AUTHOR'S NOTE:

CAUTION: THIS IS NOT WRITTEN BY A TALENETED AUTHOR LIKE Krazy_Kiran

UNEDITED TOO:

This chapter is written after I read the story 5 times and I have taken notes for 2 pages.

If there are any mistakes, please forgive me. Some facts might be surprising. I got some unknown facts from Krazy_Kiran and others were my mistakes.

Enjoy the chapter. Thanks for letting me write this chapter Krazy_Kiran .

Don't forget that this chapter is not written by Krazy_Kiran  so don't expect her brilliance.

Don't say Rahul won't say this, Preet will never do this. Just sit back and enjoy.

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"Mr. RAHUL KHURANA!"

My eyes opened immediately after I heard this scream. My roof was visible. It was my wife who screamed my name. Even after all these days, I still can't understand her sometimes.

I opened my eyes to see that she was standing in the bed side with those angry goddess look which she carries when she is angry. She shouted, "It's time. Get up!"

What a romantic way to make your husband get up.

My eyes went to the bed side table and found my phone. It is late and the next moment I turned to see Preet disappear. I went to take shower and my suit was in the bed. Preet might have kept it here which is usual.

I always get whatever Shah Rukh Khan wears in new movies. I don't know how she gets his exact costume. May be she gets it from the company she works?

She works in a company related to fashions and models which is run by my friend Sharavan. She might have got the link to those fashion designers and got my dress.

Lucky that she liked the hero and got his dress for me and she doesn't like heroine and gets their so called dresses.

Most of the times I had wondered if they are dressed or not? I went near my suit but I didn't see a suit. It was a casual jean and shirt which Shah Rukh Khan used on a latest movie.

I can't wear this to office. I am Rahul Khurana. I shouted from inside the room to Preet, "There is a mistake Preet. I can't wear this to office. Can I change something else? I am okay if you choose another dress too."

What can I do? Even Mr.Rahul Khurana has to be like this to his wife. Especially to a wife like Preet or else she will start complaining that I am not like those love struck Heroes of soap opera and Bollywood.

Preet and her Bollywood.

She shouted back, "I choose it and you have wear it Mr.Rahul Khurana. Don't advise me how to choose outfits. I watch Bollywood which shows the latest trends. Even if you can't wear it to office just wear it and come. You can change it after eating breakfast."

Why do I have to change my outfit twice? She is still angry about the fight we had yesterday?

That's why she is calling Mr. Rahul Khurana? Preet and her fights.

She always forgives big mistakes and fights for small mistakes like insulting Shah Rukh Khan.

I changed into my Shah Rukh Khan outfit and went to see her. She was in kitchen. She was cooking. I can't believe she cooks well.

(Yes, Preet cooks well. Author Krazy_Kiran  shared that with me. She hide it)

I did the mistake of saying my disbelief to her. She said angrily that after eating three plates of food, I shouldn't have said it.

I was slowly eating and she was still silent. She still remembers the fight we had yesterday. There was something abnormal now. She was not ready for office too.

What's happening here? Is she planning anything?

I finished my breakfast. I asked her, "Can I change into my suit? I need to go to office?"

She glanced at her watch and I think I saw a disappointed look in it. I think over dramatic Preet is back now. What's she planning now?

Suddenly we got a notification from our security system that we got visitors. Preet's face brighten at that. Preet said with a smile, "Go and see who it is."

Is it any special day? What's she planning?

I stopped on my way in the living room. Is it any special day for her? Is it her birthday or something like?

If it is anything like that, she will divorce me when she finds that I didn't plan anything in Bollywood style.

Please God! Don't let me forget anything like that.

I decided to be brave and opened the door.

"SHAH RUKH KHAN!"

It was preet's bebe who used to call me Shah Rukh Khan. I could see her whole family. Lovely with his wife whom he got after much drama was present.

Lovely's brother Navdeep who was 6ft tall. He was as usual still skinny. Bibi, preet's mom, Dad and her family are present. This why Preet decided to make me wear these jeans and shirt so today is a day off for me.

