A/N: OH MY FUDGE CAKES!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! I am officially fourteen!!! How? '\_(0.0)_/' I'm getting older.....AND!!! And, since the 7th of October, it's been over a year since i started Wattpad! Can you believe it? I can't! A whole year....my god. So i guess this also celebrates that as well!

Oh, Hazel201018 bday one will come out after this. Plz read.

Translation in (bold)

SYNOPSIS: Natsu's flirting, Erza's fantasizing about Jellal, Wendy's punching things, Laxus's humming, Mira's smiling and Lucy swears she's going crazy.

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 "Fairy, where are you going? Hikari zenbu atsumete kimi no ashita terasu yo! (I'm holding, all the light on to your way; this light will shine upon a brand new day!)" Lucy sang happily as she skipped down the canal edge. She had woken up in a very happy mood and was giddily smiling on her way to the guild. No Natsu and Happy in her bed. No raided fridge and destroyed kitchen. Sigh. Bliss.

"Oh Yeah, kikoeten no ka kono koe wa? (Now can you hear the voice that's calling out to you?)" The stellar mage waved her hand brightly at the fishermen, laughing at their repeated warning of 'don't fall in'.

"Oh Yeah, karetatte sakebu kara (Though I know its shouts have caused its overuse.)" Lucy's voice grew louder, passerby's smiling at the early enthusiasm.

"Oh Yeah, kikoeru made kimi no kokoro ga (But will it stay until your heart can hear it through?)" Her smile brightened at the sight of her beloved guild.

Pushing the doors open grinning, she finished of what she was singing."Oh Yeah, Oh...yeah?"

"Lucy-nee! FIGHT ME!!"

What in Mavis's name......

"W-wendy?"

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"Eh?"

The Sky Dragon Slayer puffed her cheeks and glared. "Didn't ya hear me? Tch. Your blondness must finally be effecting ya. I said, FIGHT ME! Give me everything you've got!"

Lucy's mouth dropped. Ex-SQUEEZE-me? Did she hear right? Had Wendy just insulted her? Had Wendy, sweet, innocent Wendy, just asked her to fight her? "Are you feeling alright sweetie?"she asked in a concerned manner,"Do you need to lay down?"

"UGH!" The blonde jumped. "You are BORING! Im'ma ask Gray instead. At least he'd probably fight me!" With that, the sweet as honey girly dashed off.

Confused and shocked, the celestial spirit mage looked up at the guild for some explanation. That....didn't really help....at all.

What in Fiore was happening?

"Hey Lucy!"

"Oh, hi L...Laxus."

He beamed and Lucy took note of a soft sound emitting from him.

"Laxus? Are you....are you humming?"

"Yes i am Lucy! It's called A Twinkle in the Night Sky. I heard it when i was watching Cardcaptor Sakura."

She blinked. And blinked again. Oh, hears another blink. Her mouth kept opening and closing, trying her best to say something. In the end, all her mind could process was "gah?"

Laxus giggled, patted her head cutely, then went smiling towards their favorite bar maid.

Okay. Lucy was starting to think she was losing it.

"Hey Luce~," A strong, muscular arm wrapped around her waist,"How 'bout the two of us go on a mission together? Just the two of us so we can strengthen our relationship."

Yep. It's official. She's gone mad.

"N-Natsu? Wha-what are you talking about? You pervert, got off me!" She stuttered out. What was up with him?

Natsu chuckled deeply, an amused sparkle in his eyes when she squeaked at the sound. "Go out at night and count the stars my love."

"W-why?"

 "Because that's how many years I'll wait for you." he purred delightfully.

"Eeeep!"

"I've got 2 words for you."

"What?"

"I love you."

Lucy's face burned. "T-that's three words, dummie. Can't you count?"

"Oh Luce. That's because you and I are one."

Processing.....processing.....

 "Is your father a robber?"

"gah....."

"Cause i swear he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

Error detected. 

"Lucy, Lucy. Tut, tut. You look so beautiful...You make me forget my pick up line."

System malfunctioning.

"Ara, ara. Natsu, your'e gonna give the poor thing a heart attack." MiraJane lightly scolded, yet a hidden smile could easily be detected.

"With an angel in my arms, how could i not raise it?"

(>///<)

Mira patted his arm,  and indicated for him to sit her down. "Enough with the sweet talk. She's red as it is."

