No, Jungkook was, indeed, not the brightest, but you'd think you'd know everything about a person after living with them for four years.

It was always strange that his hyung always put himself out there, but Jimin always was fond about his looks. Giving himself all sorts of colored hair. Yet, Jungkook suspected that blonde might be his favorite.

And Jimin was always fit. His metabolism was crazy fast, though, Jimin hyung never ate very much anyways.

Also, Jungkook may or may not have a very noticiable crush on the older. The other hyungs have noticed and tried to get him to tell Jimin. Only now has Jungkook mustered up enough courage.

Right as Jimin was about to leave.

"Hyung?" Jungkook cleared his throat, face heating up. Said male turned, his newly dyed blonde hair brushing his slightly pale features and framing them.

"Jungkookie?" Jimin looked between the door and his dongsaeng, lip caught between sets of blindingly white teeth.

"I- I was uh... -uhm wondering if you- you'd like to go on a d-dah -date," Jungkook voice cracked many, many times like he was going through puberty, yet again. The younger brought out a bouquet of flowers.

Jimin was frozen, eyes blown wide and words caught in his throat. The elder had honestly not expected his loveable maknae to ask him out. Expecially this night. Why this night of all nights?

Noticing Jimin's unease and stiffness, Jungkook's stomach and heart fell and he cleared his throat, once again. "But if you're busy... maybe another time?" It was hard putting on a small. It just came out stiff and sad. "Or none at all?"

"Oh, gukkie... maybe another time, okay?" Jimin managed to find his words. "I just- I have something important to do tonight."

"I understand, hyung," Jungkook kept the smile, but it kept fading with every second. And once Jimin was fully out the door, it disappeared fully.

And now Jungkook was alone. Taehyung hyung was with Seokjin hyung- and Jungkook wanted to leave Taehyung to have their eldest hyung by himself, since Taehyung hyung never really got much time with Seokjin- Yoongi hyung and Namjoon hyung were working on a few songs in the recording studios, and Hoseok hyung was practice the new choreograph.

"Today sucks," Jungkook muttered out what he was thinking, an ugly pout making him furrow his eyebrows.

It was ages. Minutes passed, then an hour or two. The three rappers had come home and gone to bed- Yoongi telling Jungkook to get some sleep and stop moping.

But Jungkook wasn't heartbroken anymore. More like he was worried. He had never realized that Jimin had stayed out so late.

Another hour.

Jungkook rushed out, no shoes or jacket and looked around, maybe able to spot his old time crush. He felt like throwing up. Something wasn't right.

"Ggukie!" He heard the sweet melody and turned, ready to hug his hyung and never let him go, except Jimin ran straight towards him and knocked him over. The ground hit him hard, making black dot his vision.

"God damn, Jimin. Why so you get all the good ones?" A gruff voice sighed.

Jimin said nothing, hiding Jungkook's figure with his own, but was also unconsciously smelling his dongsaeng. Jimin... stop... Jungkook would never forgive you. Even as the thoughts flew around his head, Jimin still ended up salivating.

"Can I try some~ please? Just a small bite?" The same guy pressured.

Realization hit Jungkook hard, really hard, and his breathing suddenly hitching and shortening. It also didn't help that a full grown adult man was laying on him.

"Ji- Jim- Jimin.. hyuh- hyung," Jungkook whimpered, wanting to curl into himself. His bones protested, along with his head.

"J- just one bite, the man growled again, fiercer. "He looks big enough to share."

"Keep your hands off!" Jimin got off Jungkook. "No one dares to lay a hand on him."

Jungkook grabbed the back on Jimin's shirt, making the elder turn his head to at the maknae. "Jiminie hyung..." his breathing was still too fast, borderline hyperventilating. "Hyung."

"Oh, Gguk..." Jimin leaned over his dongsaeng, caressing the younger boy's cheek. "You're an idiot."

The gentle tone of the familiar voice drew Jungkook back to Earth, his breathing calming. "Hyung..."

"Shhh-" Jimin took the hand caressing the younger's cheek to trace his lips. "No talking."

"Come on, Jimin. Why not eat him already. Give me a show if you won't let me," the man started walking closer.

Jimin, once again, ignored him as he smiled gently at Jungkook. "Idiot... you're such an idiot... and I want to kiss this idiot." Jimin's words were quiet. "I'm sorry. I should've gone with you and gone out tomorrow."

"Come on, get a room!"

"Can hyung kiss you?" Jimin asked softly.

Jungkook couldn't hear Jimin, ringing in his ears deemed too loud. All he caught was 'can', which, if it's Jimin, Jungkook will allow anything- everything, so he nodded with a barely audible 'yes, hyung.'

Jimin swooped down and immediately captured the maknae's lips. Jungkook made a small noise of surprise, but wrapped his arms around the smaller man's neck.

It was so quiet now. You could hear their smiles and the soft clicks of their mouths.

"Ggukie," Jimin sighed, smile wiping away. "You know now."

"I don't care. Hyung, I don't care," Jungkook kissed Jimin again. "I. Don't. Care. You could be a serial killer. I don't care."

"Well.. I see one thing that I need to work with you on," Jimin giggled, nuzzling their noses together.

"Just don't eat me, hyung," Jungkook deadpanned, making Jimin laugh and shake his head.

_____________________________

Dedicated to AnimePotatoo

Since the Jikook ship lost, I decided to make a one-shot.

You better be expecting a Yoonmin next.

And yes, I am changing the book from Suga x Reader to BTS one-shots. Which means that it uses all ships. You can even request a storyline with any member with an OC or with you (your name).

(That includes Jimin *wink wonk*)