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Me: *Talking to my friend, somehow we end up on Strawberry shortcake* *Remembers her* Dang, Strawberry was ugly.

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HOLY

LIVING

*Buy some apples!*

ALMOST 11k READS

LIKE

ARE YOU PEOPLE

LIKE

WHAT

I DON'T

I CAN'T

WHY DO YOU STAY WITH THE CRAZINESS

NO REALLY

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THE 11k READS GIFT WILL BE THE BEST ONE YET

(I actually don't know what it is yet)