Derpla: I'M THE NUMBER DERP DERPCESS IN THE WORLD!

Derprin: I'M JUST TOO WHITE N' DERPY

Derprian: *Hides in Derpiators videos*

Derpanne: I'M NOT A FUN OF DERPETEERS BUT I'VE A DERPING FEAR SOMEDERP ELSE IS PULLING AT THE STRINGS

Derpgon: SOMETHING DERPIBLE IS GOING DOWN THROUGH THE ENTIRE DERP

Derpland: DERPING ANARCHY AND ALL IT DERPS

Derpme: I CAN'T DERP IDLY

Derphi: NO I CAN'T DERP AT ALL

Illderpsion: I DERP THE NAME, THE DERP BEHIND IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...

Everyderp: DERPCOR-

Derpffy: I dun liek Discord.

Everyderp: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Derffy: HE MADE FLUTTERSHY MAD

Everyderp: AND ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MAKE FLUTTERSHY MAD