Dani stood outside of Gustavo's office in dress on her day off with Kelly and Gustavo, watching as the boys approached them dressed in coats and ties.

"Gustavo, why are we here on our day off?" James asked.

"And in jackets and ties?" The other three questioned, gesturing to their clothes.

"Because we are getting a royal visit from the country where you had your first number one hit," Kelly explained, crossing her arms.

"May I present his Royal Highness, the King of Kuplankistan." Gustavo introduced.

The sound of trumpets boomed through the hallway, causing the boys to jump back, lining up with Dani as they watched a man throw dirt down on the hallway.

The five teens watched in confusion before their sight was set on four large men carrying swords.

"Ah, Big Time Rush." A short man smiled, appearing from behind the armed men. Dani could only assume he was the King of Kuplankistan. "We are very, very big fans of yours in my country, and we have traveled very, very far to come meet with you."

Dani quickly curtseyed at the man, causing him to send a nod of appreciation as the rest of the group stood there, looking around confused.

"You're supposed to bow!" Dani snapped, causing their eyes to go wide as the boys all bowed awkwardly, causing Dani to shake her head in disapproval. "Idiots."

"But your biggest fan is my beautiful daughter, Princess Svetlana." The King confessed, stepping out of the way to reveal a girl behind him.

Dani could admit she was gorgeous, and she already knew from the boys past with girls that there would be somewhat of a fight.

"Ooo."

"Now, which one of them do you want to marry?" The King asked his daughter, causing Dani's eyes to go wide.

"Ohhh." The boys grimaced, quickly taking a step back.

"Well, their posters are all over your room. You must want to marry one of them." The king spoke.

"But, father, they're all so cute." Princess Svetlana said, smiling at the group.

"Are they really?" Dani jokingly asked, causing the boys to gasp.

"Which one of you wants to propose to the princess?" The King asked.

"Uh... Uhhh---" The boys all stuttered.

"Well, your highness." Gustavo spoke up, quickly stepping forward. "The guys are just-well, the guys-"

"Ah, very noble. They don't want to dishonor their brother."

"Exactly!"

"Give them knives, so they can fight for her." The King demanded, causing the four large guards to drop their knives on the ground in front of the group.

Dani and Carlos stared at the swords on the ground before slowly looking over at each other, quickly shrugging their shoulders.

The pair went to reach for the swords on the ground but were quickly stopped as the trio behind them yelled at them, James and Logan quickly pulling Carlos back as Kendall quickly moved the girls hand away as he made sure there was a distance between her and the swords.

"Before we get to the knife fight, we just need a quick sec for a meeting." Kelly announced, quickly jumping in front of the group. "Band meeting!"

Kelly quickly pushed the group towards Gustavo's office, slamming the door once they all made it in.

"What's going on?" Kendall cried out with wide eyes.

"I was told it was a VIP visit!" Kelly exclaimed. "I thought the princess wanted a few autographs, not a husband."

"Although she is beautiful, and of course, I would make a great prince," James informed the group.

"Yeah? Name one thing a prince does." Dani questioned, crossing her arms.

"Who cares! Look at me; I was made to be a prince." James said, gesturing toward his face.

"Okay, stop it. Stop it now!" Logan snapped, smacking the Diamond boy.

"Okay, before this blows up into a big international thing, go back to the Palm Woods and lock yourselves in your crib until we figure this out." Gustavo ordered, gesturing between him and Kelly.

"Okay, but how do we get past the giant guards with the giant knives?!" Carlos snapped, causing the five teens to hold their arms open.

"I promised myself I would never show anyone this." Gustavo sighed, pushing one of his awards to reveal a button that opened up a passageway, causing the group to turn their heads confused. "You'll need to answer these three riddles to make it to street level. Now, Go! Get out of here."

The five teens quickly rushed towards the passage door. Carlos quickly grabbed the lantern as Dani grabbed the riddles as the door slid closed behind Kendall.

"Woah." The four boys spoke together.

"Let's go, idiots." Dani called, walking away from the group, causing the four boys to quickly race after the girl with the only way out.

...

With the brains of Logan and Dani put together, they managed to solve all of the riddles and got the group out of the tunnels in no time.

