I'm mentioning ZappyZaps because I shared this plot on discord and they really liked it so here ya go! Its a bit late but still-

So you know those people who manage to come up with every single attribute about their OC except the name?

I'm one of them.

Listen none of the names that I thought really stuck to them ok?? I just chose the one's in this oneshot as a temporary solution. 😭

Also a little about my Jaya child OCs:

I think that in ninjago, whenever an elemental master has twins, the element sort of splits between them. For instance the time twins. The element that they share is the same but each can control only certain parts of it. Which is the same that I've done with my OCs. I hc that Jay and Nya have twin boys who share the element of lightning. And have a slightly younger daughter who has the element of water.

Originally I was gonna give the twins a Fred and George kind of dynamic but I feel like its been kind of overused at this point so I instead I decided to give them the "two idiots with a negative amount of braincells" dynamic.

Anyway enjoy the chapter!

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"I'm not sure about this..." Jay muttered as him and Nya got ready for yet another mission. Ninjago had decided to end yet again and it was up to them to save it's citizens. Why everyone still lived in Ninjago city was beyond both of them; The city was actively wasting everyone's tax money on repairs, so much to the point that it was a better financial decision to just live somewhere else. Why else do you think Shintaro is so prosperous? All the smart people moved there and are now rich to the point that they can use money as toilet paper.

Anywho, our favourite ninja couple were getting ready to save the day!

... along with trying to find a suitable babysitter for their three children-

"There's no other option, Jay! Hes the best choice we got!" Nya retorted, putting on her gloves.

"But what if he's a bad influence on them!?"

"You're saying that as though the others haven't done that already."

"Yeah- but-"

CRASH

"MOM! DAD! A BIRD MAN JUST BROKE INTO OUR HOUSE!" Came a voice from downstairs followed by someone shouting, "MY CRY FILLS THE NIGHT!"

Jay slapped his forehead. "See! This is what I was talking about!" He told his wife as the two rushed downstairs.

Upon arriving in the living room, the two were met with the sight of a man dressed like a dove; standing just in front of a broken window through which fluffy white doves were poking in from. Some already hopping around on the floor.

"MY WINDOW! FUGIDOVE, YOU BROKE MY FLIPPING WINDOW!" Nya cried, shooing away all the doves. "And it was my favourite one too! The front door exists you know!" She directed at the man.

"Windows are just small transparent doors." Said Fugidove. "Also stop shooing away the doves!"

A dangerous look flashed across Nya's face that Jay knew all too well. Quickly, he picked up his spouse by the waist and placed her on the other side of the room. Far away from Fugidove, Hoping that no fights would escalate. Their mother violently punching a furry was the last thing he wanted his children to see.

However, him stepping between them just caught the attention of the feather cladded man. (Something which he avoided like the plague)

Fugidove gasped. "Blue Jay! I haven't seen you in so long!" He said as he ran towards Jay and basically annihilated his ribs. "How has your crime life been recently?"

Jay groaned while Nya tried to hide her laughter, forgetting about her broken window for a moment. He shot her an unimpressed look, already regretting breaking up the possible fight.

"For the last time, I! Am not! a criminal!!" Exclaimed Jay, throwing his arms in the air.

"Suuure."

Nya stepped in between them. "I think you were here to babysit?"

"Ah yes, now where is blueJay junior at?"

A crash in the kitchen told them all they needed to know. They rushed in their to find three children sprawled out on the floor, right next to a stool placed below the cabinet containing the candy jar. It did not take a genius to figure out that they were using Fugidove's arrival as a way to distract their parents so they could drain the candy jar.

"DARN IT DRAKE CAN'T YOU CONTROL YOUR ALLERGIES! WE WERE SO CLOSE! WE ALL FELL DOWN BECAUSE OF YOU!" One of the kids said.

"Were you trying to steal the candy jar again?" Nya frowned at them.

The boy named Drake looked at his siblings and then at his mother.

"Yes'nt" He said finally.

Jay facepalmed. "Listen, If you want to get to the candy jar all you have is..." Nya suddenly gave him a dirty look and not the hot kind. "Uh... I mean... That was a very bad thing to do!" He said as responsibly as he could while throwing nervous glances at Nya.

