Me and food
1: Seems legit
Me: *Watching TV* *Sees a commercial* OMG THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS. MOM CAN WE-
Mom: No.
Me: *Cries in a corner*
2: Begging
Me: Please?
Mom: No.
Me: Please?
Mom: No.
Me: Please?
Mom: Ask again and you're not getting any food at all.
Me: *Cries in a corner*
3: Acceptance
Me: It's fine. I'm fine. I can just eat cereal for dinner. It'll be fine.
4: Hurrah!
Mom: We're going to the store.
Me: ;-; Okay *Gets in car*
At le store:
*The food I want is nearby*
Me: MOM CAN WE?!
Mom: *Looks* Well it's not too expensive...Okay fine.
Me: Hurrah!
5: The real deal
At home:
Me: Yay! Smells good..looks good. *Tastes it* Oh Arceus no.
Mom: You did all that, you're eating it.
Me: *Whispers* Dear food senpai, please help me *Manages to eat it* I'm full *Still hungry*
6: Sneaking around
Everyone else: *Asleep*
Me: *Awake* *Silently goes downstairs to get food*
My brother: *Getting water*
Me: *Accidentally surprises him*
Brother: AHH! *Wakes up house*
Me: SHIT *Runs upstairs and hops into bed like a baws*
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