The moment Lucy was touching the cool wooden table, she seemed to deflate onto it, steam rising from the touching of polar opposite temperatures. She ignored the amused looks she was getting from the flirtatious pink head and looked for some explanation of what was happening. Honestly, has some weird spell hit them or something? Lucy blinked. Was that red hair? Yes. Finally, some answers!

The blonde sprinted over. "Erza! Oh my Mavis, what has happened? People are acting weird. Well, weirder then usual. Wendy wanted to fight me, Laxus was humming a kids anime song and Natsu-God Natsu-he was flirting with me! Like, what?! I am so confused right now and-and-and.....is that a drawing of....Jellal?" Her voice mixed with confusion. Don't tell me....

"Ah~" Erza sighed dreamily, her hand rubbing on the chibi-like drawing of the blue-head, heavenly body mage. "Isn't he just...beautiful?"

"Uh....i guess." Lucy would happily admit that she thought Jellal was quite attractive but she wasn't too sure of her friend current mental....stability.

"He's just so...grrrr.....hnnnn....you know what i mean?" The re-equip mage described, while changing her facial expressions to more gruff and hunk-like positions. (A/N: I could NOT help myself! Pfft!)

".....yeah....uhuh. Got ya." The stellar mage sighed heavily. It was quite obvious that Erza too was effected by-well-whatever this was.

"Oh Lucy~"

"KYAAAAA!!"

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A Few Hours Later (Lucy had left the guild)

"I have to admit, that was quite entertaining." The oldest Take-Over Mage announced with a sweet laugh. The guild erupted with laughter.

"Oh yeah! Natsu my boy! Where'd you find those lines from?" Cana questioned, a barrel of ale at the ready.

The fire dragon slayer smirked "See Cana,  they were all from up there." He tapped on his head.

"No way."

"Uhuh!"

A growl like sound came from the lightning mage at the bar. "I am NEVER doing that again woman! My pride is ruined."

"It's not that bad." Mira soothed.

"Not that bad?" Laxus stared at Mira with an aspirated look."You made me listen to some kiddy, magic girl song FIFTY times so i'd remember it perfectly. I can't get the lyrics out of my HEAD!"

Mira smiled. "A twinkle in the night sky-"

"-please no-"

"-far, far away. A golden star i gazed upon-"

"-have mercy women!-"

"-in my dreams-"

"-GAHHH! MY LIFE IS OVER!" And he promptly went running out the guild hall with laughter trailing behind him.

"You are evil woman!" The card user chortled!

She simple smiled. "Erza?"

The red head looked up from her cheesecake. "Yes Mira? Did you need something?"

"No, i was simply wondering." She leaned on the wooden counter. "Your acting was pretty spot on. Anyone who didn't know you would think it was true or should i say...do know you?"

"N-No-i-it was ju-just an a-a-a-ct! Pffft" Erza stuttered. "l-l-like it was real-real. Hahahaha...." She laughed, her face gaining more redness as she carried on.

Lisanna sighed. "Don't be mean Mira-nee."

"Okay....Don't think I've forgotten about you Natsu!"

"SORRY! IM'MA CHECK ON LUCY!"

"Get back here Natsu Dragneel!"

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And the whole time, no one even asked where Gray was.

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A/N: WhAt Is LiFe My FlAmEs?

Word Count: 1483

Hope you all enjoyed that! GAHHHHH!! My bday! Still not over that fact. Stay tuned for Hazel201018 bday one-shot and please say happy birthday! It will be uploaded in a few mins.

Here's some other pick up lines in tribute of Natsu! ;)

I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?

I just ate some Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

If I told you had a beautiful body... Would you hold it against me?

You've been charged in court for stealing my heart, trespassing in my dreams, and robbing me of my senses. You've been sentenced to a lifetime with me. How do you plead?

 Boy: Let's play a game Girl: What game do you want to play? Boy: Anything but hide and seek Girl: Why?! Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Stay tuned. I'm working on my Halloween fic now. Just to see what you want, fic or original?

And that's all my lovely fireflies. Stay bright.

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Characters: (depends on what you want)

Genre: (comedy, romance, horror etc)

Do you want to be in it? If so, give me a general of you do i can try to fit your personality:

~Let the Fires in Our Hearts Burn~

~FlameDragonHime~