The silence was broken by Fugidove "Oh my first spinjitsu master! BlueJay you have three off springs?! Did your parents not teach you about protection?" Fugidove yelled while wacking Jay with his faux wings while Nya laughed at her husband's misery.

At these words Drake turned towards his twin and whispered, "Josh, what do they mean by 'protection'?"

Josh scrached his chin while looking thoughtful. Finally he said, "I think it means that when you write a letter to the stork to bring you a baby; the stork brings a huge bag filled with many babies and throws them at you and if they touch you in any way then you're immediately their mom or dad. So in order to prevent too many babies touching you, you have to wear a hazmat suit.... I think mom and dad didn't have one when the stork was throwing babies at them so I think that's what the bird man means."

"Ohhhh"

"Guys what is dad doing?" Their younger sister, Despacito, asked while pointing at their father removing Fugidove's fake wing and wacking said furry with his own costume.

Eventually the fight died down and the ninja couple soon left with Jay pleading Fugidove to not teach his kids how to make dynamite out of candlesticks. Fugidove promised to teach them to make it from crayons instead. Nya pleaded him to not expose her kids to Nocomelon. Which was a point that he agreed with.

"So children!" He said, clapping his hands together. "First order of business is making a villain mask!"

Despacito tilted her head, "how do we make a villain mask?"

"I'm glad you asked." Fugidove said as royalty free music began playing out of nowhere.

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Step 1: draw out the shape of a mask using the measurements of your head.

Step 2: Cut out the mask along with two holes for your eyes.

Step 3: Decorate! You can use any medium you want!

Step 4: Wear it with pride!

Step 5: Subscribe to my mixtape on Pinterest UwU

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"And that is how you make your very own villain mask." Fugidove said as the royalty free music ended and helped Despacito place Hello Kitty stickers on her mask.

"Are you really an evil mastermind?" Josh asked his strange babysitter who puffed his chest with pride.

"Why yes I am, but you younglings need not be afraid of me! For I shall never harm my partner in crime's children! In fact, with some training, you yourself could be great villains" The "ooh"-ed hearing his last statement.

"Cool! When can we start?" Drake asked, his eyes sparkling.

"We already did!"

Amongst her brothers' cheers, Despacito asked Fugidove whether they could make their pet Zippy a part of the villain gang. Fugidove agreed of course but when the young girl mentioned their pet, he was thinking of a dog or a cat instead he was met by a dragon bigger than all of them combined (no wonder those kids made his mask so big). He reckoned that it was probably a baby as it was a lot smaller than the one's he'd seen before.

Zippy was lazily basking in the sun when the two arrived and didn't even bother to look up at them."Meet Zippy, Mr Fugidove!" Despacito chirped as she put his mask onto his scaly face. "oh and he really likes belly rubs."

"Well hello there buddy." He managed to blurt out trying to maintain his cool. A dragon wasn't something you saw everyday.

"What's the second order of business Mr Fugidove?" Drake asked.

Fugidove, being very glad to turn away from the dragon said, "The second order of business shall be decided by you all. We'll do whatever villainous deed you want!"

This caught Josh's attention.

"We can do anything?"

"Yup"

"Absolutely ANYTHING?!"

"Absolutely!"

"Well in that case... can we egg our neighbour, Justin Bee Burr's, house? He borrowed my nerf gun last week amd promised to give it to me the next day but it's been a whole week and I still don't have it!"

"Of course!!! But we'll have to ask your parents' permission first."

"Ok!"

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Things were getting tense at the battlefield. People were running about, trying to protect their loved ones and just generally very terrified.

The ninja fought fearlessly. Kai jumped up and threw fireballs at the enemy while Zane kicked back at the enemy, Cole whipped around at the enemy's feet and just as Jay was about to spinjitsu to finishjitsu the enemy, he got a call from home.

"Hello?" He said while dodging the enemy's attacks.

"Hi dad! Can we egg Justin's house? Pretty please!! He stole my nerf gun and didn't give it back!" Came his son's voice.

"Absolutely not!" He said as he picked up Nya and threw her at the enemy. "No going out of the house while we're aw-"

"IT'S LLOYDIN' TIME!" Lloyd screeched as whacked the enemy with a shovel. Nya joined in and whacked said enemy with a hammer while saying, "ITS NYAIN' TIME!"

"...As I was saying, No going outside while we're away! Got it?"