After they made it to street level, the group of teens made a quick dash to the Palm Woods, all the way up to apartment 2J.

"We made it." Carlos said, slamming the door behind them as he held himself against the door. "And we're still single."

Dani and Kendall quickly glanced at each other before looking back at the others.

"We are so not ready for marriage." Logan declared, causing the others to quickly shake their heads.

"No matter how great of a prince I would have been," James added.

"We get it; you think you would be a great prince." Dani snapped.

"I know." James corrected the blonde girl, causing her to roll her eyes.

"Where are you going with this?" Kendall questioned as the trio gave the boy a look.

"I'm just saying I think she would have picked me." James said. "I always thought I'd make a great prince. I think she picked up on that."

"Who cares?!" Kendall exclaimed as Logan hit James in the chest. "We are going to do what Gustavo said."

"Which is stay here, lay low, and keep away from the pretty, pretty princess." Logan recalled.

"All in?" Carlos said, putting his hand in, causing the other four to quickly follow.

"Not getting married!" Three of the four boys screamed.

"Yeah, where'd James go?" Dani questioned.

"Oh, no!"

"Find him!" Carlos exclaimed, causing the group to almost split up.

"Wait!" Dani shouted, causing the boys to freeze in place. "Don't split up! Just in case James didn't go see Svetlana, we can't have you boys being caught alone."

"She's right! We'll go together." Kendall said, causing the others to nod.

The four teens quickly raced out of the apartment, searching for the teen boy all over the Palm Woods.

They quickly stopped once they spotted the boy standing outside the elevator with the princess and the king.

"What did you do?!" Logan exclaimed, pointing at the boy.

"I just gave her a rose." James explained, holding up the white flower, causing Dani's eyes to go wide.

"Are you an idiot?" Dani exclaimed.

"In our country, that is a marriage proposal." The King happily shouted, kissing James on the cheek.

"Internet now!" Kendall exclaimed, causing the three boys to frantically search for their phones, but to Dani's defense, she was in a dress with no pockets, and she left her bag in the boys apartment.

"Ooh, I got it. I got it." Carlos gasped, causing the others to quickly lean towards the boy, trying to read the words on his phone. "It is tradition in Kuplankistan for the suitor to present one white rose upon marriage proposal."

James quickly hit the flower, causing it to fall to the ground.

"Logan!" Kendall cried out.

"Uh, but you're not in Kuplankistan anymore. You're on American soil." Logan said, causing Kendall and Carlos to quickly nod.

"Guys." Dani groaned, causing the four boys to look over at the Jennings girl as she pointed to the ground, causing them to notice James was in fact standing on Kurplankistan soil.

"Bolsheviks! Dirt Boy always makes sure we are on Kuplankistani soil." The King happily informed the group, causing James to let out a scream. "Now we shall get ready for Big Time Wedding!"

The elevator door opened, causing the guards that were standing inside to yank James in, causing him to let out a yelp.

"HEEELP!" James screamed as the elevator doors closed.

...

The four teens stood pacing around the lobby when Gustavo, Kelly, and an unknown woman dressed in a business suit came rushing in.

"We got here as fast as I could." Gustavo panted.

"Who's that?" Kendall questioned and pointed at the woman.

"Millicent Crane, State Department." The lady introduced herself, taking a step forward.

"She's going to help us get James back." Kelly explained.

"Great." Logan said as smiles grew on the teens' faces.

"But we have to handle this diplomatically." Millicent announced. "Kuplankistan has a natural resource our country desperately needs."

"Mm, oil." Dani and the boys spoke together.

"Mustache Dye."

"That is definitely not a natural resource." Dani pointed out, causing the others to nod in agreement.

Now." Millecent said, totally ignoring the girl's comment. "Somebody call James and tell him not to panic and to stay put."

Kendall quickly pulled out his phone, dialing the boy's number and quickly putting it on speaker. "It's ringing."

"Hello?" James' voice rang through the phone.

"James, are you okay?" Kendall asked.

"Yep."

Dani grabbed the boy's arm, turning the phone towards her. "Listen, we have the state department here, and we are going to get you out of this, unengaged."

"Whatever you do, do not try to make a run for it." Logan added.

