So I remember my first time playing Minecraft waaaaay back when, my dad just bought it as some present I think, idk.

Me: *Trying to build a house of wood* ...Close enough.

Dad: ...What's that noise?

Me:...OH NO.

Dad: ZOMBIE.

Us: *Freaks out and almost breaks the computer*

Dad: ._. I paid good money for that computer

Me: *Facepalms* It's your freaking work computer...