"Okayyyyy"

"Good. I don't want any trouble from you four!" Jay then hung up and returned back to fighting.

"Can you believe it?! The kids wanted to egg someone's house while we were away!" He shouted to Cole. "That's just what happens when you make a furry babysit your kids!" He heard him say.

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"Dad said no." Josh said with a sad face. "He said we're not allowed to go outside while him and mom are away."

"But he never said no to egging the house did he?" Fugidove asked.

"Well no... wait do you mean to say-"

"We're gonna sligshot the eggs from your house to his, my dear younglings!" Fugidove bellowed as the three children clapped and cheered.

Using a few nails and a long piece of elastic. The group of villains was able to craft a makeshift slingshot, which was attached to the second story window. Given that said window looked directly at Justin's house, it gave them an excellent spot to shoot their target.

"Now now children!" He said, pulling them away from the slingshot window where they were watching Zippy gnaw on his villain mask. "Anyone that successfully manages to hit Justin's house will get three pieces of chocolate!" As soon as he said this, all three of them rushed towards the egg basket (courtesy of Mrs Benedict) and started shooting them out of the window. At one point one of them left the slingshot completely and resorted to shooting the eggs through a toy gun.

Down below, Zippy was peacfully gnawing at his villain mask (which was more drool than mask at this point) when he noticed tiny round things shooting out one of the windows. Zippy looked at them curiously with his huge bug eyes. Nya often threw small round objects for him to catch so perhaps that is also going on over here? Nevertheless Zippy looked into the direction of the eggs and jumped over the fence connecting his owners' and his neighbour's house.

"Guys look! Zippy is in Justin's yard!" Despacito shouted, pointing at the teal blob against the green grass.

"Stop shooting! He might get dirty!" Josh said but it was too late as Zippy was already rolling around in the egg goo.

"Oh no! Mom's gonna kill us once she gets home! ZIPPY! ZIPPY! COME BACK!" Drake shouted. Zippy looked up at him curiously and then jumped over into his owner's garden. But not before crushing a rose bush belonging to his neighbour.

"He's a giant omelette now." Said Fugidove wisely.

After wiping off as much egg as they could off the dragon. Our gang of Villains decided that it was the time for a much needed rest. They played villain scrabble, did villain puzzles and played monopoly (Fugidove said it didn't need any more villainizing) They ate spaghetti while watching villain Narfield and scribbled in the villain colouring books Fugidove brought them.

It wasn't until drake pointed it out that it was time for them to go to bed. They all moaned as they went to trude towards their bedrooms but in one swift move, Fugidove changed their perspective on life forever. He got up from where he was sitting and simply wound the clock a few hours back.

Josh stared wild eyed at his babysitter "You can do that?!"

Fugidove casually shared his wisdom with them: "Time is an illusion. My dear younglings."

"LETS PARTY REEEEEEEEEEEE-"

The rest of the night passed with even more chaos with Fugidove helping them get the candy jar and letting them watch cartoons for as long as they wanted, they might have even thrown toilet paper rolls straight at Justin while he was standing in his garden, they even let Zippy prowl around the house however he liked and left bits of egg goo here and there. It was around 3 am when the children finally passed out from tiredness.

The next morning all three of them woke up their beds. They looked around and Fugidove was nowhere to be seen and the house looked as pristine as ever. As though nothing had happened at all. They almost thought it had all been a dream until they noticed a letter on each of their beds saying, "My cry fills the night! Oh and tell Jay to drop by sometimes."

The sound of the door opening made them forget about Fugidove for a moment as they sprinted downstairs. Their parents were home!

After a quick moment of reconciliation Drake asked if they could have Fugidove babysit again.

Jay was absolutely repulsed by this news as he wanted his children's reaction to be in his favour (not liking the bird man) but alas they had converted to the dark sight. He hoped that they wouldn't like the furry babysitter but he found out his children were also furries. Jay could not be sadder.

Nya laughed as Jay fell to his knees, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

"Oh knock it off. Atleast they like their babysitter for once." she said but her laughter died down as soon she saw Zippy covered in bits of egg goo. Drake, Josh and Despacito heard everything they needed to know after hearing their mother's shrilling yell and made a beeline for their bedrooms, holing that their mother would not find out the reason for him being dirty.

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*sings Despacito*

Oh good this was long-