Me: I loooooove Pokemon!!!

Random Hipster: Hmph. I liked it before it was cool.

Me: Well it was cool from the start, so you liked it before it was invented?

Random Hipster:......*You win this time rage face*

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Me: Say red!

Person: *troll face* Blue.

Me: I knew I could make you say blue!

Person: I thought you said say red..?

Me: MADE YOU SAY RED! *dances away*

Person: *Well played rage face*