Me: Hi! I was-

Bianca: Dafuq are you doing here?

Me: It's my book!

Bianca: No, it's MY book! It clearly says BIANCA'S book of random!

Me: I am you!

Bianca: No you're you, I'm me, which makes me you from your perspective.

Me: O...kay.....Anyway! I'm the ACTUAL author and I'm here to say-

Bianca: SHADUP! She wants to say she-

Me: IT'S MY BOOK I WANNA SAY IT!

Bianca: BUT I'M IN EVERY CHAPTER AND THE TITLE!

*Cue catfight*

Tanya: OH DEAR ARCEUS I'LL DO IT! The exact message was gonna be "Hi! I was hoping all you lovely readers could comment and tell me who your favorite OC is? I'd reeeeally appreciate it! Bai! *Flies off to Hogwarts*" And that's what she was gonna say.