Us: *Media*

Real life friends: I'm sad

Me: That's life

Internet friends: I'm sad

Me: OH SHIZ, DON'T YOU MOVE, I'M GONNA SPAM YOU WITH FEEL BETTER LINKS, WRITE YOU A SONG, A ONE-SHOT, YOU'LL BE FINE, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY *Smeagle voice* My precious

Real life friends: *Walks in* Hey!

Me: Hi

Internet friends: *Logs on* HAI

Me: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI *Le glomp*