[ even though it's not your birthday any more, HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY!!]

For the sake of the story, satansoogotjiminsjam will be named: Megan Fox.

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Yah, how did I get myself into this mess? she thought to herself, as she entered the hospital clutching her wrist in pain.

She walked up to the counter and checked herself in and all that other shit you have to do. Not that it's shit, it's pretty important stuff which had made author think she should learn about that because her parents do everything for her. That cheeky little bugger author.

Anyway, she sat down on a comfy chair in the waiting area of the 'Emergency Area'. Basically, the story of what happened was Megan was running down the road off to the shops and tripped over someone dude. His name was Kyungsoo, he was pretty annoyed and irritated but as he saw she was hurt, he was immediately sympathetic and kind-hearted towards her. It was either that or the fact she was utterly gorgeous. His dream, ideal girl's appearance. They exchanged numbers as he drove her to the hospital. She said she could take it from there so he drove off back to work. That's the end of it. For now anyway.

Getting back to reality by the call of her name, "Megan... Fox?" the doctor called a bit surprised by her duplicated name of a celebrity.

"That's me," she replied smiling to the doctor and making her way to his room.

Megan sat down on what seemed to be a weird hospital bed, with a long white sheet of giant toilet paper rolled on it. It was weird, just sanitary I guess. Or you could say sanitary towel. Because like... the bloody patients and it's like yeah... Anyway, the doctor sat at his desk and put down some papers. He looked towards Megan and smiled, "I'm Dr. Kim Seokjin, although you may call me Jin for short."

"You know my name, although there is no harm in a proper introduction. My name is, Megan Fox, nice to meet you." She smiled.

"So, what seems to be the matter? I can see its your wrist," giggled the doctor kind of awkwardly.

"Um, yes, it is actually. It's has a throbbing, stabbing pain. Quite extreme actually. Infact, my body had naturally supported it. See? Look," she said trying to move her hand away but it wouldn't budge, "It's not moving. Weird right? Haha... ha..."

"Um. Yes. I guess," he smiled at her quickly to reassure she wasn't weird, "your body would naturally support a sprain or fracture or bone somewhere on your body."

"Interesting." Megan replied kindly.

"So, could you tell me how this happened?" He asked politely.

"I was running to the shops, I fell over someone and landed on my wrist." She said using exaggerated actions as much as she could although, he movement was dramatically limited.

"I see. Hmm," he put his hand on his chin to indicate that he was thinking, "May I?" he asked going to reach for her wrist.

"Of course," she said.

The doctor instantly started to press and prod at Megan's wrist, at first it was extremely painful and she would yelp now and then, but she soon got used to it. Every time she would indicate some sort of pain, he would look up and smile at her. Showing his pearl white teeth. Megan would always smile back to show respect in his kind actions.

"It's looks like you've sprained your wrist, we'll bandage you up and your wrist should heal in about a week," he smiled, sliding his chair across the floor to his desk.

"Awesome! Well, not awesome, but... Aish... I'm so awkward," Megan's face turned a very faint shade of red.

Jin giggled at her statement and then continued to speak, "although, you will need to come back for a check-up. In about three days," he smiled.

"Okay!" She jumped out of her seat and moved to a seat closer to her doctor.

The doctor started bandaging her up then he spoke once more, "By the way, are you that actress in [ satansoogotjiminsjam fav film ]?"

"Y-yes, I am. Why'd you ask?" She replied.

"I have a friend who's a huge fan, could I get your autograph for him?" he asked kindly.

"Yes, of course," she started writing down her signature and a little note on a peice of paper, "What's his name?"

"Jimin, Park Jimin," he smiled to her, "Also... if it's not too weird... maybe your number, for him?"

She quickly looked up and shot him a crazy look, not her weirdness but to show his weirdness. Then, Megan crossed her arms over her chest and smirked.

"I'm sorry?" she said.

"Y-your number... but it's fine if you don't want to." he replied.

"Are you setting me up?" she smirked.

He looked at her and quickly shook his head quite vigorously.

"Well, if it makes it seem less weird, then yes," he grinned back at her.

"Okay you win," she started to write down her number in brackets.

"Expect a call," he smirked placing the autograph in a draw as Megan left.

***

All of a sudden, Megan's phone started ringing. She jumped at the sudden sound. Right now she was walking home, the sudden jump burdened some people but it was quite fine. She's been walking for around 25 minutes, and if you plus the hospital visit then she'd been out for a good hour.

"Hello?" She asked curiously.

