Someone's being funny:

Wattpad: LOL XDDDDDDDDDDD

IRL: Ha.

Something kawaii:

Wattpad: OMG!!!!!! KAWAII! *Fangirls*

Me: Cute.

Len Kagamine:

Wattpad: OISHDOFSDVOKND. *Dies*

IRL: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *Nosebleed*