What a way to say to me that I should spend today on home.

I couldn't even guess many people. I saw a large crowd here. The security guy was seeing me with pity. Many people passed me. Many aunties pinched my cheeks. Many uncles eyed me like a terrorist as they are making sure I am taking good care of their daughter.

Children even tackled me and went inside. How big can I Punjabi family be?

Suddenly I found creepy feeling below my legs. I saw a goat walking between my legs. It went inside the living room while making noises. I saw Preet and she saw me. I could clearly what she was thinking. Even she didn't expect this.

This is impossible, how did they bring it inside the country? Really impossible. I am correct, am i?

I felt someone hit my arm and I turned to see a pair of hazel eyes. Sanam was standing with neatly combed brown-black hair. He was from military. I should have enquired about his health but first question which came to my mind was, "How and why did you bring it?"

He chuckled and replied, "Are you talking about Harini?"

I nodded and Navdeep replied, "Pinky Chachi thinks if we bring a goat to a newly married couple's house then they will get all the good things of a family fast."

It was typical pinky chachi. I said to them commonly, "I already got everything."

They were all stunned. They were surprised. Lovely was the first to break the silence and hug me. What's happening here? Now they all had a smile on their face. Lovely said, "When did you planned to say? Liar!"

What's happened to these guys? I said, "You already knew that I am rich." Lovely pulled out of the hug. He watched me shocked like everyone. Suddenly everyone laughed except lovely who was hitting me while saying, "I hugged you because of your stupidity."

I never asked this idiot to hug me. I am embarrassed too. Sanam said, "Man, that goat is for you to get a baby child quickly. Pinky Chachi thinks when a goat comes inside house of newly wedded couple's house then the girl gets pregnant fast."

Typical Indian way. Always marriage is about giving birth to a child.

Even if Preet gets pregnant, credit goes to goat.

Lovely said, "I am surprised Rahul."

I raised by eyebrow at him questioning him, Navdeep replied, "He doesn't understand the danger."

What's happening here? Sanam said, "You have left the house for 15 minutes under our folks. Do you have any idea what they are capable of?"

I think I got little ideas now and it frightened me. I ran to my house ignoring their laugh. I opened my door to see it.

Never in a million years had I imagined that I would see this. Close to 50 people are in my house. They seemed to be less when they passed one by one but now I see the real numbers.

After they go, please let my house to stand. I believe they won't demolish my house.

Five people were sitting on the dining table. I mean the table not the chairs adjacent to the table. They were sitting on the table.

Three guys were knocking the lifts in my house like they are some service person checking the quality of lift.

I went near them and stopped them before they break the door. I know that it's steal but anything can happen with these people.

They stopped and one of them said to me, "We have been knocking this room door for 10 minutes now but that guy who locked it from inside is not opening it."

Another guy said, "May be someone is attempting suicide? Like they show in movies. Move aside! We have to break the door and save him!"

I don't what to do here. What's happening here?

Bibi came and stopped them. She said, "Don't feel shame on yourself for what you have been doing?"

At least someone says this. She continued, "This is a restroom. He might be busy inside. Let him finish his works."

What! That's my expensive lift! What are they talking about? I can't believe this!

I searched for my wife Preet. I found her staring at me with a smile. She saw everything.

I motioned her to come to my room. I opened my room and was waiting for her. She needs to explain why I wasn't informed about this visit.

She came and locked the door. She came near me and cupped my cheeks. Sparks were flying from the place where she touched me. Wife or not still she has great effect on me.

She said, "They wanted to perform some religious ritual and I wanted to surprise you. Am I allowed?"

Her lips were near mine and it was slowly reducing the distance while asking the question. I nodded.

She was going to kiss me and suddenly our restroom door opened. A man who was in his early sixties came out of my restroom.

Preet pushed me aside and now there was a gap between us. What a time uncle?

He saw us and said, "You have a clean restroom but you need more restroom."

