I have glasses and these are our problems.

Facepalming. DEAR ARCEUS THE CLEANING.

Move theaters. When you're at a 3D movie but only one pair fits on your face. EITHER WAY IT'S BLURRY.

Falling asleep randomly. You wake up and they're either gone, broken, or just SMUDGEEEEEEEEED.

Stereotypes. EVERYONE AUTOMATICALLY THINKS YOU'RE A NERD. Though I take it as a complement :3