I was bord. Therefore the derp song was created.

The derp song

Tell me the derp story!

Bum bum bum, badum badum,

Derp walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the troll, running the stand,

"Hey....got any....grapes?"

The troll said "No, we just sell lemonade! But it's old and it's hot and it's not homemade! Can I get you a glass?"

"I'll pass." Then he herp derped away (Derpy derpy) til' the very next day