What's he saying? We have 6 restrooms in this house. I couldn't stop myself from asking, "I have six and how much do you need in a house?"

Without hesitation he said, "May be 15-20?" this earned him a chuckle from Preet and I was shocked.

He opened the door and stood on the corridor. He shouted, "There is a restroom here."

Suddenly a group of men came and tried to get inside the restroom. Two went inside and my eyes widened on seeing it.

I saw Preet and she saw it like me too. Suddenly the door opened and one guy came flying out of the restroom. The door closed again and there was only one inside.

Thank God.

A girl in her mid-twenties came and said, "Preet, Bebe is calling you."

She replied, "I don't know to cook."

She is still acting. She actually cooks amazingly well but this only reduces her work load. She nodded at me.

I can't help myself from not feeling disappointed at that near kiss. Thank you uncle.

I went inside. Lovely, Navdeep and sanam were waiting for me. They smiled at me when they saw me. I sat beside them. Sanam was the first to talk to me, "How is your married life?"

A smile came to my face immediately forgetting everything that happened inside and I said, "Going smoothly with little fights like yesterday."

Lovely said, "Rahul is blushing."

Sanam said, "What happened yesterday?" protective soldier.

I replied with a smile, "She asked for a TV. I said I won't bring a T.V inside the house."

Lovely was shocked, maybe he is acting too. He said, "How does Preet live in a house which doesn't have a T.V."

Navdeep said, "She has to love you so deeply if she lives with you. This is a big miracle."

Sanam said, "Why don't you buy a T.V?"

I chuckled and said, "If I buy a T.V, she will forget me. I am living together with her only when her phone is charging. When her phone is not charging, she forgets me and spends her time watching the T.V operas online."

Everyone laughed and I continued, "You don't have to charge T.V so she won't live with me at all. She will spend her time completely on guys like Amar."

Suddenly I realised that no one laughed to this joke. It isn't a bad joke, is it?

I heard someone clearing their throat and I turned back to see why no one laughed to my joke. Preet was standing with her hands on her hip.

I think I saw smoke coming out of her ears and nose. She definitely heard what I said.

I turned back again to see that there is no one behind me. Great escape guys.

Preet said with anger dripping from her words, "Amar! Did I jump in the water for him?"

"My dear Preeto, I was just joking."

"Is it? I came here to finish the near kiss for joke too so I am going to go back."

She turned back and I caught her wrist before she could escape. I pulled her towards me. I hugged her from behind. My jaw rested on her bare shoulder. I said, "Do you know what happened in my dream yesterday?"

"I know what you are going to say. You will say something romantic happened in the dream."

"Sorry, it was not a romantic scene. It was an action scene."

Preet was suddenly excited. This girl is clearly obsessed with anything related to movies. I just said a scene and this girl is excited to know. I continued, "I had a fight with all these stars in the sky."

She asked me to continue and I continued, "The stars asked me to give you to them and I said that I will not give up on you even if all the stars in the sky marched against me for a war."

She smiled. I have to think more than I think for my company deals to impress this Bollywood obsessed girl.

She kisses me on cheek suddenly and ran while I shouted, "This was not what we planned."

She answered back, "You disturbed it and now you have to start from the beginning."

I smiled at her. I know that I have Lovely, Navdeep and Sanam with me but still I need my best friend.

After all these people are my relatives and extended family.

Preet's kiss helped me get the motivation too.

I called my best friend and said, "I need you at my house. I got few people but still I need all the reinforcements which I can get. We have a group of people to be controlled. Reach my home as fast as you can. Action starts now."

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:

I wanted to write small. When I thought it seemed small but now it is large. May be the name Krazy_Kiran  itself makes us write longer.

Did you like it?

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If I said anything wrong, I am sorry. I tried my best in not committing any mistakes.

Thanks Krazy_Kiran for giving me an opportunity to write sis.

If you are someone who haven't read her book, Go and read her books fast.

It won't be boring like this, It would be interesting.

Take care be safe and stay blessed.

-Yagappar your Bro.