Me: Introducing...my genderbend!

Bianca: *Pulls a string*

My genderbend: *Walks in*

*Confetti is dumped on my genderbend*

My genderbend:....Hi I'm Andrew...I'm A-

Me: SHUSHUSHUSHUSH THEY CAN'T NO MY REAL NAME *Tackles Andrew and covers his mouth*

Andrew: Well now they know your name begins with a. :1

Me: FFFUUUUUUUUUU

Bianca:....You're welcome...*Mumbles* Oh no need to thank me! *Cleans up confetti*