Narrator:

It's been six years since weirdmaggedon started and it showed no signs of slowing down. The pines family tried to stop it, but ultimately decided to get rid of it's weakest member. They sold Dipper Pines in hopes that Bill Cipher will stop the end of the world. They were wrong! Bill Cipher didn't stop weirdmaggedon, but accelerated it instead. His reason:

                                                The mistreatment of one Dipper Pines!!

Currently the resistance has been pushed back into a corner with almost no way out.

Mabel:

It's been 6 years and things have become worse than ever. Originally we sold Dipper to stop the spread of weirdmaggedon. Sadly Bill didn't keep his side of the bargain since he started it anyway. Luckily we don't have to deal with that weirdo anymore since he's stuck with a demon. I assume that Bill Cipher killed Dipper the first chance he got.

Currently we're scouting out the fearamid to find out anything useful that we can use against Bill Cipher. We slowly inch our way in and noticed that almost no one was inside the fearamid which makes things easier for us. I hope that everything goes okay because groups have been known to disappear inside the fearamid if they're not careful. Luckily we are a group of the strongest and smartest people on the face of the planet. 

Unknown:

I see these meatsacks trying to sneak around my Master's fearamid. I'd hate for anything "bad" to happen to them, but I still have to inform my master. I start to walk away, but I feel that  these people have wronged me in the past. If that's the case then I'll handle it personally!

Author:

Who was that?

See you guys!! Bye 👋