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𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒

Friday: May 26th, 2000

Once they all finished catching up with one another, Debbie and Valerie left dog years and told the boys they'll see them later on over at the party.

Later on at the party which is packed with many former students at East Great Falls, also some high school students. In the kitchen area Stifler is seen making some drinks, while flirting with a girl who's sitting on the counter.

"How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction?" He Said, pouring the alcohol into her red solo cup.

"This thing is like half alcohol. You're just trying to get me drunk." She smirked

"Mary, would I do that?" Stifler Questioned

"My name's Christy." She corrected

"Christy, right. Beautiful name." He laughed walking away, "Like it matters. Hey, how you doing?" He steals someone's cowboy hat, "Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners!" Stifler Said

As he went around greeting some of his guest, while teasing and flirting with other girls. There was a knock at the door, he answered it greeting two guy friends of his.

"Fellas! How's it going? The keg's back there as always. Enjoy." Stifler Said

He looked over and approached two girls having a conversation, then interrupted their conversation.

"Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11 inch penis...around! think about it." He walked away, and noticed Sherman standing by himself, "Sherman!" Stifler Said, holding his hand up.

"Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha." Sherman said lamely

"Come on, man. I'm really happy to see you." Stifler Said, holding his hand up for a high five.

"All right." Sherman nodded

He went for the high five and like always Stifler swoops his hand away, he laughed at the red haired boy.

"You stupid fuck!" Stifler laughed, as he walked off two young high schoolers approached him.

"Are you Steve Stifler?" Ryan Asked

"Yes, I am." Stifler Replied

"Thank you for throwing this awesome party, man." Ryan Said

"No problem." Stifler Said

"The cops bust all our parties now." Doug Said

"Well, I put the word out so high school chicks would come. Just 'cause you fuckers don't have dicks doesn't make it okay for you to be here ya know." Stifler Said

"Hey, could I ask you a question?" Doug Said

"Sure, son." Stifler Said

"Is it true that Paul Finch nailed your mom?" Doug Asked, intrigued.

Stifler's expression quickly changed as he glared at the two of them angrily.

"Sons of bitches." Stifler hissed

The door opened as Doug and Ryan were kicked out by Stifler, who threw a drink at them.

"My mom's a saint the joke's on Finch!" He yelled, then noticed two guys on the doorstep, "Hey, Carlos, Jason. What's goin' on? Keg's back on the deck." Stifler Said

"Cool man."

"How was Iowa State? Did you see those fuckers I had to boot out of here?" Stifler Asked, following behind his friends.

Over in the living room area by the fireplace Kevin, Paul and Jim, shook their heads.

"Back at Stifler's. It's just like old times." Kevin Said

"One difference. We're college men now." He pointed out, "Some of these girls are from the grade below us, I might actually have a chance." Jim Said

Two high school girls noticed Jim, then approached him.

"Hey, I remember you." The blonde said

"Oh, do you now?" Jim raised a brow, smirking.

"You're that guy who blew his load on the Internet." She Said

"Splat. ''Oh, wait, Nadia, don't go.'' Splat." The brunette chimed in, as they both laughed.

"Pathetic."

"Loser."

"It's exactly like old times." Paul Said, taking a sip form his cup.

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A few moments later the door opened and in came Valerie and Debbie, she was wearing a short red dress with red heels while Valerie wore a short dark red bodycon dress with black heels.

The duo said hello to a few familiar faces from high school. Debbie looked around and noticed some underclass students.

"I see that Stifler invited high school students as well." Debbie Said

"Yep we're definitely at a Steve Stifler party." Valerie chuckled

"Debs, Val!" Vicky Said

Debbie and Valerie turned around as they were embraced by Vicky and Jessica, the four all complimented each other.

"I'm so glad you guys are back in town, I'm going to need all the company while this one is away with Aidan." Debbie Said

"Would you relax I'll only be gone a week." Valerie Said

"Oh where are you going?" Vicky Asked

"Lake Tahoe with Aidan's family, I'm excited." Valerie Said

"Oh I've always wanted to go there, we have to go one day." Jessica Said

"Definitely." Vicky Said

"But don't worry Debs we'll keep you company till Val gets back." Jessica Said

"Thanks." She looked across the room, and noticed Kevin and Jim looking over, "Looks like Kevin finally noticed your here Vic." Debbie Said, as Vicky smiled and waved at him.

