Jefferson pretty much screams as Madison randomly mouth-kisses him. But after the shock fades, they are interlocked in a (violent?) (passionate.) kiss that neither wants to break away from. They are both pretty drunk but it still counts. The ship is sailing.

Lafayette is just there with his camera probing back and fourth. Karaoke. Making out. Karaoke. Making out. Karaoke. Burr????? As the song ends, Burr realizes that they are being watched. Very upset, he snatches the phone from Lafayette's hand and throws it at the back wall, rendering it useless.

Since they are done singing, Washington takes a moment to look around the room, and then grabs Hamilton and kissing. (*disapproving look* What are we gonna do with you drunk Wash)

"Nope," Burr states, perhaps realizing what he has done.

"You are ze worst Burr," Lafayette says flatly, shooting Burr a death glare very similar to Jefferson's. Go figure.

As the songs have not shuffled, nothing plays, but Burr smiles and continues to hum his own little tune.

Hamilton and Washington are leaning on a wall, making out. Jefferson and Madison have found their way into the closet, ladddiesss (tm) chips provided courtesy of Burr. 

"What ze hell honestly," Lafayette sighs. Glancing around to see no one acting normal except for Burr, he scoffs under his breath, "Burr?! Non merci."

After collecting the broken pieces of his phone, Lafayette wraps them in the scarf he had forgotten in the first place and storms out. As he steps through the doorway, he dramatically screams into the basement, "YOU ARE PAYING FOR ZIS BURR!"

Burr chases Lafayette, who is ignoring his screams of, "Sorry!" and "I will!".

Hamilton blinks rapidly and just kind of shoves Washington off him. Burr goes to hit shuffle on the karaoke machine just as a sleek car pulls up the basement driveway.

Angelica Schuyler bursts into the basement, an air of purpose about her, "I forgot my-- HOLY FUCK." Yeah, the usual reaction.

Jefferson pokes his head out of the closet door to comment, "Whaaaaaaaat??"

"I'm scared..." Angelica states out of concern for the idiots who stand in the room in front of her.

Burr is trying to get the karaoke machine to work properly. Jefferson is retreating back into the closet. Washington and Hamilton are chugging drinks.

Hamilton turns to Jefferson and
taunts, "Hey why don't you cOME OUT OF THE CLOSET?!" This obviously, to Hamilton, is the best joke he's ever told.

"Nope thank you," Jefferson replies as he slams the closet door.

Burr finally gets the karaoke machine to work by kicking it. It shuffles.

The recording comes to life.
-be-
-our-
-guest-
-be our guest-
-put our service to the test-
The recording continues.

Angelica feels the odd urge to sing along. She does not. She will not... She does. "Soup du jour hot hors d'oeuvres," why are you singing Angelica, "Why we only live to serve," stop singing, "Try the gray stuff it's delicious!" stOP SINGING.

She keeps singing.

Washington seems to have forgotten he is the host and is drinking the night away with Hamilton. Washington is so drunk he thinks Hamilton is Martha. (Slow clap for Washington)

"...ask the dishes they can sing they can dance after all miss this..." Angelica stops, "WAIT WHERE IS THIS I JUST WANTED TO GET MY SCARF!!"

Everyone has the living shit scared out of them when the doorbell rings. Angelica sighs and gets it when no one else moves.

Theodosia had been worried because Aaron hadn't come home from Washington's party yet. "Aaron!" She greets, relieved her boyfriend is okay.

"AYYYYY!!!" Burr pulls her in for a hug. Theo can tell they're at least a little drunk. Burr shoves a bottle of whiskey into his girlfriend's hand as they're hugging. "Please," he tells her, smiling like a maniac.

Theo can tell they're very drunk. "Um," she panics. She surveys the rest of the room, "..oh."

"Don't wait for it babe.." Burr says.

Theodosia honestly is torn between laughing and running for her life. It's cute how Aaron tries to get her to do stuff even when he's drunk.

It seems like Burr has realized what he just did. "Uhhh THEO!!" He grabs the whiskey and in one fluid movement holds it out from himself. "Nope," he smashes the bottle against the wall only a foot from where they are standing.

Theodosia gives Burr a piece of her mind by just looking at him. Jefferson's and Lafayette's death glare is nothing compared to this. Poor Burr.

Angelica steps in to intervene. "Finally another lady to save me!" she says in relief. Theodosia gives a solemn nod of agreement.

"Shall we flee or just laugh?" Angelica wonders aloud.

"I'd say leave," Theodosia says.

"Yeah..." Angelica agrees, and with that, they retreat out of the door, Angelica making sure to get her scarf on the way out.

(And so our story begins to come to a close)
(BUT WAIT there's like still words left)