Me: *Reading a fanfiction* *It starts off as a lemon, but we don't know who it is yet* I wonder who it is...*It's BiancaxN* FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *Throws phone*

Another time:

Me: *Reading fanfiction* *It turns into a lemon, NxCheren* Holy.....*Turns into Touya/Black/HilbertxCheren* Holy..... *Turns into Touko/White/HildaxBianca* HOLY...... *It turns into everyonexeveryone* FUCK THIS SHIT *Throws phone*

Me:....

Me: WHY THE HELL DID I KEEP READING THAT