"Hey, Kevin." Vicky Said, "I'll be back I'm gonna go say hi."

"I'll come with." Jessica Said

"You guys go on I'm gonna go get a drink." Debbie Said

"Ooh can you bring me back one when you get the chance please thanks." Valerie Said

Debbie nodded then left the living room walking into the kitchen, she picked up two red solo cups then picked up a bottle of tequila pouring it in, then mixed it up with a juice.

"Hopefully this won't be too strong." She took a sip from her cup then nodded, "Okay it's not." Debbie Said

Stifler was walking around chatting with some friends, then looked over in the kitchen and noticed the familiar blonde.

"Holy Shit, Debbie!" Stifler Said

Debbie put her drink down and turned around as the blonde haired boy approached her.

"Stifler, Hi." Debbie Said

"Hey, I haven't seen you since my party last summer." Stifler Said

"Oh you mean when you threw up on me after you chugged down some beer after losing a drinking competition to your friend Danny." Debbie Said, as Stifler laughed.

"Right I did do that my bad, to be fair it was funny." Stifler Said

"No it wasn't you jerk, you ruined my favorite dress plus it was Calvin Klein." Debbie Said

"What I said I was sorry." Stifler Said

"Whatever I guess." Debbie Sighed, "May I ask what's with the high school girls?"

"Duh high school chicks dig college guys, plus what girl wouldn't want to hook up with the host." Stifler Said

"A girl who's really out there." Debbie simply said, shrugging her shoulders.

"Oh Debbie there's that sassiness I missed dearly, keep doing that I'm sure some guys will find that attractive." Stifler Said, patting her on the shoulder.

Debbie glared at him then rolled her eyes at him as he winked at her before walking off, a few moments later Debbie and Valerie were talking to Jim and Chris who's back after dropping Heather off at the airport.

"She's going to be gone the whole summer?" Debbie Asked

"And your okay with that Chris?" Valerie Questioned

"Yeah I mean Heather's always dreamed of studying abroad, so why not right. Plus I'm sure we'll be fine." Chris Said

The sound of footsteps are heard as they all looked up, seeing Paul running as Stifler chased him.

"Come back here, you little fucker! Come back here, you son of a bitch!" Stifler Yelled

"Easy! That's enough." Chris Said, holding Stifler back.

"What's going on?" Debbie Asked

"This fucker was in my mom's room." Stifler Said

"Paul come on." Valerie sighed

"You know that's a touchy subject with him." Debbie Said

"What I couldn't help it." Paul Said

Stifler went to go hit him as Chris pulled him back, as Debbie and Valerie stood near Paul.

"Take it easy Steve." Debbie Said, pointing her finger at him.

"Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches." Jim Said

"'Cause he fuckin' bit me!" Stifler Said

"You touch me, I bite." Paul Threatened

"Look would you two relax and shake hands." Chris Said

"Shake this." Stifler retorted, grabbing his crotch then walked past Paul.

"I need a drink." Paul Said

"Here you can have mine, it's bourbon your favorite." Valerie Said, handing him her cup.

"Thank you Valerie." Paul Said, taking her cup before walking off.

Debbie and Valerie shook their heads at the situation then the two girls walked off, A little while later out on the balcony area there she sat on a bench swing swaying on it, deep in her thoughts until she hears the patio door open and outcomes Christy.

"Oops," Christy Said, as she nearly falls down but catches herself.

"You okay there?" Debbie Asked

"Oh yeah just tripped over the stairs that's all, wait a minute your Debbie Richardson right?" Christy Said

"Yeah, do I know you?" Debbie Questioned

"Oh know," She chuckled, "You probably don't remember me but we had art last year. My names Christy Hannigan." She told, the shook Debbie's hand.

"Oh, Hey. So are you a senior at East Great Falls?" Debbie Said

"No but I will be next year, can't wait I hope to become cheer captain next year." Christy Said

"Well don't give up being cheer captain is a privilege." Debbie Said

"Are you still cheering at college?" Christy Asked, intrigued.

"Oh god no I've officially retired from cheering once we won at nationals last year, what I can say is that I do miss wearing that cheer uniform some times." Debbie Said

"I bet." She looks around the area, "I guess he isn't out here." Christy Said

"Looking for someone?" Debbie Asked

"Yeah I'm looking for-"

Before she could finish her sentence the door opened, as Stifler walked out on the patio with a bottle of champagne in his hand.