"Too late!!" James yelled, rushing past the group with three guards chasing after him with swords, followed by two blowing the horns.

"Okay, what happens now?" Gustavo asked as the group turned to Millicent.

"Two possibilities: One, James could outrun the guards, so we could hide him in an Alaskan cannery until the King gives up interest." Milicent explained. "Or two..."

...

"The guards are faster than him, then the King locks him in a tower." Millicent explained as the group stood outside the building, looking up at the boy shocked who had been captured and was trapped on one of the highest floors.

"He locked me in the tower!" James cried.

Gustavo and the other three boys quickly disappeared before reappearing carrying a giant trampoline, causing Kelly and Dani to quickly grab a side.

"James! Just close your eyes and jump down onto this safety net." Gustavo called up to the boy.

"How do I know you'll catch me?" James exclaimed.

"Just throw something else down." Kelly suggested. "We'll show you it's perfectly safe!"

James quickly disappeared from the balcony before reappearing with a watermelon in his arms.

"Perfect!" Kendall said, sending the boy a thumbs up before pointing at the trampoline. "Toss it down!"

James quickly tossed the watermelon over the balcony. It was hard for the group to see as their eyes were blocked by the sun, causing the watermelon to splat behind them onto the pavement.

"Okay, now you!" Dani, Logan, and Carlos called.

James shrieked before quickly racing back into his tower.

"So what now?" Dani asked, causing the group to look over at Gustavo.

"We're going to go back to the studio and look into the legal way of getting James out of this Big Time mess!" Gustavo explained. "While you four stay here, make sure he doesn't do anything more stupid! And figure out how to get him out of the tower!"

The group quickly split up as the teens made their way back into the Palm Woods lobby.

"Okay, since it seems like we can't get James out of the castle without being hunted by giant guards with giant knives, we need a new plan." Dani explained, causing the boys to nod. "Any ideas?"

"Uh, we go to the wedding and object, so they can't get married!" Carlos suggested, causing Dani to shake her head.

"We sneak in, and we snatch James when no one is looking." Logan said, snapping his fingers.

"Yeah, when is that? The King has guards with James every second." Dani explained.

"Since we can't get James out of the tower, we just have to make sure no one who can marry him and the Princess gets in." Kendall declared.

"That might actually work." Dani said, nodding her head in agreement.

"Still, there's got to be a way to get more dirt on this wedding." Logan spoke.

"Oh! Dirt Boy!" Kendall gasped, causing the group to rush towards the mask guy, startling him. "You have to help us. Please tell us the royal wedding plans so we can stop it and save our friend."

"Please?" Carlos begged.

"Why would you want to stop it? Your friend is the luckiest man in the world." Dirt Boy sighed, causing the group to share a look. "The Princess is beautiful of face and pure of heart and owns many, many goats."

"Yeah, yeah, we get it; she's hot and has many, many goats. When's the wedding, Dirt Boy?" Dani snapped.

"After the Ceremony of secrets in park..." Dirt Boy spoke. "Which is now!"

Dani and the boys moved out of the way as Dirt Boy quickly flung dirt on the ground as trumpets filled the lobby as the royals walked past.

First it was The King, then Princess Svetlana was being carried in a sedan chair, and finally it was James also being carried in a sedan chair.

"Help me!" James cried to his friends as he was carried past before he hung out, looking back at them. "Help! Help me!"

"Gustavo, it's Kendall." The boy said, causing Dani to look over to see the boy already on his phone, whom she only assumed was Gustavo. "Meet us in the park!"

...

"Was the black really necessary?" Dani questioned, looking down at the all-black she was wearing from head to toe.

"Yes!"

"So here's the plan. I will distract the guards while you four-hall James off somewhere so that no one will find him." Gustavo explained, causing the group to nod.

"Where exactly is that?" Carlos questioned.

"I don't know. Figure it out!" Gustavo snapped, causing the group to nod.

The group watched as the King shoved James towards the sedan chair, causing the four teens to rush to their friends' rescue.

"Sorry, King." Kendall apologized, pushing the King out of the way.

"Wedding's off!" Dani, Logan, and Carlos exclaimed as they quickly grabbed a bar, hoisting the boy up.

