Location: Lastation Basilicom
Time: 1:00 A.M.

It was extremely late in Lastation, The Land Of Black Regality. Alex, a young 13 year old boy, was out doing many things.

(Alex: Oh yeah you know it! Sleeping is for the weak!)

It was now 1 A.M. and Alex had come back 2 hours late from his 11 P.M. curfew his girlfriend, none other than Lady Black Heart herself, Noire, had given him to make sure he wasn't late.

However Alex wasn't worried. He knew Noire most likely would be asleep by now, but, he was wrong.

As soon as Alex entered the goddess' Basilicom, he first went to the kitchen to grab some cake, and then went to the living room, and, he was spooked.

Noire: Hello there.

Alex: AAH! Holy shit!

Alex got into a defensive position as he saw Noire sitting down next to a lamp as she still wore her nightgown.

Noire: I thought you'd be back by 11.

Alex: I said I'd be back later.

Noire: I assumed you'd be back later. If you came back at all, you'd be back later.

Alex: *chuckles* Well, I'm back, okay?

Alex turned to head to his room but was immediately stopped by Noire who inspected his shoulder.

Noire: Is this, rubble?

Alex: It was just a little work out. Just to stay loose.

Noire: You know how I feel about this Alex. Darn you! We can't blow cover again!

Alex: The building was coming down anyway.

Noire: WHAT!?

Noire stomped in front of Alex to block him as she had a pissed off face.

Noire: You knocked down a building!?

Alex: It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway.

Noire: Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again?

Alex: Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing.

Noire: It is a bad thing, Alex! Uprooting our family again, so you can relieve the glory days is a very bad thing.

Alex: Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn't happen!

Noire: Yes! They happened! But this, our family, is what's happening now, Alex. And your missing this! I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.

Alex: It's not a graduation. He's moving from the 4th Grade to the 5th Grade.

Noire: It's a ceremony!

Alex: It's psychotic! They keep on creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional *interrupted by Noire*

Noire: This isn't about you Alex. This is about Leon.

Alex: You wanna do something for Leon? Then let him actually compete. Let him go out for sports!

Noire: I will not he made the enemy here! You know why we can't do that.

Alex: Because he'd be great!

Noire: This is not about you!

Then, a bump was heard.

Alex: All right Leon. I know your listening. Come on out.

Noire: Lexi? You, too, young lady.

THE END.

Yes I had to use made up names for Noire and Alex's fake/ non canon children.

Scene I was recreating

(Yes I used Sonic version cause why not?)