Yoongi just wanted a normal day. Was it so hard to ask? Yup, it was for him. There is never a normal day when he lives with Taehyung and Hoseok.

    Not forgetting about you either. That was another story.

    "Did you just lick me?" I turned, looking at Taehyung in complete shock.

    "Yup. Now you have to lick someone," he giggled innocently, walking out of the room before looking back, "or Hoseok said the punishment is that you have to do our chores for a year straight."

    "Oh fuck no," I leaped from my desk, wiping the slobber off your neck. Hoseok was snickering in the hall, giving Taehyung a high-five and gave me a smug grin.

    "You have to lick Yoongi hyung," he crossed his arms.

    "Why did you give me the dangerous job?" I gave a pout.

    "Because he can at least tolerate you. He can't stand any of us and I really don't want to get on his bad side," Hoseok shrugged casually.

    "He can tolerate me when I'm not touching him," I stomped my foot. Right then, Yoongi came out of his room and rubbed his eyes. It was about one at night, but I was working on homework. Hoseok and Taehyung gave me evil grins, ones promising chores for a year.

      Not wanting them to win, I grabbed Yoongi's wrist. He turned back with a tired and judgemental look.

     "What?" His voice was deep and rough from just waking up.

     "Why are you up so early?" I asked, quickly looking at Hoseok. Hoseok smirked slyly and pointed to his pulse point on his neck at stuck his tongue out. Shit.

     "I could ask you the same thing," he started, "but I was getting a drink of water."

     "Oh..." I thought for a moment, trying to create a quick plan. Once one was formed, I knew I had one shot to do it.

    "Are you okay? You're flushed and your forehead is scorching hot," Yoongi put his hand on my head.

    "I-I had a nightmare," I lied, lowering my eyes.

    "Come here," he opened his arms, just like he hoped. Gladly going into his embrace, I stood on my tiptoes and out my chin on his shoulder.

    "Do you want to talk about it?" He asked gently, not caring about his dongsaengs that were shocked. Or the two hid and he couldn't see them.

     Shaking my head, my put my nose right above his pulse, my mouth ghosting over it. My heart was beating so hard, I'm sure he could hear it.

     You either lick his neck now, or you have to do laundry for a year, I told myself. Gathering all my courage, I stuck my tongue out, running it flat against his neck.

    "Did you just fucking lick me?" He asked, his arms holding me tighter, trapping me.

     "I'm sorry! Hoseok told me to or I had to do his and Taehyung's laundry for a year!" I tried to squirm away from him, which didn't work.

     "Mmm... is that so?" His breath hitting my ear. "Why can I not believe it? Maybe it's because they're no where around?"

      His tone made me paralyzed. I've been betrayed.

     "It's only right for me to do something as evil back, right?" Yoongi hummed in my ear, his tongue poking out and licking the shell of my ear.

    "Are you fucking drunk? Or maybe high? Yoongi!" I tried to push him away, mortified because I know those fucked were around somewhere, watching.

   "What is all this screaming about?" Jungkook came out of his room, rubbing his blurry eyes. When he could see clearly what was going on, his eyes widened and his cheeks became halariously red. "What the hell, hyung?!"

     "What? She licked me first!" Yoongi protested, finally letting me go. When I had the opportunity, I ran into my room and shut the door, trying to clam my breathing as I wiped the spit off my ear.

    "Hyung! That was amazing!" Taehyung came out as Hoseok was laughing.

     "Wait... (Y/n) wasn't lying?" Yoongi sounded confused.

     "Nope. Right when you came out of your room, we hid, but yeah, we told her to lick you," Hoseok giggled.

     "I should probably apologize to (Y/n)," Yoongi said slowly, "tomorrow after I get my precious sleep."

     "What about your water?" I called from the other side of the door.

    "Good night, (Y/n)," he said in an amused tone.

     Hoseok and Taehyung were found dead the next day. R.I.P.

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   I honestly don't know how I fucking came up with this chapter. I think I've been reading too much smut. Anyways, I don't really expect you guys to enjoy. It's a pretty crappy chapter.