As a distraction, Gustavo went racing at the guards, knocking them all to the ground as the teens made a run for it.

"Go, go, go!"

"Here comes the King!" Logan cried, causing Dani to quickly glance over her shoulder to find the King, who was in fact hot on their heels with the guards carrying him.

The group passed by two kids playing with nerf guns, causing James to steal one of the guns in passing.

He began firing shots at the King, causing him to grab the other gun from the other child.

Almost making it out of the park, Carlos and Kendall quickly halted, causing the back to tip up, forcing James to go flying out of the box.

"James, James, James!" The group exclaimed, quickly racing to their friend to get him off the ground, but it was too late; they had been caught.

"And I was going to invite you all to wedding with other dignitaries." The King spoke, approaching the group with the Princess. "But now you're all... pfff!"

The guards quickly grabbed James from his friends, holding him so he couldn't run.

"Listen here, King guy, it's over." Gustavo declared.

"He's right, your highness." Millicent said, approaching the group with Kelly by her side.

"Who you?"

"Millicent Crane. State Department." Millicent said, holding up her badge. "I've been tracking this case, and you can't force James to marry your daughter."

"Nope." Carlos added.

"You mean I can't get daughter to marry handsome pop star?" The King questioned.

James went to walk forward but was quickly pulled backwards by the guards.

"Well, if you held the wedding at the Kuplankistani embassy, where our laws don't apply, you could." Millicent confessed, shrugging her shoulders, causing the teens smiles to drop.

"Well, then, let's have wedding at the embassy!" The King happily cheered.

"Wait. What?" James cried.

"So long, suckers!"

"Wait, guys. Guys! Help!"

The guards dragged James away, causing the others to angrily turn to Millicent Crane as she sheepishly smiled at the group.

"You guys are pretty angry at me right now."

...

Millicent successfully escaped unharmed as the guys held Dani, but not before she gave her a piece of her mind.

"You guys are no fun." Dani groaned, standing there with her arms crossed.

"Yeah, well, she's in the state department, and you could have gone to jail!" Logan exclaimed, causing the girl to roll her eyes. "Besides, we have a bigger problem. I mean, I can't believe in just a few minutes, James is going to become the Prince of Kuplankistan... and own many goats."

"We have to do something." Kendall said.

"Yeah, like what?" Kelly questioned. "There are guards with swords at every entrance."

"Psst!"

The group turned startled to find Dirt Boy, standing there hunched over discreetly.

"Dirt Boy?" Dani questioned.

"I can help get you inside." Dirt Boy spoke.

"Why would you want to help us?" Carlos asked.

"I feel James is handsome idiot." Dirt Boy spoke.

"You have no idea." Dani sighed, causing the others to nod.

"The Princess deserves to marry someone who truly loves her."

"But how do we get inside?" Logan and Carlos exclaimed.

"Wait for my signal." Dirt Boy said, making his way towards the guards as he glanced back at the group before he quickly launched dirt in the faces of the two guards standing at the nearest entrance. "This is my signal! This is my signal!"

The group quickly raced forward towards the doors as Dirt Boy continued throwing dirt at them.

Once they reached inside, they looked around at each other.

"Now what?" Gustavo questioned, causing Dani to look around before her eyes locked on the gold dishes, causing a smirk to grow on her face as she grabbed two of the gold goblets.

"We have some fun." Dani declared, handing one of them to Kendall, causing a smirk to form on his lips.

Once the group was set and ready, Carlos barged into the hall as his voice boomed through the room.

"We made it!"

"So sorry, we're late." Dani added.

"Traffic was terrible." Logan scoffed.

"How did they get in?" The King questioned, standing from his throne.

"Are we too late to propose a toast?" Kendall questioned, causing the four teens to quickly lift up their goblets.

"To James!"

The four teens tossed the dirt that filled their goblets at the guards that surrounded James.

"Stop them!"

"Sorry, but we need to borrow James really quick." Kendall said to the official before quickly dragging the boy away.

Dani and Carlos looked at each other before sharing a nod as Carlos quickly launched himself on one of the guards.

The other guard turned to Dani, causing her to smirk.

"Let's dance." Dani said, waving the man forward, causing him to rush at the girl, but she quickly kicked him square in the chest, causing him to stumble backwards, dropping his sword in the process.

