These are just some random jokes. Some I didn't make and some I did make. Enjoy!!
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Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver, knowing they were drunk, turned on the engine and turned it off. "We've reached your destination." He said. The first guy paid him. The second one thanked him. Then, the third one slapped him. The driver was stunned and asked "why'd you do that?!" The guy replied, "slow down next time. You nearly killed us!"