bathroom Debbie was sitting in the bath tub, deep in her thoughts thinking about her and Steve. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath then went under the water to relax.

Out on the road Stifler who's annoyed after what just happened. Has his music blasting as he's down the street in his car.

"Fuck! It's not my fault! I'm not an electrical Einstein. I'm not...fuck them." Stifler Said

As he's entering the town he noticed Zyskowski Flowers store. He thinks back to what everyone said about him ruining everything, including Debbie which hit him the most then changes his mind.

"Damn it." Stifler Said

He then pulled over and got out the car running to the store, only to see it's closed.

"Fuck!" He knocks on the door, "Hey, flower fuck, you there?" Then reads the door and gets an idea,
"Zyskowski." Stifler Said

Stifler gets back inside his car and drives down town, he makes a turn into a neighborhood until he sees the house and gets out an runs to the door knocking on it.

"Hello? Are you awake? Shit. Come on. Come on. Anybody awake?" Stifler Said

He sees a light come on in the upstairs bedroom, an older woman sticks her head out the window and looks down at him.

"Ooh Are you Ms. Zyskowski?" Stifler Asked

"Who are you?" Ms. Zyskowski Asked

"I'm the guy who just killed all the flowers for the Levenstein-Band Geek wedding." Stifler Said

"What?!" Ms. Zyskowski Said

"Yeah, I'm that guy. Now, what I need you to do is drag your ass down to your little store, gather up some flowers, slice them, dice them, jam them all together, and cart that crap down to the wedding." Stifler Said

"Are you completely insane?" Ms. Zyskowski Said

"You have no idea." Stifler Said

"Even if I overlooked the fact that this is the rudest thing I have ever encountered, there is no time to redo all that work. I had four assistants working two full days on that wedding. I'm sorry. It's impossible."
Ms. Zyskowski Said, then closed her window.

"We don't quit at halftime, ma'am! You don't score until you score!" Stifler Said

With that Ms. Zyskowski lights turn back on, and she opens her window and looks at him.

"Fine I'll help you." Ms. Zyskowski Said

"That's the spirit, sweetheart." Stifler Said

Soon morning came and it was wedding day, Stifler with the help of Ms. Zyskowshi's flowers he got some assistance from The East Great Falls football team.
Valerie and Debbie were in a deep sleep until they heard the sound of people talking.

"Who the hell is that?" Valerie Said

"It's coming from outside." Debbie Said

Both girls got out of bed and made their way over to the window. As they looked out there was a school bus, and the entire football team carrying flowers into the banquet hall.

"Is that the school football team?" Debbie Said

"Yep." Valerie Said, "The real question is why are they here?"

"Don't know." Debbie Replied

The two girls then put on their robes and made their way downstairs. As they walked into the hall where the wedding is taking place, Debbie was amazed at how beautiful the place looked thanks to the football players.

"Come on. Fuck the pain you guys keep working this hard, we'll be able to beat the Wildcats. You guys remember how tough they were last year. Come on. Let's see some determination. Determination!" Stifler Said

Jim and Michelle then entered the hall, and saw what was happening to their surprise.

"Hold the vase. That's it! Come on. Come on, keep working! Good, Connor. Very good. Good, DeBoer. It really sucks. Go fix it." Stifler Said

"Uh coach can I take a break?" A Student asked

"Hey, party guy, having a good time? Can I get you a gin and tonic? Hold on a second. Hello? Okay. It's for you. It's get to work, fuck." Stifler Said

"Yes, sir." He Said

As the guys continued to decorate the place, Stifler looked around nodding in approval at what they are doing.

"Coach? This is kind of gay." A student spoke up

"Yeah, it is. Good work." Stifler Said, looking over at Bear.

"Hey, no problem. So, you got a date for this thing?" Bear Asked

"Don't push it." Stifler Said

"Sorry." Bear Said, chuckling.

"Holy shit." Jim Said

"Hey, guys." Valerie Said, approaching them.

"Do you see this too right?" Jim Said

"Oh yeah, can't believe what I'm seeing." Valerie Said

"How the hell did this happen?" Jim Questioned

"It's a miracle." Michelle Said, as Stifler approached them.

"Stifler-"Jim Said

"Save it, dickhead. I'm working." Stifler Said, carrying a bouquet of flowers walking away.

Michelle, Jim and Valerie all shared a look then smiled at how nice Stifler is being. Cadence who's awake walked through the hall.

"Hey." Stifler Said, approaching her.

"You're an asshole." Cadence Said

"I know." Stifler nodded his head

"You really are an asshole.." Cadence Said, crossing her arms.

"Thanks. I don't do apologies so good." Stifler Said

"Well, you get an "A" for effort. This is amazing." Cadence Said

"Cool. I was always kind of a "C" student.." Stifler Said

"So did you do all this just to have sex with me or because you really care about the wedding?" Cadence Asked

"Both. Look I get it I'm a dick I know, but then something happened with me and Debbie-" Stifler Said

"You guys kissed." Cadence Said

"How'd you know-she told you didn't she." Stifler Said

"Oh yeah she was really emotional last night, she told me and felt really bad hoping it wouldn't us becoming friends." Cadence Said

"And?" Stifler Said

"I'm not mad at her because you and I weren't dating, plus I can tell that there's still something there between the two of you." Cadence Said

She and Steve looked over at Debbie who was talking to one of the football players helping them.

"It's complicated with her you know." Stifler Said

"Then make it un-complicated, thank you for the flower and being honest with me." She kisses his cheek, "I'll see you around Steve." Cadence Said

"Later Cadence." Steve Said

Steve nodded to her then looked over at Debbie, the blonde glanced back over at him. She slightly nodded to him then walked out the hall, Stifler watched as she went then went back to work.