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I'm fine.

STOP FUCKING TALKING TO ME YOU IDIOT. I AM NOT FUCKING FINE. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS. LEAVE.ME.ALONE.

I didn't do anything today.

XD I LIED
I DID SOME THINGS

I'm tired.

Actually I'm not tired at all, I just needed an excuse to lie down so I can use an electronic device comfortably.

Ooooooo...

Lol shit's about to go down