January: you slapped
February: you uppercutted
March: you kissed
April: you were annoying the crap out of
May: you got to spend a week with
June: you kicked
July: you took a trip with
August: you were shipped with
September: you made out with
October: you scared the crap out of
November: you ate pie with
December: you were met under the mistletoe with

1: Mitch
2: Adam
3: Ty
4: Jerome
5: Quentin
6: Ian
7: Derp Ssundee
8: Kermit
9: Jason
10: Tyler (munchingbrotato)
11: Jordan (Captainsparklez)
12: Brice
13: Bash
14: Sub
15: Bluemonkey
16: Sk3tch
17: Weedlion
18: Dan (TDM)
19: Bodil
20: Seto
21: Baki
22: Simon
23: Ghost
24: Double
25: Cib
26: Bonkers
27: Kyle
28: Gizzy
29: Tiffy
30: Caveman
31: Mango

Red: 'cause I felt like it
Orange: IM SO KEWL
Yellow: because lyfe
Green: because Klüb Ice
Blue: because turtles
Purple: merp
Black: NO ONE COULD SEE
Grey: because I'm tacky!
White: GUDFCYTCUTDTUSUTVKJGJKBUGIYFTUCJGJVHKKJG
Pink: ummm...