"Hi, it's Kyungsoo," Kyungsoo quietly introduced himself.

"Oh hey!" She replied enthusiastically then continued walking home.

"Did you visit the hospital?" He questioned.

"Mhm, I did," she smiled although he couldn't see.

"You have a pretty smile," Kyungsoo giggled.

"Huh? What?" She stopped in her tracks.

"I'm walking over to you," he explained.

Megan squinted her eyes looking for Kyungsoo the suddenly, she saw someone in a white shirt, black jeans and a leather jacket. Smiling his signature heart-shaped smile. Megan waved back and started to run towards him. Kyungsoo stayed in his position.

"You found me," he said ending the call once you arrived.

"Guess so," she giggled.

"Bandaged up?" he asked once he noticed her wrapped up wrist.

"Yep, it was sprained," she told him.

"I'm sorry," he pouted at her in sympathy.

"It was my fault, I should've looked where I was going," she playfully punched his arm.

"I agree," he paused to see if he got a reaction, "but still. My fault,"

"Whatever, anyway, I need to go home," she said and started to walk away waving goodbye.

Megan was stopped by her wrist being grabbed, she turned around to face Kyungsoo.

"It's only 4:55pm, let's go get coffee," he smiled.

"Fine," she accepted and they both made their way to the nearest coffee shop.

***

Both of them sat at a small, two-seated table in a corner to keep themselves discreet. It was still quite early and fans could be lurking around although, Megan didn't know this about Kyungsoo, not just yet anyway.

"I'm Taeyeon, what would you like?" asked our waitress, Taeyeon.

"Ummmm, [ satansoogotjiminsjam  fav drink ]," smiled Megan.

"And you sir?" she asked again.

"Nothing," Kyungsoo smiled.

"Are you sure, sir?" she asked to make sure.

"Absolutely, I don't really like coffee anyway," he giggled.

"Huh? Then why'd you suggest we go here?" Megan said confused.

"Xiumin said the coffee was good," he replied.

"X-Xiumin...?" she raised a brow, even more confused.

"My co-worker," he added.

"What's your job?" she asked.

"I'm a singer, K-pop singer, for EXO," he said going into detail.

"Whaaa?" She uttered. Kyungsoo got out his phone and opened up youtube, then got up 'Miracles in December', just to show of his amazing vocals.

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Megan was amazed by his voice. Kyungsoo pulled his phone back and into his pocket, looking at the jaw-dropped Megan.

"What's wrong?" he questioned.

"Your voice," she stuttered, "it's amazing!"

"Thank you," he giggled, "I'm not even the Lead Vocalist,"

"Who is?" She raised another eyebrow.

"Actually, the one who suggested this coffee shop," he said.

"Xiumin?" She asked.

"Mhm," he hummed in response.

"Can I ask you something?" Megan changed the subject.

"Of course," he nodded his head.

"What's your stage name?" She continued.

"D.O," he said, "Why, may I ask?"

"Just wondered," she said.

***

Kyungsoo dropped Megan at her house. Megan opened the door and turned to face Kyungsoo.

"Thanks," she smiled, "for everything."

Kyungsoo replied with a smile and blushed a little, it was slightly dark since it was winter. Not too dark though. Megan started walking towards her door but before she entered her house, she waved goodbye to Kyungsoo. He waved back and they both parted once again. As soon as Megan entered her house, she got into her pj's and sat at her sofa. She wasn't going to cook dinner because she normally eats at half six, not half five.

RING! RING! RINGGG~!

Her phone started ringing and she immediately answered it.

"Hello," she said.

"Hi," the voice replied.

"Who's this?" she asked, slightly suspicious.

"Park Jimin," said Jimin.

"My fan?" she questioned.

"Oh god yes!" Jimin answered back very hyper.

"Really?" she asked sitting up, teasing Jimin a little.

"MEGAN EFFING FOX!! WHO WOULDNT BE A FAN?!" he yelled way to excitedly.

"You know, I'm not actually Megan Fox? I'm another," she said.

You could hear Jimin sadness in his voice, "R-Really...?"

"I'm sorry," she added, "but I am an actress,"

"What film?" he blurted out.

"[ satansoogotjiminsjam fav film ]," she replied.

"Your that actress?" he said, sounding disappointed.

"Yesss..." she said.

"YAHSSSSSS!! Um, hi," he restarted the conversation.

"Hi," she played along with it.

"Where do you live?" he blurted out.