"Whoo! We're locked and loaded baby." Stifler Said

"There you are, where's have you been?" Christy Asked

"Sorry I got caught up almost kicked a kid ass," Stifler looked over at Debbie, "Oh Debbie I see you've met Callie—"

"Christy." She corrected

"Right, right I knew that." Stifler laughed

"I'm sure you did." Debbie Said

"Look Debs you mind getting lost, I want get some one on one time with Christy here." Stifler Said, then winked to Christy.

"I was just leaving anyways, Christy it was nice to meet you." Debbie Said

"Yeah you too." Christy smiled

"Good Luck with him." Debbie Said, before walking off.

"She won't need it." Stifler retorted

"She will when dealing with you." Debbie Said

She winked at the boy who rolled his eyes at her, Debbie entered back inside the house. Over by the kitchen table where Jim, Chris, Kevin, Valerie and Paul were all playing a card game.

"Mind if I join?" Debbie Asked

"Sure pull up a seat." Valerie Said

"Okay, so what are we playing?" Debbie Asked, sitting down next to Valerie and Paul.

"Asshole." Kevin Said, handing her some cards.

"You okay now Finch." Debbie Said

"Yeah, I'm fine as long as that imbecile didn't put his hands on me all is good." Paul Said, as Debbie and Valerie snorted.

"Okay, now...do these high school kids think we're cool..because they're at a college party...or are we those weird older guys..that try to hang out with high school kids when we come home?" Jim Said

"No way. We're definitely not those guys." Chris Said

The six of them all tossed down some cards, as Kevin looked to Jim.

"Drink again." Kevin Said

"Why?" Jim Asked

"Drink twice for questioning the president." Kevin Said

"Bastard." Jim remarked

"And uh Jim your asshole again, read them and weep." Valerie Said

"Damn it." Jim Said, picking up some cards from
the deck.

"You know I think we're the same people we've always been." Debbie Said

"Yeah, I mean Jim when we were in high school-" Kevin Said

"Nah Uh Uh," He interrupted and laughed, "You-You can't talk to the asshole while he's shuffling with the cards, now your asshole." Jim Said, handing the cards to him.

"What?" Kevin Said

"He's right your the asshole now." Valerie Said

"Since when do we play it that way?" Kevin Questioned

"I thought we've always played it that way." Jim Said

"Yeah he's right, they've got that rule over at Kai Phi." Chris Said

"What the hell is Kai Phi?" Paul Asked, furrowing his brows.

"Oh Finchy it's a frat over at State, they throw the most amazing Keggers bro." Chris Said

"And you of course you go to these keggers huh?" Paul Said

"Well you of course are at a Kegger Finch." Debbie pointed out

"No, this is a high school party Debbie." Paul corrected

"No, we're at a college party." Jim Said

"This is the exact same thing we did in high school Jim, what's the difference?" Paul Said

The four of them all sat in silence for a moment, then Sherman walked over to the group.

"So you guy's playing cards huh?" Sherman Asked

The six of them all looked at the ginger in silence, as he nodded his head.

"Alright, okay." Sherman Said, before walking off.

"Okay asshole please deal the cards." Paul Said

"I'm not asshole!" Jim Said

"Okay, okay guys look we'll just settle this. Let's adopt Jim's rule please." Valerie Said

"Thank you Val." Jim Said

"Alright no talking to the asshole while their shoveling. I am asshole, that sound fair Jim?" Kevin Said

"Sounds fair to me Kev." Jim nodded, as Kevin laughed.

"Greta then you deal asshole." Kevin Said, slamming the cards in front of him.

"Ooh." Chris laughed, then high fived Kevin.

"Sorry Jim you fell right into that one." Debbie Said

"Mhm, deal now." Valerie Said, snapping her fingers.

"Alright, you're so bossy." Jim Said

"I know." Valerie smirked at the boy

"Cops! It's the cops!" A guy shouted

Two uniformed police officers entered the kitchen with that everyone immediately ran out the room, they looked over at the table.

"Break it up. Party's over." Officer Jones Said, taking a bottle from a student.

"Ah look who it is Levenstein, Ostreicher, Myers, Finch, Smith and Richardson welcome back." Officer Michaels Said

"Where's Steve Stifler?" Officer Jones Asked

Stifler enters from the patio, this time he's wet and looking distraught.

"What happened to you?" Chris Asked

"I got peed on." Stifler Said

"Ew." Debbie Said, grimacing.