A church priest is worried that his students don't know who Jesus is so he asks his students, "Where is Jesus?"
James replies with, "He's in heaven!"
Sally replies with, "He's in my heart."
David blurts out, "HE'S IN MY BATHROOM!"
The surprised priest asks how David knows this.
David said, "Well every morning my dad bangs on the door and says, 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"