- ACT ONE -

DIVINE INTERVENTION

'I'm here to bail my girlfriend out of jail.'

'Stop calling me your girlfriend. You're the reason I'm in here anyways.' 

'Oh come on darling, you'd been insane not to want me.'

'I wish I had never learnt your name.' 

The one in which two teenage girls find comfort in one another when they can't explain anything else going on in their lives. 

OR IN WHICH

Tatum worries whether she should have gotten a rabies shot after all, and London isn't sure if she's having a mental breakdown.