The night before:

Me: Yeah! I feel great! I'll get lots of homework done, then update each of my stories once or more! Tomorrow will be great! *Goes to bed*

Next day: 

Me: *Wakes up* *Buy some apples!* I have school *Goes back to sleep*

Later:

Me: *Wakes up* *Buy some apples!* I'll be late! *Rushes to school*

After school:

Me: Okay....I managed to stay awake and learn. NAP TIME. *Goes to sleep*

When I wake up:

Me: Update time! *Goes on wattpad and has 3847538476038 notifications* *Sighs and starts checking them*

One hour later: 

Me: Finally done! Now I can update! *I get one more notification* Huh? *Checks it* 

Someone: *Has started roleplaying*

Me: Oh well, it can wait. *Goes to home screen*

Everyone: *Either tagging me, roleplaying, or updating*

Me: *Buy some apples!* 

And I only update like once.

And the thing is

I HAVE TWO ACCOUNTS