"Park Jimin, I don't know a Park... Jimin," she said sarcastically.

***

"Well, cya then," Megan smiled to herself, ending the call.

Megan started to get tired, she checked the time.

"ELEVEN EFFING O'CLOCK?!?!" she screeched, running to her kitchen.

"Where mah food be at??" she said, searching through all her cupboards. Then she checked the fridge.

"Hehehe, I'm going to eat cereal," she smirked as she got out milk and a box of cereal. She started to make her 'dinner' then ate it quickly once she finished.

Megan ran up to her room and fell asleep almost instantly.

***

"Where is your food?" asked a random voice.

"I-in... the... kitch-en..." she murmured still sleepy.

"Okay," the voice replied followed by a loud bang of a door closing.

Megan suddenly awoke from the loud noise, rubbing her eyes she realised what she just did. She sprinted to her feet and ran down to her kitchen.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Eating," replied the man in her house.

"Why and how did you even--" she was stopped.

"I am Kyungsoo, violence is my best friend, it can help in many different ways," he smirked eyeing her front door.

Megan slowly turned her head to look at her door.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HOLY SHIT!!! MY DOOR!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.

"Joking, I opened it with a hair pin on the floor, I have no idea how that happened," he said.

"Boo!" Screamed some random ass person.

"Who the actual hell are you?" she asked kind of rudely.

"Is that how you treat guests?" pouted the man.

"No, that's how I treat strangers who break my doors," Megan sassed him.

"Kim Namjoon," said the man.

"Megan Fox," she replied turning away from him.

"PARK JIMINNNNN!" yelled another man.

"Oh, HI JIMINNIEEEEEE!!" she yelled back.

They both ran up to each other and hugged each other.

As they pulled away, Kyungsoo was walking past them.

"Kyungsoo," Megan said.

"What?" he asked.

"Hi," she giggled.

"Bye," he said, waving and leaving.

"Fix my door," Megan said to Namjoon rudely.

"Call me Rap Monster,"

"Fix my door, Crap Monster," she smirked.

"Don't be mean, he didn't mean it!" Jimin pleaded.

"You two are friends?" she asked.

"We work together," he added.

"As..?" she asked again.

"Rappers, singers, musicians, that stuff, K-pop shit stuff," he joked.

"Oh," she said, "so that's why he's called Crap Monster because you do shit stuff?" she teased.

"I'll punch you if you continue being mean to my leader," said some random man.

"How many people did you bring with you?" Megan whispered to Jimin, smiling fakely.

"Seven, including me," he smiled back.

"Jeon Jungkook," introduced Jungkook.

"He's my lover, my wife, my baby, my lifeee~ HE LEAVES ME UPTIGHTTT" sobbed Jimin.

"Kim Seokjin," intoduced someone else.

"Stop being mean to my bae, Jungkook," said someone, running up to Jimin to comfort him.

"T-Thank you..." Jimin sobbed.

"It's okay, you can repay me by a kiss," smiled that dude that was a dude.

"I'm not repaying you at all nigga, thank you is what you do slash say, bitch," Jimin said coldly.

"Why you also so meanueeee?!?! I NEED TO BE HAPPYEUUUUU!! WE ARE NOT MEANT TO BEEEEUUU!" yelled that same guy.

"By the way, I'm JHope," he said.

"That's legit your name?" Megan said confused.

"I am your hopeu, I am your angeleu, so yeseu, that's my nameu," he added.

"Fine then," she replied.

"I'm Suga, but Min Yoongi, but Suga, Swaeg Suga, I'm a swaeg person just--- I'm just---" Suga collapsed on the floor, sleeping peacefully.

"Where did that neck pillow come from?!?!" Yelled Megan.

"He super-glued it to his neck," said some other random dude.

"By the way, this is lady bug," smiled that same dude, petting a lady bug on his finger.

"But you are?" Megan asked.

"Me?"

"Yes you,"

"Why?"

"Your name is important,"

"Why?"

"So I can know your name,"

"Why do you need to know my name?"

"Because--"

"Your gonna rape me, kidnap me, steal me, thrive me, eat me, kill me, don't you dare tell me what you will do to lady bug,"

"I will eat lady bug,"

"OH EM GEE WHYEEEE?!?!"

"Tell me your name!"

"IM BWIIIIIIIIIIII!!"

There was a long silence as V continued his, "BWIIIIIIII".

*** a few months later ***

"I love you," Kyungsoo and Jimin said in unison, watching holding one of your hands.

"Ummmm, I---"

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