As he gained his balance, he looked at the girl, waiting for her next attack. She jumped around for a second, confusing the man before she came at him full speed with a tornado kick, causing him to tumble over the table, landing at Kendall and James' feet.

"Woah." They both gasped, causing the girl to chuckle before she felt someone grab her arm.

She looked back, spotting another guard, causing her to throw her elbow back, hitting the man square in the face, causing him to let go as he stumbled back, falling over the table, and causing Dani to shrug her shoulders before she went to help Carlos.

In the middle of fighting a guard, Kendall popped up beside Dani. "Find Dirt Boy!"

"On it," Dani said, sending one last kick to the man, causing him to stumble back into two other guards, causing them all to fall as Kendall nodded, impressed.

She quickly scanned the room before her eyes landed on the boy, who was swinging his dirt bucket at a nearby guard.

Jumping over the table, Dani quickly kicked the guard in the back before Dirt Boy placed the bucket over his head, pushing him into the wall, causing the pair to high-five before Dani shoved him under the table as she quickly followed.

"What exactly is the plan here?!" James exclaimed to his friends as they all gathered under the table, causing Kendall, Logan, and Carlos to quickly look over at Dani.

"Dirt boy, how would you feel about marrying the princess?" Dani asked, causing everyone to turn their attention to Dirt Boy.

"I'd wish for nothing more." Dirty Boy confessed.

"Well, today's your lucky day. We need you to switch clothes with James so you will marry the princess and James can stay a single, pretty idiot." Dani explained.

"Hey!" James exclaimed, causing Kendall to quickly put a hand over his mouth.

"So what do you say?" Dani asked, grinning at Dirt Boy, causing the four boys to lean towards the boy, waiting for an answer.

"Yes."

That caused the group to quickly jump into action, and within seconds, the two were completely changed head to toe before the four quickly climbed from under the table with Dirt Boy.

"Nice try, Big Time Rush and small blonde girl." The King said, causing Dani to lift her eyebrow. "But that boy is going to marry my daughter now. I command it!"

"James!"

"I now pronounce you married. You may kiss the bride." The official declared.

The pair removed their face covers, only for it to be revealed to be Dirt Boy and not James.

"Dirt Boy." Svetlana gasped.

"Dirt Boy?" The King said.

"Dirt Boy!" Dani, Logan, Kendall, and Carlos happily cheered as James popped out from under the table in Dirt Boy's clothes, giving the King a wave.

"Uh-Ah..." The King stuttered out. "A princess marrying a dirt boy? It can't be!"

"Well, you did command that that boy marry your daughter." Logan said, causing the group to nod as everyone in the room began mumbling.

"Daddy, you know I have always loved Dirt Boy." Svetlana confessed, smiling at the boy beside her, causing a small smile to form on Dani's lips as she felt a hand on her shoulder, causing her to look back to see Kendall, causing the pair to share a smile before turning their attention back to what was happening in front of them.

"And you know I will always treat the princess like a queen." Dirt Boy promised, bringing her hand up to his lips as he placed a kiss on her knuckles.

"Well, at least it's not Goat Poop Boy." The king shrugged. "This wedding has my blessing!"

That caused the room to erupt in applause as the group cheered.

After the ceremony, Dani and the guys stood along the sidewalk, throwing dirt in the air as the newlywed couple ran past.

"I absolutely love love!" Dani gushed, causing the boys to smile at the girl.

"That was actually a really nice wedding." James admitted, causing the other four to nod in agreement.

"And it gets better." The King spoke, approaching the group. "Because I have four other daughters."

The man stepped aside to reveal four other girls, smiling at the boys, causing the group's eyes to go wide.

"Which one would you each like to marry?"

"Yeah... run." Gustavo whispered, leaning in towards the group, causing Dani and Kelly to nod.

In the blink of an eye, the four boys quickly ran away screaming, throwing the dirt they had into the air, with the girls not too far behind them.

"Wedding cake?"

"I love wedding cake." Gustavo confessed, throwing the dirt bucket to the ground.

"Ooo, is it chocolate?" Dani gasped, following the adults back inside as they ignored the sounds of the boys screams.