I'm on Wattpad:

Me: *Doesn't give a shitake mushroom about real life*

I'm watching anime:

Me: IF YOU *Buy some apples!*ING BOTHER ME YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

I'm listening to Vocaloid:

Me: *Tries desperately to sing along, or drools over them*

I have to be social IRL (Unless it's my friends):

Me: ;-; WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Someone ships me with someone I don't like:

Me: OH HAIL TO THE NAW, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND I DON'T LIKE *Person they're shipping me with*

I watch MLP:

Me: *Knows every single word they say*